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Cause for Concern (2002)
Bumfights:A Movie About Bums, Made by Bums
Well, thats its, the end of the film. Firstly to say it was disgusting is stupid, its not. In todays Television and films there's always a theme of 'Pushing the Bounderies' , upping the level. We've had 'Jackass', which was funny but sometimes a little perverse. Dirty Sanchez from some welsh drop-outs and now 'Bumfights'.
Bumfights is a collection of badly filmed camcorder footage filmed by college bums though were dreaming up an idea for this 'pushing the boundary'. Its basically the kind of filmaking real 'film bums' do. Instead of sitting down and coming up with a good, funny and interesting show they've just been plain lazy.
They've sat down and thought "Yeah dude, lets get some homeless guys and make them do disgusting things for cash, coz were such untalented guys that we don't want to endanger ourselves".
Thats pretty much it. The part that had a lot going was the take on Mtv's Cribs where the homeless man is showing round his doss under a bridge. I wouldn't recommend this films even to the people with morbid curiosity, its just not bad. Its just a few fights with some rock music and the fights are not bloody or gory(if thats what you were hoping for) there your basic 'scrapping' your friends have when their drunk.
The aspect thats also very annoying is the way people think 'fights', what goes with a fight? rock music!, It doesn't, its boring and unoriginal.
Please don't buy it, seriously, If its banned I wanted to see it, I've seen them all, I'm at film school, but its not worth it. These guys are making money from just your curiosity and working on their bad publicity.
If you want it, download it, its not worth owning. Believe me, See it once and you'll never get round to seeing it again. Unfunny, Unoriginal made by untalented dropouts. Its the case of spot the bums, the homeless or the writers
Troll 2 (1990)
A Movie So Bad, Its good,dont take it seriously!
The remember the first day I saw Troll 2. I went to the market with my mate to buy a DVD and found it for £3.50(around$2).
In so many words troll 2 is an excellent film. Its funny and extremely amusing. The whole point of the film is if you take it seriously you wont enjoy it. You ask me its a cult!
I cant be bothered explaining the plot for their isnt much too it. As a filmaking stand-point its pretty damb alful but thats its beauty. That a film so bad can become so excellent by sheer badness.
The acting from young Joshua is very good for an actor of that age but the parents have no excuse!
Anyway Im not the type for going on and on so just buy it for gods sake, get a beer and some mates found and laugh your ass off!
FANTASTIC!
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
A crued, childish mixture of re-gurgitated stupidity
When I went to see the long awaited Austin Powers 3 I didnt hold my hopes high due to the sequel 'The Spy Who Shagged Me' being miles from its predossessor. What we get with the movie 'Goldmember' is the same re-hashed humour that seems almost to mock the deformed or different. The first half hour of this farsy third installment comprises of Miss Beyonce Knowles' pretty damb appalling portrayal of Foxxy Cleopatra whpse character by no means adds to the plot. Believe me theres no one sexier than Beyonce Knowles but I would keep on singing baby, for you may be a whole lotta woman but I dont rekon a whole lot to your acting skills.
Apart from that 25 minutes seems to be comprised of a joke about a mole, which only the demented people at the back even remotely found interesting and well a mole. Thats your lot.
Even though the films first 30 minutes werent enough to keep the joker laughing the movies main star 'Mini Me' seems to be the main part of the humour. Whereas Mike Myers Mindless character 'Goldmember' seems as almost pointless as Beyonce Knowles..but as least shes sexy.
Jay Roach should be really dissapointed, in the light of his film 'Meet the Parents' which was the best comedy so far 'Goldmember' seems like another ploy for Jamie Lee Curtis stalker Mike Myers to return and kill us with his 'make more cash, crappy characters.
In many ways it seems the movie 'Goldmember' is just a chance for few actors to mess around and hopefully an audience will fall for the same prosessed humour that was seenback in the original movie.
All in all Goldmember is a film that delivers few humourous moments but manages to stimulate one small part of the brain. With cameos from Tom Cruise and Kevin Spacey its worth the watch, if not just to see foxxy beyonce in one of her sexy outfits!
Chopping Mall (1986)
A surprisingly tollerable late-night horror movie
Shopping mall security robots become killing machines when a storm effects there systems.
Believe me this is your typical late night horror film about a group of teenagers who start dropping like flies but to my surprise I enjoyed this film!
It's surprising in the sence that it's not as bad or poorly directed as you'd think it to be. Though its plot is fairly basic the acting is good and is generally well directed. I can understand that this film is not up every persons street but for me it's a pleasure just to watch a good horror film from the eighties! Thousands were made but only a few are held in esteem: A nightmare on elm street, day of the dead, bad taste etc.
So no, I wont take the film back, It'll sit on my shelf as a good late night horror film thats better to watch with a few friends on a saturday night. I entertained me and thats what films are made for!
Cannibal Holocaust (1980)
a sick,awful and disturbing film,not even good
I first saw this film through a bad copy and since then am to still recover from the effects.
To call this film beautiful or well-made is insane! There has to be something wrong with humanity if we can call castration, animal killings and rape beautiful. This film in so many words is ugly and awful, I got no enjoyment out of it at all, just came out the room feeling quietly discusted.
I am a huge fan of the horror genre and respect such early works of directors like Peter Jackson (a god!) and George Romero but this isnt even a horror, its the nearest thing to a poorly done 'snuff' film.
I understand that some quite sick people may find this picture remotely interesting for some unknown reason there are people who enjoy seeing a rare giant turtle being ripped open alive or a woman being raped and having her head smashed in by a rock on the aftermath.
If your after cheap thrills through real kills then this is the film for you but personally I feel you'd have to have a screw loose to enjoy this poor atempt at film making