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Monsternado (2023)
Great MOviie
Well, where do i begin the movie was awesome the characters like the fbi agents were kinda MID! They were like gunho on everything it didnt make sense! But! However! The characters Matt and Kelly were BADASS! Pamela was OG uhhh the monsters looked AMAZING! But the way they killed the characters were Ermm Awko tacO! Furthermore the movie recevied a GENORUS 4 stars because WHY did the one time they jab there fingers into the tenticale AND FORGOT THE REST OF THE MOVIE! HE WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!! She should not have died to the octopus i am frankly upset with this movie and the PTeradatyls DO NOT MAKE SENSE! The fly the SEA IS UNDERWATER! But uhm i do have one question why did Grady die they part STINKED! Welp thats the end of my review! I recommend if you wanna see a COOL MOVIE! But like kinda mid.
Cocaine Shark (2023)
THIS MOVIE WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
This movie was the worst thing ever 1 SINGLE SHARK ATTACK YUP GET SPOILED THIS MOVIE WAS SO BAD I LITERALLY MADE A ACCOUNT TO WRITE THIS. This movie was boring i was literally losing my mind the plot was everywhere like what are you doing making this in a basement with facepaint for A SLASH ON THE FACE this movie literally makes me so mad i cannot say it in so many words SPIDERMAN LOTUS THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME Is better than this 1.9 in GENEROUS this Garbage should have a 0.5 but thats impossible rating so give it like a 1 MAXIUM this movie should be jailtime if you like this movie everyone who rated this 10 stars WATCH SOMETHING GOOD.