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The Wheel of Time (2021)
Not to be confused with the books
I've read the books and felt a warning to fans of the books are in order.
Although the tv show has some nice moments they're not really connected to the books. All characters and most of the story has been rewritten quite drastically.
Feels a little like a slap to the face of the author..
I remember when MTV made a show out of the Shannara series. Or when Sword of truth was made into a show. And I don't know why but all armor, clothes, towns, etc looked brand new. Like they've never been worn before. Not a speck of dirt anywhere. It just didn't feel real, and it felt cheap.
Wheel of time is exactly like that. It's an MTV show.
Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)
So bad it was funny (SPOILERS)
Its been a long time since i laughed so hard at a film that wasn't supposed to be funny but this one beats them all! The animations looks like they are done by a 10 year old kid who played around with his fathers old computer from the eighties.
Just as i read in the other review of this film; it is so unbelievably primitive that its hard to believe any studio would actually release it! EVERY time the crock or shark showed itself we laughed out loud. SPOILER: 20 minutes in when she is standing on the crock but not knowing it..seriously?
The acting isn't great or even good but they do the best with a script that kind of doesn't make any sense. This is a good movie to watch with some friends if you are drunk out of your mind at an after party somewhere.
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008)
Action? NO! Its a comedy!
Even though the special effects and the acting was horrible the movie can actually be viewed. This movie was so bad it actually became watchable because of it! We laughed so hard when they started praying in the end that we actually fell of the couch :D
Its nice to see Casper Van Dien back (from the first movie) and he lifts the movie up a bit. Marnette Patterson was the highlight for me in this through her small (but very funny) role as the fanatical religious stewardess.
Of course they have pressed some nudity in it since it wouldn't have been a true starship troopers film without it (and yes, that is kind of tacky).