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1/10
Truly Awful
11 February 2012
One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

While the original ROTN wasn't exactly a comedy classic, it did move along briskly, had some funny tongue in cheek performances, some funny sight gags, the musical numbers as well as some gratuitous nudity; you know ... it was good for a few laughs.

This mess however, ROTNiii, has no redeeming qualities and seems to have been written, and directed by complete amateurs. I hope they paid the original ROTN actors well for their walk-ons, 'cause appearing on this wretched (and, unbelievably, given how bad ROTNiii is, not the last) entry in the franchise could not have helped anyone's career in movies or TV.

P-U. A stinker. To be avoided.
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1/10
The Sh*terfly Defect 2.
1 February 2008
This film is the reason why one should in general avoid sequels at all costs. The original wasn't all that great; this piece of "film-making" makes one wonder if anyone with a brain in their head was involved in the production. Terrible. Absolutely f...n terrible. A previous commentator lamented on this site that they didn't shoot enough film to make this movie a good one. I would argue that no amount of film could have saved this wretched thing. In fact, the producers should have saved all of film used on this time-waster to shoot anything except this movie ... anything except this movie (please).

A horrid nonsensical mess that all involved should dis-associate themselves from if they value their careers, a film produced only to cash in on the questionable value of this "franchise".

Let's hope its the last we hear from it. To be avoided like the pox.
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Unhitched (2005)
2/10
Unhitched = Unwatchable.
15 December 2007
Unhitched ... unwatchable.

Clichés; scenarios seemingly lifted almost directly from other films (The Graduate, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Bridget Jones Diary ... the list goes on.); sappy soundtrack. That the actors cannot be blamed is the best that can be said for this thing. It seems like they tried at least.

Two "name" American actors no doubt were foisted on the production in a vain effort to make this derivative snore fest have even a wisp of a prayer at generating any interest in North America (video and cable only ... I cannot imagine this thing got theatrical release there ... but if it did I'd guess it disappeared fast!) and break even.

One wonders if the editors knew what a t*rd they had on their hands when they were cutting this thing together, or whether they just hoped no one would notice that we've seen so much of this movie done elsewhere before ... and done better.

Don't waste your time. I'm sorry I did. In fact, I'm going to stop writing now to stop the drain on my limited minutes in this li
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