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Mars (2016–2018)
1/10
More liberal propaganda...
19 December 2018
Season 1 was interesting enough for me to watch season 2, then the last two episodes of season 2 they absolutely cut loose with their liberal agenda. Pushing climate change and "Trump is bad"... blah, blah, blah.... without the propaganda it's halfway decent, but season 2 was not very good either way. If they decide to make a season 3, I will not be watching it. I refuse to continue to watch any TV show that tries to push their political agenda down my throat.
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1/10
Not even remotely funny....
29 November 2018
It's currently at 7.2, how in the holy hell?!, this movie isn't even close funny OR good, it's truly awful, I turned it off 30 minutes in, and I never give up on ANY movie, but this trainwreck is THAT bad... enough said....
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2/10
seriously awful
8 November 2018
I couldn't wait for it to end, I think I somewhat chuckled at one scene, it's not even remotely funny, and as an action spy movie it just doesn't work. I personally enjoy a mindless action flick, but this was just flat out annoying and boring. I seriously don't see how anyone could possibly find this funny unless you were completely stoned out of your mind. I'm being generous giving it 2 out of 10...seriously... I'm so glad that I borrowed this from my local library and didn't spend any money to watch this garbage.
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Dave Chappelle: Equanimity (2017 TV Special)
1/10
Ignorant
20 September 2018
I've always been a Dave Chappelle fan... until I watched this display of absolute pandering to the sheeple of the left. He's more intelligent than what he says in this special, well at least I thought he was, I'm not sure anymore. This is the last thing I will watch from Dave. If you have common sense, you won't find this funny, if you think CNN is honest news, then you're probably ignorant enough to enjoy this crapfest.
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6/10
Funny? not so much, Entertaining? Yep!
20 January 2017
It has a bit of a slow start, about halfway through things start to get interesting. The laughs really aren't there, at least in my opinion, but once it gets going, it's a fun ride.

if you have a low tolerance for laughs, you will find some things funny.

it's a spy movie that tries to be funny, it just falls a bit short in the comedy department.

Personally I think casting Rob Riggle as Tom Jones might have made this a really funny movie, but the people that were cast did not do a bad job.

watch it for the entertainment, but you probably won't find the laughs you might be looking for.

overall, good flick! you will not find that you wasted your time watching it!
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3/10
if you're looking for laughs, you will NOT find it here...
9 January 2017
you can call it a "dark comedy" at best, but it is NOT a funny movie, unless you have a very low standard for making you laugh. it's not a very interesting story, and unless you can relate to being in an improv group, you probably will not enjoy anything about this movie.

I thought about shutting this off about 30 minutes in, and wish I would have, it didn't get better, it didn't get interesting, and definitely did NOT get funny...

snooze-fest!, unless you can relate for some reason, just give it a pass...

there is not a thing that will make you laugh...
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Search Party (2014)
5/10
Poor man's Hangover is EXACTLY Right....
1 September 2016
Listen, I had a good solid beer buzz watching this, same as all the Hangover movies. The Hangover movies? I was busting up! THIS movie?!, well OK, I had a few laughs, I don't regret watching it while a bit on the drunk side, but it's really is just a piggy back kinda rip-off of the hangover movies... grab some brews... catch a buzz, you'll be somewhat entertained, but it's not brilliance, or comedic gold by any standard... it is what it is, an attempt to capitalize on the hangover movies...just really REALLY late...lol

what else can I say to make this long enough?!

get some brews first, it will be a bit funnier that way!
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9/10
Excellence!
11 August 2016
I must start this review by saying a few things... I am NOT involved with this documentary in any way shape or form. I am not really a fan of documentaries. I only watched this because of the reviews I read here. I was VERY skeptical because I have been mislead by reviews so many times before. but the positive reviews here are truth!, watch it! so please believe me when I say these things... The telling of this story was SPECTACULAR and as near to perfection as you can possibly get!

all I can say is "WOW", it is worth your time! I am going to recommend this to everyone I know...
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The Steps (2015)
5/10
not a bad movie, but if you're looking for laughs, this is NOT it...
29 July 2016
I watch a ton of these type of movies looking for that gem that nobody has seen or heard of.

I was hoping for laughs, but nothing in this movie made me even giggle.

It's NOT a bad movie, it's just NOT a comedy, unless you have very low standards to make you laugh.

I didn't regret taking the time to watch it, it's basically a story of two very dysfunctional families coming together as one, at a remote location in Canada.

it's somewhat interesting, it's OK, I'll never recommend to people, but I'm not upset I watched it.

It's different, I can say that, I have never watched a story like this before.

Don't watch this unless you really have some time to burn, as I watch this it has a rating of 8.0, this is obviously a rating based on people involved with the film, there is no way this film is anywhere near an 8....

but like I said, not bad...but I didn't even get near a giggle, it is NOT funny, in my opinion.

It IS however well acted, well written, Well directed, overall well done, I have nothing else bad to say other than it's not a comedy, it's a dramedy, that is somewhat amusing...but nonetheless an interesting, original, somewhat heartwarming story...
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Night of the Wild (2015 TV Movie)
1/10
BAD even by Asylums standards!
23 July 2016
I am a twisted individual that watches all Asylum Movies, more times than not they are so bad that I enjoy them... THIS is NOT one of them.

there is NO plot and NO story line, A meteor lands and turn all the dogs into man eating (I'd say monsters, but they are still just) dogs...

then it's just 90 minutes of dogs trying to eat/kill people.

there is no explanation, no reason, no conclusion, it's just a really bad movie.

again, I am a FAN of Asylum movies, but THIS is just complete garbage, do not waste your time, there is NOTHING see hear unless you like to see dogs attack humans for 90 minutes...

That is literally all this movie is... LITERALLY!!
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Hail, Caesar! (2016)
1/10
Complete GARBAGE!
7 July 2016
I decided to check this movie out after seeing the trailer before another movie...

star studded, seemed funny, I thought "how bad could it be?"

I was so excited to pop it in the DVD player, thinking I'd be laughing for sure....

not even 40 minutes in, I had to turn it off and watch something entertaining...ANYTHING is more entertaining than this piece of GARBAGE!

How any studio green lit this catastrophe is beyond comprehension, and THEN, how in the holy HELL did they get actual movie stars to act in it?! I am BAFFLED!!!

I have rated movies from the SYFY network higher! they may be REALLY bad, but at least they are entertaining!

Just take a pass on this one,.... They tried to be Mel Brooks, and they failed in the most spectacular fashion....
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7/10
Wow! A Romantic Comedy that even a Man's Man can enjoy!
5 June 2016
I have to admit that I only started watching this movie because I think Dakota Johnson is SMOKING HOT!, I really didn't care if the movie sucked... BUT I was so pleasantly surprised to be so entertained!

I've never found Rebel Wilson to be very funny, but she cracked me up in this movie!

I am 45 years old, I've watched my share of romantic comedies, and this by far is the best of the bunch....

it is not your run of the mill ROMCOM, it is clever, and so much different than what you're used to!

Guys! watch this with your lady, you can BOTH enjoy it!
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The Midnight Man (I) (2016)
8/10
One of the best movies you've never heard of...
6 May 2016
I sit through an awful lot of terrible movies looking for the unknown gems such as this movie.

this movie was original, it was funny, it was clever and just an enjoyable watch.

I don't want to go into detail about the movie and spoil it for you, but I highly recommend you give it a chance.

I have no affiliation with this movie other than watching it, so I'm not a shill for the movie, I just really enjoyed it! This is a movie I will definitely watch again, just a good old fun assassin movie!

This 10 line limit thing is silly, sometimes you just don't have anything more to say...
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Mercenaries (2014)
5/10
It's an Asylum Movie, best I've seen so far...
27 March 2016
look... Asylum movies fall into these categories.. 1) really bad or 2) so bad they're entertaining

but this one actually exceeds expectations and is worth a watch. is it great? no. but for a one time hour and a half time waster, sure, give it a go, I wasn't upset that I watched it... if your a picky person, give it a pass, if you just want some mindless entertainment, give it a go...

The acting is decent for an Asylum movie, the story is plausible (somewhat) and it's probably the best film ever produced by "Asylum" that I've seen, and I watch many of them! I'm twisted that way...
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Moonwalkers (2015)
4/10
Laugh Out Loud funny?! maybe, MAYBE if you are stoned...
1 March 2016
I am a little over an hour into this movie and at best I have been mildly amused during a few scenes.

I watch many low budget 'B' movies always hoping to find that hidden gem, and sometimes I find it, this isn't one of them.

It is relatively well acted and directed, for a low budget 'B' movie and the premise is there for laughs, but the jokes are lackluster at best, and not really all that original. they are all quite predictable.

The physical comedy is average at best, nothing that is going to make you laugh out loud, though.

There IS quite a bit of bloody violence, murders and gunfights, but again, nothing you haven't seen before.

I'm giving it a 4, and that might be generous since this is billed as a comedy and it's not really funny, if you enjoy intelligent comedy, this movie is not for you. it's very juvenile comedy-wise.

to sum it up, I was in the mood for a comedy, had the right mindset to laugh, and this movie did not deliver even one chuckle.

I wish I hadn't taken the time to watch this, nothing worth seeing here...
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3/10
Very Unsatisfying
16 February 2016
Warning: Spoilers
This movie had potential, but it started out very slow and never really gained momentum. It could have been bout 20 minutes shorter without taking anything away from the story. Without revealing what happens at the end, I can tell you that you never really get any clear answers, and the director wants you to draw your own conclusions as to what happens to everyone. it left me very unsatisfied, and I would not recommend this movie to any of my friends or family. I have watched much worse, but I wish I would have taken a pass on this one. I watch very many low budget, indie, "B" movies, just hoping to find that hidden gem, and every once in a while I find one. this movie does not fall in that category.
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