Reviews

This is so trash. I could spend my time helping feed animals at the Humane Society, but instead, I was forced to watch this pile of garbage. Everyone has a taken, and yours definitely lies somewhere else. Just stop. Don't you think the people of the world have been subjected to enough torture. I wish I could erase this from my memory. It was that bad. God, I hated that. I want to gouge my eyeballs out. I want to bleach them. I want to throw myself off a cliff, and it's all because of you. Everything bad in my life is because of YOU. ARE YOU HAPPY? BECAUSE I'M NOT! I'LL NEVER BE HAPPY IN MY LIFE, SOLELY BECAUSE OF THIS MOVIE!

This is the worst movie I've ever had the displeasure to watch. I wish I could erase it from my memory. If there was an option to rate this zero stars, I would. To be honest, this was a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air exited out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh, your brain preps your face muscles, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted by watching this. In the time that took, I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of this horrible movie, you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at entertainment. Now, those kids are suffering without meals, and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done, and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.