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The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)
I thoughuly enjoyed it
I know a lot of you really didn't like this movie, I for one am just an average guy that takes a movie for what it is, not "technically challengeing" anybody for Their thoughts on it. I started to watch it with baited breath and was gonna give it a shot but didn't expect much at all, so with low spectators it really hit a home run with me. Throughout the film I was mesmerized by some of the scenery, and was pleasantly surprised that I didn't get a headache from the "Found footage" type films that have whacky cams all the time. This was shot with pretty steady cameras and made you think a little more than the acreage docureality film. Yea, there are some holes in the story, some loose ends I'd have liked to find out more of, but all and all I enjoyed it throughout the film from the beginning to end. , the ending of the movie I thought was a home run as far as how to end a movie like this... At first when I seen the part that they found the camera they were using, .. I thought, hey, this is BS, make a good movie up to here and shot down by a plot hole.. Man was I wrong.. Had to see it through to the end to see that it now, indeed made sense of how and why the footage went where it did... "why weren't they eaten by the "Creatures"? Well, they didn't want to eat themselves now would they..... If you haven't seen it yet and want to know what I mean by that... Give this movie a shot. You will enjoy it as long as you take it with a grain of salt and not try to pay to much attention to details of real life.... Enjoy....
Barricade (2012)
What the hell did I just watch ?
What the hell was that ? I thought I knew what was going on (father taking the drugs, hallucinating and all whacked out on drugs) then it jumped all over the place without explanation AT&T all. Why this? Why that ? Couldn't follow this movie from the start. It was building up for the grand finally and fell far short of thrilling. "He will get what's coming to him"... And they let him go to the Hospital with his kids after he kidnapped and almost killed a man while on drugs ? Don't want to live near these police.. All and all. Very disappointing movie that had potential but didn't take advantage of the money spent on it. What a shame I wanted an hour and change on this one..
The Monkey's Paw (2013)
Monkeys paw fell a couple knuckles short of a full hand
Now don't get me wrong, not a bad movie by far, however the trailers and hype brought this movies potential to be one of the best horror films in years. Kind of fell short. I agree it's not the worst movie and very well worth watching, just don't expect academy awards for this. I give this flick a solid 6-7 stars (out of 10) for getting so many to watch it in the first place, a good solid 5 for the acting, as for the plot, we'll have to dig a little deeper for this to even reach a 4. The story line and plot fell short in every category I can think of, at times I swear the actors were ablibing lines to fill in the plot holes. So overall score... A solid 5. Hope you enjoy it, I did , past 2 hours in a flash..... My wife keeps yelling at me for singing "Monkey Paw, Monkey, monkey paw all day " over n over...lol.. (Very loud at that :))
MegaFault (2009)
Honestly the WORST movie I have ever sat thru
This honestly the worst movie I have accually sat thru. I thought that with this cast it couldn't be as bad as all the reviews have been.... Man, was I wrong. This movie is just AWFUL from the time it starts, to the time it (thankfully) ended. Horrible cgi, horrible script, s many "Goofs" I couldn't even keep up.... Please read the reviews and DO NOT WATCH...... Either stare at the sky for an hour or so, or wash your bricks one by one on your house. But do not waste your time.
I gave it a one because it wouldn't let me go lower
Seems like I need a couple more lines of review to allow this to be posted. So, I will write a bit more until it lets me post. I want to make sure this is posted so I can discourage anyone else from watching this nightmare of a movie. I thank god that Brittany didn't have to hear all of the reviews that this movie received. I'm sure she would have been disgusted on this production. NOT the actors fault at all, the writer, director as well as the cgi. The director should never work in cinema again, EVER, AS WELL AS THE DP...... Producers should give the money they made off this to a charity
The Telling (2009)
With all that "Talent" ...
With all the great actors in the movie, how could it had turned out so bad ?...lol... The Only thing great about the movie is the Playboy bunnies and breast shots !... That's it... Nothing else left to say....... Pass it up unless you want to be bored to death for 80 minutes... Not only is it bad, but the direction, production, sound, and script is AWFUL at best. They stole good ideas from other movies and made them cheap. They didn't even do a good job at editing either, if they would have, the movie would have been about 5 minutes long. Guess that's why there were so many good movie references.... As at as being a "Horror" movie, not even close. The only time I was scared was when I found out my wife had noticed that I watched it, that was scary. It took my 5 days to explain why I sat thru more then 10 minutes of this crap.
Contraband (2012)
Not the best I've seen...
Although not the best Mark W movie I've ever seen, it's not bad. The director of photography just drove me nuts with his camera twitches, I thought he had something wrong with his lends staying in place. Also, I've got a HUGE question, WHERE was Raobert Wahlberg in this movie? He's credited as the first seen in the movie, however, I NEVER SEEN HIM! Did I miss something? Where was John Brice? Sure wasn't the first actor according to the credit lists (in order of appearance he's listed first)
Maybe if you don't have another choice of movies and don't care about the holes in the plot, story, from beginning to end, just seemed a little to stretched out at times. This JUST IN TIME for every single sequence just got to predictable and just left the story line as if they made it up as they were going along. $25 million, don't know if they got Their money's worth for this one. , I for one was disappointed, just my simple lil opinion... Michael..
Btw, as far as "Goofs" go, I'd have to spend about 3 weeks writing them. Every scene had some serious goofs and in accurate information or just didn't make any sense at all. The switching from crime to cover up another crime was to far over the top. And then to end the way it did.. Really. (CONTAINS ANOTHER SPOILER) He's stuck with a $140 million dollar "rug"...lol... How did he get rid of that to make him that happy? We will never know I guess...
If any one tells me where John Brice (Robert Wahlberg) was in the movie, please tell!.... Thanks.. Mjc...
Rosie Live (2008)
Really, she's still LIVE !
What a absolute chunk of film....DVD would be useful as a clay pigeon, waste of time, and it ticks me off I can't no matter how much I try, I can't get it out of my mind, I need one of those mind erasers from "Men in Black", but so they don't exist, I guess a lobotomy will have to do....The dullness of every single minute of this still tries to ring out to me to keep watching over and over again, but with every minute that passes, it's like fingernails running down a chalkboard, that sound of her voice scratching on the board just keeps prying at my ears trying to rip my brain out. Can't believe I was conned into watching this . Now she has a show on Oprah Network, god help us all.... Please try and stop this train wreck while we can. With her ranting about everything from men, to guns, this is one person I have had enough with. I can utterly go on in life without ever seeing her again, and this "Rosie Live" will do it to you as well.mi say this mentioned "spoilers" because, well it does in a way.. The spoiler is... You will never want to watch another movie or her again after seeing "Rosie Live".. You have been warned !do not watch if you want to enjoy her on any other media.. I thank you and please feel free to ignore this if you dare, but it's like that movie where if you watch it, you may end up.... Not right in the head, of you know what I mean....