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The Acolyte: Destiny (2024)
The Dumbest Theft of Intellectual Property on Earf
The "ideas" in this episode are a shameless ripoff of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time. It is completely obvious that these "witches" are just bootleg knock off version of Aes Sedai. As they chant "the power of one" all I could do is ask myself "Do you mean the ONE POWER?" I mean c'mon they are not even trying to hide it. The Force has been renamed the "thread" that flows through everything. Oh like the WEAVE that binds all lives and events to the Wheel and is the manifestation of a channeler's power?
It's bad enough that they want to completely re-invent Star Wars. But they are such talent-less hacks all they could do is steal ideas from better writers and implement them in the most cringe inducing ham-fisted way possible. Pathetic doesn't come close to describing this dreck.
Lovely, Dark, and Deep (2023)
Boring uneventful snoozefest
The majority of the movie is a dream sequence that attempts to be scary but isn't because it's obvious none of it is real and all in her head. I see so much praise about the nature in the movie, but you will not see a single animal in this film that takes place in the middle of the wilderness! Nothing natural about that.
And when a character asks the question "what are they?" And the movie responds with "who knows" MY respons is "well then, who gives a f@#k!"
But overall the movie is just plain BORING. You will actually have a better time wandering lost in the woods for a hour and a half. If you take a handfull of shrooms beforehand, you will have literally lived this movie.