Reviews

I don't really know how this movie found itself to my collection one day - but I know why it suddenly completely vanished to never return. A movie as long as 83 minutes like this one makes me wonder if a walk in the rain or even in a snow storm isn't more worth spending the time on. How anyone would spend time on making a movie as this shows that humor is very different with us people. Me myself an I spent about two minutes before it had to end. If you are on drugs or even something like that you might think it is some fun - but if you still have a brain that is working you should do something else instead of watching it. I am impressed of the people making it so good that I came to get it - The movie actually stinks of quality and excitement and you wont be any smarter after spending more than an hour watching it. Its not hiding it is a low budget movie in any way. Sorry Michael Stone but this movie is one of the most unnecessary movies ever made. Lucky me I have a fast forward button on my movie player.

Cultural learnings - yeah sure - if you think Kazakhstan is a porn country Okey i have humor too - but everything about his humor is about sex in some way - and its a very jumpy movie Now to the movie itself - it starts in his hometown and its a miserable place - with cows in the house and of course the hose isn't anything but a shed. The presentation of his sister and wife and of course the rest of the people in his hometown is a little bit too much. I liked the car and the engine of witch he travels away from Kazakhstan too meet America. Finally in America he just has to kiss everyone - and who really likes that - from a two meter ling mustache man from Kazakhstan (it would have been different if it was a nice girl of course). He gets invited to all kinds of stuff when he enters America - but of course he screws all up - and of course he does - where would the fun come from if not. This Borat guy cant even use a toilet - hes from Kazakhstan. On the way in America he gets an obsession on a famous girl - and has to meet her to marry her - what a failure - i just wonder how any girl could be a part of that meeting - that is a have to see thing - poor girl. Endline - OK its a lot of humor - but do you watch this movie again - i don't think so - cos the humor is just the first time - then it isn't.

When I started watching this movie I had a feeling I had seen it before - but still not. It is a movie in where good struggles with evil. People and kids are killed in a brutal way - and the strong survive. The British army fights the natives to show their strength at any cost - even if it makes themselves suicidal. If u have seen Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) - then you have to see this one too - thats what i mean by i felt i have seen it before It is really the same movie but in a different way - interesting that someone will try the same concept once again and in the same place too. I enjoyed them both very much - and I will watch them again to compare them more.

This movie is about slaves in the acient rome and italy - the movie is folowing a slave called spartacus in his struggle against the roman empire - a struggle that makes him choose between family and war for freedom. He begins in a gladiator training camp and gets in trouble, the slaves free themselfs. A lot of them die and some don´t. As the rumour spreads that slaves have freed themselfs - a lot of slaves join them in a fight through italy - to a final battle against rome. I can only say as they said themselves - a free slave is a dead slave, cos the romans killed all of them.

A little bit of Romeo and Juliet Plato (Sevier Crespo) and Angelina (Luchana Gatica) wants 2 b together, and they r from rivaling gangs - but Angelinas brother dosen´t like that - Its a latino movie alright - with their kind of behaviour and of course bad language, i specially like the line "Are you real, or did I make you up" ha ha ha. And if u have a subwoofer - it´s gonna have something 2 do