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Europa Report (2013)
7/10
Accomplishes it's goals
7 July 2013
Without being too critical, it is an indie low budget film after all, this movie I believe accomplishes it's goals. Similar in style to 2001 Space Odyssey, Europa Report benefits from NASA involvement to accurately portray a manned mission to the outer reaches of our solar system. With the possible discovery of life on another planet (or in this case Europa, a moon of Jupiter) as the underlying theme, the film is played out mainly through video reports recorded by the crew of the spaceship Europa One.

Don't expect too much in the way of character development, however, you do come to feel for the members of the crew as they encounter plausible technical and mechanical problems, as well as the isolation of deep space, throughout their journey.

With some interesting and sometimes beautiful visual aspects, and a story-line that doesn't try to do too much, Europa Report delivers in it's attempt to provide a technically correct but ultimately suspenseful ride.
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The Apple (1980)
1/10
Bad, in every way possible.
11 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
Watching this film, one can only marvel at the fact that some studio actually paid to have this film made! This only proves how much money must be floating around Hollywood. This movie fails in every aspect. Bad story, bad acting, bad singing, bad lyrics, bad dancing, bad costumes, bad sets, bad everything! This movie does succeed on one level however, it serves as an example of how NOT to make a movie. Excruciatingly painful to watch, and even more painful to listen to. I can imagine, far in the future, some archaeologist digging up the DVD of this movie, watching it, and then explaining to his students how everyone in 1994 apparently was gay. If you've been unfortunate enough to have purchased this DVD, at least you can use it as a coaster.
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Signs (2002)
'SIGNS' of a weak script.
9 August 2002
Being a fan of "The Sixth Sense" and "Unbreakable", I was largely disappointed with this latest effort from M. Night Shyamalan. I felt the script was weak on several levels. First is the whole 'former priest who has lost his faith' cliche. We've seen this premise done much better in numerous other films. Second is the crop circles as 'signs' of the impending invasion. I hardly think that a highly intelligent race of aliens, already able to navigate their way here from some distant planet would need to map out navigational landmarks with the use of crop circles. Third, and perhaps the most absurd, is the ability to destroy the hostile aliens with mere water. This premise works for wicked witches, but doesn't fly here. The hostile and highly intelligent aliens would hardly mount an invasion without first investigating all the possible dangers that a new world might hold. Water being one of the fundamental ingredients for life throughout the cosmos, the aliens surely would have encountered it before, and, being as susceptible to it as they are, would not the act of breathing our air, given them problems as well? It would seem that M. Night opted for a quick, and I might add, cheap method for defeating the aliens. I realize that M. Night didn't want to redo War of the Worlds, but he could have given us more in the way of the invasion and the battle to defeat them, with a more plausible outcome. Fourth, this movie was neither scary nor suspenseful. It actually works better as a comedy, as there were several comical moments. And there were other implausible events as well. Aliens that produce poisonous gases, and yet able to be easily defeated with a baseball bat. Why did the alien not use that defense against his attacker(s). An alien seemingly unable to escape a locked pantry, or break through old rotten boards over the windows. Aliens bent on destruction, would surely not let a few boards or a locked door stop them. Again, not plausible, and really, when you think about it, this movie was nothing more than a modernized version of "The Patriot", and not nearly as good. You've got the alien invaders (redcoats), the widower (struggling not with his faith in religion, but with his countrymen), and his attempts to save his children. All in all, a very weak effort from a director and screenwriter who showed such promise in his previous efforts. Sorry all you M. Night fans, I have to give this one a D-.
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