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London Dreams (2009)
Either the filmmakers are retarded or they think that the viewers are!
I ended up watching this movie before even going through any of the reviews, on the request of a female. Just out of curiosity, I thought, let me find out if there are people who actually recommend others to watch this movie. I am quite shocked to find such long and positive reviews on this website that makes me conclude that it's a scam.
As far as my opinion goes, I have to ask,"are these filmmakers retarded or do they assume that the viewers are retarded?" The movie is atrocious on so many levels and I'm not even talking about the story or presentation.
So, these bunch of guys plus one girl (the lead actress) form a Music band; guessing from the constant presence of guitars it is supposed to be a ROCK band. Hell, when did dancers started becoming the part of a Rock band??? Anyway, let me accept it as the-Bollywood-version-of-a- Rock-band, but amusingly enough all the scores which actually had these two guitarists doing all kinds of cool "ROCK GESTURES" and I am assuming they were playing the instruments, the sound of the guitar was completely missing!!! I simply can't comprehend the magnitude of stupidity here....
I am just going to conclude here because it is absolutely not worth pointing out any further flaws in the movie. Bollywood directors seem to have no shame anymore!!!!!!!!
Alien Raiders (2008)
The makers have no excuse for making this movie!
If you are not too picky about what movies you watch and have a little time to kill at your hand then you can watch this movie; otherwise i can't think of a better reason for watching this movie! For a thriller and apparently a Sci-Fi thriller the plot is extremely predictable and has absolutely nothing new to offer to the genre. The script could have well be written by a high school kid. While I was watching this movie I was thinking what a lame reason to make a movie!!! I won't curse the makers for making such a movie because you know freedom of expression and all but hell, its so damn difficult to avoid watching a crappy movie like this in the absence of honest reviews! It's honestly so hard to put down so many words on IMDb for a review of this movie to be accepted as a valid review!!! SO in my opinion this movie is absolute JUNK and DON'T WASTE ANY TIME WATCHING IT!
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)
Suckiest Movie of all times!!!!
Cute movie, alright! Chicks as well as romantics will love it like anything! Anyway, in my opinion it is the cutest bullshit i have ever seen on the screen. It is a story of a couple misfits and hypocrites who keep harping about following traditional values when deep down they know what is its' worth. Anyway, Kajol is awesome in the movie but SRK is the lamest character; bullshit humor, lame portrayal of NRI youth! - wait, I think i went too far, SRK would have suited as Kajol's girlfriend in the movie and then as a lesbian love story the movie would have rocked. The bullshit melodrama made me sick to my stomach!!! To all the international spectators: Indian traditions are no where close to what was shown in the movie - see, for a soft hearted romantic there is nothing more sentimental as two true lovers(!!!) forbade to realize their dream and if that's what makes your eyes wet then you are the right kind of audience for this movie; as for me, it was nauseating as hell!!!! I somehow missed the whole point about the NRI thing - what had London to do with this love story or for that matter European landscapes????