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The Island with Bear Grylls: The Women's Island 2 (2015)
Ironically Hilarious
It really is because the women spend the whole episode and several real life days wandering in circles in the jungle of the island.
Sure we are told it is a stereotype that women are bad navigators, but they really lived it getting lost repeatedly on a very tiny island. I will give them that they were out of water and so severely dehydrated, but they also didn't properly prepare when they set out, and even though they marked trees they did not do so correctly. Even worse when one of the women claimed as a foresters daughter she was a good choice to lead because she wouldn't get lost in the woods.
Lovely graphics show their supposed path, which makes it even funnier how quickly they completely spin around.
Below Deck: Let Them Eat Penis Cake! (2020)
Adding one of the most toxic people to the mix
The entire season was filled with toxic drama between the crew and then add in one of the most toxic, vulgar, hate filled people ever to be on television to become the primary of the last charter.
So many people should have been fired for cause during this season and it comes to head in these final episodes. You have to wonder how can any yacht function with crews this dysfunctional, and yet so many of them think they are among the best.
Only one can really deliver though what they say and that is Chief Stew Kate, she is the best, and unlike other chief stews on the spin-offs you still see her working hard teaching her stews through example if they would just watch her.
Below Deck Down Under: New Kids on the Block (2022)
Finally but,
Ryan should have been fired after the first charter, getting a chef is so hard that he wasn't immediately fired is understandable, but when there was the chef available the Captain should have jumped on it.
Magda should have been fired by mid season, because she was so distracted for so long. She should have been gone after the sleeping on duty incident.
BUT WHY IS BENNY STILL THERE?!? He is such a disaster. Just for insurance reason he should have been kicked long ago. Should have made a clean sweep of the dead weight. He may have a baby face, but he is in his thirties not a child.
The Captain needs to nut up and get the ship in order.
Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Omelette You Finish But... (2022)
Hateful people
The guests are absolutely terrible human beings and you will want to reach through your screen and slap the crap out of them.
Goes from the top 5 meals of his life to complaining that it is inedible garbage, just looking for a reason to be a jerk.
Below Deck: Unfinished Business (2022)
Just stop the pettiness
Just over the top rude stupid pettiness from Rayna ruined the episode. Watched till the end and it was just a train wreck of stupidity from her.
Then she attacks Wes because he isn't as stupid and petty as she is, as he tries to talk some sense into her. Absolutely terrible, at least now anybody in the industry will know not to hire her. No boat needs that much toxicity in a small crew.
Below Deck: New Stew on the Block (2022)
FFS get over yourself
Massive melodrama from Rayna over a tiny thing and it is 3 episodes later and she won't let it go.
It is clear that they are just hyping it up for dramatic tension to cater to a woke crowd.
Madam Secretary: Family Separation: Part 2 (2019)
Worst episode ever
What really demands a response is the propanda, lies, and statement arguments of this episode. How about if you want to do an episode to have a national conversation about something maybe you fairly represent the different arguments.
Just so you terrible writers know in international law family separation is not inhumane or even illegal. A little research and realism to make the episode remotely plausible would be nice.