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Stay Close (2021)
Pretty decent drama ruined by trying too hard
Good cast, good story, well acted...let's talk about the two dancing killers that had no place in the atmosphere of the series.
It was just ridiculous, people don't act like that staging fully choreographed numbers during their interactions.
It wasn't in keeping with the programme, it didn't work as a comedy moment, it made me cringe and want to turn it off, it detracted from the drama of it and that's a pity.
Slasher (2016)
Flesh & Blood Review
This review is for Flesh & Blood, I liked the other series in the anthology, but this is possibly the most ludicrous pile of crap I've had the misfortune to watch.
Awful characters, awful plot, awful acting, this is just plain awful. I'd like to say it's so bad it's good but it's not, it's so bad it's embarrassing.
It makes no sense, I can suspend belief on most things but not how pantomine villain terrible every character is...
Avoid at all costs.
War of the Worlds (2019)
This is not War of the Worlds
If you're going to make a series and name it after the first and best sci-fi books ever...you should make sure it at least tries to follow the book.
I realise the copyright ran out, hence the influx of series using the name, but don't just use it to get views and tag on to the famous name.
If this had been called anything but War of the Worlds...people would have watched it with no expectation and the stars would have gone up, but on the face of it, this is cynical exploitation of a name to drum up interest in what could have been a decent sci-fi story.
I gave it 2 stars purely because I'm a big fan of War of the Worlds, and from that point of view...this sucks. Call it ANYTHING else, and it's a decent series.
War of the Worlds (2019)
This is not War of the Worlds
If you're going to make a series and name it after the first and best sci-fi books ever...you should make sure it at least tries to follow the book.
I realise the copyright ran out, hence the influx of series using the name, but don't just use it to get views and tag on to the famous name.
If this had been called anything but War of the Worlds...people would have watched it with no expectation and the stars would have gone up, but on the face of it, this is cynical exploitation of a name to drum up interest in what could have been a decent sci-fi story.
I gave it 2 stars purely because I'm a big fan of War of the Worlds, and from that point of view...this sucks. Call it ANYTHING else, and it's a decent series.
Escape Room (2017)
It just ends!!
I've got no idea what that was about, terrible acting and a film with no meaning, reasoning, or sense.
Terrible, aloud at all costs.
The Arrangement (2010)
Are all Florists Vile?
I saw this recently on Netflix as it was done by World of Wonder and drag race is amazing, and it's one of those programmes that's so bad you can't stop watching, proper car crash viewing.
The dull challenges aside, never before have I watched a show with such a hateful bunch of individuals taking part, perhaps that was meant to be the point as it detracted from the terrible 'expert' florist judge with no personality and zero charisma, but each and every florist was a grade A a**ehole.
I'm sure not all florists are vile, but you'd be forgiven for stereotyping watching this.
The Open House (2018)
A Waste of a Film
If someone asked me how this film ended, I'd have to say I don't know...it just ended.
There was such potential, it was tense at times, creepy at others, the occasional dark figure...culminating in what could have been a decent film.
Did the writer die on the last page? Because that's what it felt like, it literally just ended...no answers, no reasoning, nothing, it wasn't even an open end ready for sequel, it just ends and that made it a complete waste of 1 hr 30.
If you like disappointment, watch, otherwise steer clear.
I Live with Models (2015)
Spectacularly Awful
I cannot begin to explain how bad this show is. It was like watching an amateur play in a church hall, wooden acting, bad writing and not a hint of comedy.
The trailers were terrible, but I thought it can't have been all that bad as it got commissioned, I couldn't have been more wrong. Whoever did commission it, may want to look into a career change.
This programme is simply not funny, it has no plot, no storyline, no laughs... It's infantile and the "jokes" ate so desperately trying to shock, they forget to shock.
I implore Comedy Central not to allow this travesty to go on any longer. I've watched World War Two Documentaries with more laughs than this. I apologise that I can't say anything good about this show, but I can't think of one redeeming feature, if I wanted British teeth and masturbation jokes I'd go back to the early 90's.
Suffice to say, i have no intention of ever watching this again.