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Bugsy Malone (1976)
6/10
Absolutely a must see
19 July 2018
Bugsy Malone is a cutesy, fun and nostalgic film fit for family viewing,It will undoubtedly encourage kids to engage in imaginative roleplay (cop v. gangster, gangster v. gangster, broadway performer etc) and put down their electronic gadgets! The costumes and sets were excellent, very visually stimulating and so far as I can tell they were authentic to the time period (late 20's, early 30's). Even the phrases and dialogues were well done. The lip syncing left much to be desired. It was painfully clear that the performers weren't actually singing their songs. The songs stood on their on as great, and choreography was pretty well on point. I don't normally enjoy musicals but this one was so nicely put together that I found myself really engaged in the story, even though it was ridiculous/goofy. This one is suitable for all ages. There's no actual violence, no cursing, no sexual reference (the "worst" was a kiss on the forehead, and dancers wearing tight, swimsuit-like costumes), and the storyline is easily followed.
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3/10
So much, still so little
27 June 2018
3.4 Stars. The movie suffers from frenetic ambitions. It's trying to be too many things at the same time and lacking the aptitude to be very good at any of them. As more than one reviewer has said, it's impossible to categorize it with it's many facets. It's a drama, a (campy) comedy, action, thriller, romance, and horror. It's a Frankenstein.

Committing to one genre, or even aiming to be a hybrid would have been a much better strategy. This movie should have been a Drama-Thriller, period. Instead, we have a confused monster with a case of multiple personality disorder. The acting was largely sub-par, but it's far from the worst I've seen. The Razzie here goes to the actress who plays the lead characters sister. Drama is clearly not her forte, that's all her character had to work with unfortunately. Maybe she'd be better at comedy because she did get laughs, even though they were unintentional. Unbelievable performances are almost always attributed to the actors lack of skill or likability but many times it's really due to one of more factors like a crap script., lack of prep time/rehearsals, or an inflexible or unskilled director. Whatever the cause(s) may have been the end result was just not that great. For the viewers, at some point I think it would have made sense to make some scenes more distinguished from the others. A starker, visible shift between the types of scenes would have been very nice. I'm absolutely not going to to say anything more specific, but to those who've seen the film and to those to created it, you know what I'm saying.

There were elements that I really liked and thought were well done. I had to check imdb to see where in Mexico the film was filmed but to my surprise (and still suspended disbelief) it said Michigan. I am expecting to hear that some scenes were in fact filmed in Mexico, but even so, the seamless way that these locales are brought together is nothing short of commendable. The camera-work was quite good, but the scenes still can only be as good as what the director can envisions/permits. The final minutes manage to be genuinely bitter-sweet. I like the story!
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Caged Women (1980)
3/10
X rated nostalgia
11 June 2018
This has to be the grandmother of all porn films that attempt to have some semblance of a plot. Gratuitous nudity and sexual activity is rampant. Every scene features a beautiful naked Woman (or Women). It is a soft porn flick that tries to include material to suit everyones taste by implementing a broad variety of erotic activity. There's foot fetish activity, bondage, girl on girl, boy/girl, humiliation, a Dominant Woman, submissive women, self-pleasure, role-playing, S&M, etc... All of this is fairly mild but the film is far too explicit to be counted as a regular theatrical film. I give it a 3.7.

Several of the scenes are forceful and/or cruel and could trigger PTSD symptoms in abuse victims, or distress sensitive individuals. Steer clear or tread lightly if this is you! Of course this isn't a film for family night! It is suitable for open-minded persons age 17 and older to enjoy alone or with friends or a partner. Like most pornographic films the acting is sub-par. It's laughable but not the worst I've seen in other Euro-trash sexploitation films. Dialogue is almost nil and there is no character that with whom to relate to or admire (aside from their lovely aesthetic attributes).

"Histoire D' O" of 1975 s a better example of practical storytelling and believable performances. I recommend it over this film. "Histoire..." is the tale that strongly inspired the "50 shades" franchise. In fact, "50 shades" is close to a blatant rip-off and isn't deserving of popular praise. I digress.

The island filming location is quite unique and visually impressive. It's isolated, and the tucked-away beaches and drastic mountain peaks are both romantic and severe at the same time. It's the ideal locale for the movies half-cocked attempt at a plot by reflecting the storyline via landscape.

Not surprisingly, there are way more bushes inside the prison complex than in the landscape...haha! Grooming ones' downstairs region wasn't fashionable until the early to mid 90's. A few of the women didn't think it necessary to shave under their arms either. A couple of the men (guards) are also quite hairy. Back hair and thick full bushes...yuck. By god, why were people so adverse to smooth skin during those decades?! You'll likely find it funny and/or icky as did I.

Europeans (and the Japanese) have always been bolder than other nations at expressing their sexuality and especially peculiar activities. Their non-nonchalant attitude towards nudity and unusual "love-making" activities has always been the envy or bane of more conservative countries. I imagine that the more expressive nations have no qualms about labeling "Caged Women" as a regular theatrical production. The rest of the world either has the film banned or presented clandestinely to niche audiences.

This movie is amusing without intending to be. I think it could be re-worked and tweaked to make a great comedy-thriller for adults. I hope a talented director see's this ridiculous film and reaches the same conclusion.
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2/10
Amityville TERRIBLE
1 June 2018
As more than one reviewer has noted, this story has nothing to do with Amityville and shouldn't try to associate itself with it by borrowing the name. This tactic is the rancid cherry atop of this steaming pile of pyretic poopoo of a movie. It stinks like a dysentery hospital bathroom and it's hard to know where to start dissecting its' shortcomings. I can forgive A LOT but I'm overwhelmed by the stench here.

The opening scene says it all. I was convinced that this was a half-cocked spoof of a some other horrible horror spoof. If you can drudge through those first 2 minutes of asinine ridiculousness then you deserve to waste the next 80 minutes of your life. I carry no sympathy for you, for you've been warned.

If you've ever watched horror movies, good or bad, then you've already seen this movie. It succeeds at including every cliché and troupe for the genre that there is. There's nothing original here, it totally lacks originality. It's not scary, creepy, shocking, thrilling nor memorable.

It is confounding at first. The movie begins with 3 adults, dressed similarly, traveling in a truck. A bit later we learn that 2 of the adults are parents to the other adult. This would only be plausible if the pair had reproduced while in elementary school. The more you look at the trio, the more outlandish they seem as a family.

They arrive at a well kept, seeming modernized house where the fathers sister lives. She's an artist who's still grieving from the loss of their parents. She's also recovering from substance abuse. These 2 issues are never visited, they are kept closeted. The dirt-bike riding, semi-tough daughter is increasingly rude to her aunt without provocation.

Summarized: Boring cliché. Lame cliché. Yawning cliché. Hack cliché. Cheap cliché. Crappy Repetitive cliché. Goofy cliché. Annoying cliché. Ambiguous cliché, Stupid cliché... my 2 stars is being generous.

And that's all, folks. .
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Samson (2018)
7/10
Theologians and the conservative religious beware
27 May 2018
This review is written by an agnostic with substantial biblical knowledge. The story of Samson and Delilah as written in the Old Testament isn't exactly an epic. It's short, crazy illogical, and seemingly pointless. This movie takes MASSIVE creative liberties in order to make the tale enjoyable and to illustrate relevant principles. Some viewers found this to be distasteful. If it's "heresy" to embellish in such manner in order to flesh out a film, then I'm President of the heretics fan club.

The fight scenes were great, our leading man was perfectly cast and believable in his role. He played out some pretty illogical scenes, but as nonsensical as they were, they were better written than the bible has it written (or excluded). Jackson Rathborn, of Twilight fame, plays the wicked Philistine son of Billy Zane's King character. A quarter of the time Rathbone seems to be phoning in his performance. but when he's switched on, his conniving and overwrought expressions are priceless. I really enjoyed watching him. Zane sleepwalks through his scenes, but is at least somewhat believable. The chemistry between Samson and his beloved Taren is definitely present but is underdeveloped.

This is a production with zeal. The cgi, choreographies, dialogue, direction, sets, are all on point. There are plot holes and irrationalities large enough to swallow a galaxy - but dammit- there wasn't much source material to work with so the writers made do. A lot of the storytelling is only insinuated and one must assume certain events or passages of time have occurred. That's the biggest disappointment. This movie deserves higher than the 4 point whatever it currently has. II'm giving is a 7 to help boost it. t's an enjoyable watch, and it was nice to see the story go to the big screen since it has only ever been presented as a short cartoon for children. The ending hints that another Old Testament film may be in the works, the story of David and Goliath. I'd watch it.
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House Shark (2017)
6/10
BITING Satire
16 May 2018
This movie represents what the Scary Movie horror-satire films would have resembled if they had been given only 1/26th of their budgets, had lesser-known names attached, and had taken greater creative risks. Everything about this one is phenomenally, unequivocally, apocalypse-evokingly awful and that's what makes this intentional train wreck a moderate success. It set out to be one of those so-bad-it's good films and manages to land on its' feet , if wobbly. I chuckled aloud several times. They really tried to line up more punches than a hangry Mike Tyson on a meth binge. There were no breaks and no brakes so managing just a handful of lol moments isn't an outstanding achievement though still a better performance than most genre competitors.
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Little Evil (2017)
3/10
Stupid...just plainly stupid.
22 January 2018
It's a parody of the "evil child" cinema horror genre. It's also meant to be a comedy. It misses the mark entirely on both counts. A few might enjoy a chuckle or two but what we have is BAD, My honorable ex thought things we "serious" throughout this film. In fact, it so bad it made my ex-husband chuckle once...and I divorced that half-wit humorless bastard for a reason. He's +! stupid. SFX... pretty good. "Al Camino" also made me chuckle. Instilling a nice message amidst a stanking landfill of already-done-tropes... pretty good. Plainly sensible people, avoid this.Also, avoid single mom's, I've been warning folks they're dangerous,
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5150 (I) (2016)
5/10
Pretty good crime-thriller for a Thursday!
11 January 2018
4.5 stars.

5150 is effectively gory beyond most B productions films of this genre. It's unsettling from the beginning and tension is taut until the final scene. I expected it to be supernatural horror or a thrilling slash-fest after reading the synopsis. This film is neither of those. It's a relatively gritty crime-thriller with tension remaining taut up until the final scene. That's certainly applaudible, but with a short runtime it wasn't a major feat. Some care was put into conveying a back story for each of our main characters creating a nice crescendo for us to ride until the end of the film. By the end, we see the characters in a new, and very different light. Is some ways the film was predictable, formulaic. When the landlord character is introduced, I knew where PART of the plot was headed but I still unaware I was watching a crime-thriller until later. Overall, the writing is still fairly good with believable script that simply lacks style at times. I would recommend this one to friends with express interest in the genre who are having difficulty finding something "new" to watch.
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6/10
This one is strange.
6 January 2018
Prepare to be perplexed. I don't know what I watched, but it was well played. I may have to re-watch it a couple of times to bend my mind around what is happening in the story. It's surely confounding, but it doesn't feel like a mind-trip. It nags on me as if, perhaps, I wasn't following closely enough and missed important plot artifacts.

This one firmly classifies as a psychological thriller, it is far more cerebral than action-oriented and it's not suited for lazy popcorn viewing. It's strongly atmospheric and leads the viewer questioning what is real, imaginary or a dream. The film nods at several interpretations of events.

The run time seems short, and I've read elsewhere online that this movie is based off of a short film, a possibility that does makes sense. One element I found distracting is how much Pettyfer resembles Ryan Phillipe both in appearance and mannerism, it's like Phillipe was deliberately channeled.

I may change my rating following subsequent viewing. I suggest watching a trailer or two before deciding if this film thrills you or kills you.
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3/10
Troubled from scene 1 onwards
6 January 2018
One reviewer is either terribly confused or trolling by stating that this film is in any way about zombies. Surprise, No Zombies!

This is about high school seniors who find a deceased former classmates social profile and leave some nasty comments on it. Then each of them is haunted by a malicious spirit and discover that their cruel remarks cannot be apologized for nor "taken back".

The storyline seems cliched and unimaginative, even so, it could have been better written. Much of the acting is wooden though it's not the worst of 2017. The finished product is reads as a campy B-flick potpourri inspired by similar themes and it is unforgivably predicable. This one seems like it's the work of a film student/ first-timer and was hurriedly completed on a shoe-string budget. Many great films have been produced under them same constraints, but this isn't one of them. I agree with another reviewer that says this movie would appeal greatest to very bored teen girls.
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The Doll (V) (2017)
2/10
Visually Intriging
16 December 2017
Absolutely do not waste your time on this one. I repeat, you have one life and it will be misspent watching this. There are more holes in the plot than fishnet pantyhose. The "editing" is laughably atrocious, worse than a made for tv streaming film.Ron Jeremy appears as a pimp, says a few lines and is gone within seconds, it"s only a cameo so why is he even mentioned as a lead? I give 2 stars because of Valeria, she did give a convincing performance of something not quite human and was quite creepy. I also love the layout of the home. In the first quarter of the movie there's pornography, females in g-strings bent over and wide and the camera was not shy nor stylish. 15 year old boys will have the scene on auto-replay and might injure themselves. Skip this one.
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5/10
Turn on subtitles to know what the devil is whispering
14 November 2017
Warning: Spoilers
This little-known addition to the over-saturated horror>possession genre was a bit better than some more well-known films of its kind. It distinguishes itself from the pack. The CGi was surprisingly good and the scares are more than just jumps. I think that what's missing here is more chilling elements that could have been woven into the environment or into the story itself. I found our protagonist to be more sympathetic than the ones seen in most of these films. He's a well-behaved, kind teen with respectable aspirations yet doesn't come off at all creepy. He discovers a sealed box hidden within his grandmother's armoire, opens it, and learns a lesson that all thriller and horror fans know: leave mysterious boxes closed! Within it is a cross pendant that belonged to the late grandfather that his parents wished their son would have never met.

** Spoilers Begin ** Our protagonist is primarily fending off the terrifying spirit which seeks to possess him rather than the other characters attempting to rescue him. It's those who are close to him that are attacked by the entity rather than him directly. The entity haunts him at night and he leads and fairly undisturbed, normal teen life during the day until one day things inexplicably turn ugly. The change in the boy is sudden and dramatic. As an audience, we're as perplexed as those characters close to him must be. The boy's obsession with the cross pendant and with the grandfather that he can't remember is central to the haunting. The boy's faith and spirituality make him tasty prey to the spirit poised to possess him. These strengths of character also prove to be his greatest defense. ** Spoilers End **

Curiously, this film won several awards. It's made curious because it's not a great masterpiece nor particularly outstanding in any way. It is worthwhile watching if it's a slow night or you're great fan of this film genre.
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7/10
We might never know the truth
7 November 2017
Warning: Spoilers
Score 6.7/10

!*SPOILERS*! !*SPOILERS*! !*SPOILERS*!

It's refreshing that our protagonist has Alzheimer's Dementia yet isn't portrayed as some pitiful victim of the condition. Byung-su's mind was disappearing, but his body...his hands were still finely attuned to the act of murder as though it were a natural reflex.

Age, injuries from an old car accident, and his love for his 18 year old daughter deter him from murdering anymore. Murder, as he described, came naturally to him. He was born that way. He murdered those that he considered to be scumbags, he was taking out the trash. His victims were bad people who didn't deserve to live. So, Byung-su begins to type a detailed memoir of his life and crimes.

It is said by his caregiver that her prayers were answered by his worsening condition, he could now forget the terrible things that he had committed and be naive and innocent like a child again.

When journalists report several deaths that were similar to his own m.o., Byung-su begins to wonder if he's the culprit. Is he murdering again without any memories of the events?

He travels to an exceptionally remote bamboo forest where he once buried his victims in order to investigate. As fate would have it, he's involved in a car accident in this very isolated area. Blood drips from the damaged rear-end of a young man's car, and inside the trunk Byung-su see's a duffle bag soaked in blood. He slyly swabs the blood with a napkin in order for his police officer pal to examine it. The other driver (Tae-ju) explains that it's a dead deer. Byung-su knows Tae-ju's lying and he's a copy-catting fellow serial killer.

Byung-su struggles to differentiate reality from fantasy. Delusions, black-outs and hallucinations dominate his failing consciousness. He utilizes a hand-held recorder to capture important events and conversations. The audience experiences his confusion and fantasies just as Byung-su does. It is something like an LSD trip. Sometimes he's lucid, yet his memory is foggy at best. He experiences many flashbacks but cannot be certain if his recollections are accurate. Sometimes our suspicious antagonist seems trustworthy and innocent. He's employed as a police officer and begins dating Byung-su's teen-aged daughter. He treats her very well and the pair fall madly in love. Byung-su is far from enthusiastic about this.

This film may be confusing ride for many people, but it's a treat to be able to experience the world as a person with this condition does. It was well done and comprehensible in my experience. what's real, what's just paranoia? This film really demands your attention, I did this and wasn't too confounded by it.

This is a Korean film and the dialogue is Korean. There are accurate English subtitles. The acting is so superb that subtitles aren't even warranted for some scenes. Emotions are expressed very well through body language and voice tone.

The fight scenes and one of the car accident scenes were very intense. They were so intense that I can't imagine the actors (or stunt doubles) walking away without significant injuries. The director did a good job choosing locations and provoking strong performances from each actor/actress. The special effects and makeup artists fullassed it, their attention to detail was obvious by a raw realisticness. It's visually interesting and what we see of the landscape is fairly well done. Camera work was fine with ideal placement and adequate lighting. There's little to no music, and gore isn't excessive. The gore we do see is informational, helping the story to move along.

The story is engaging but has numerous plot holes. For example: How and when he acquired Eun-hee (his "daughter") is never explained. We can only assume that her parents were rotten people that he did away with, and he "adopted" their little toddler. It's all- together a nicely produced Asian thriller that I'd certainly recommend to friends.
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Lady Macbeth (2016)
8/10
Sociopath in a class Society
27 October 2017
Warning: Spoilers
I agree with the majority of the finely articulated reviews previously posted. There are deviations from the novel that are inexplicable and a nuisance. Firstly, the geography, moved from Russia to Scotland yet the characters indicate a tale better suited to the American South.

It's vigorous exercise to accept that certain events and behaviors took place. If they were excluded though, it would have made for a much less entertaining film!

The pacing was brilliant, not too slow not fast. It's hard to judge how much time has lapsed. How long was Katherine subjected to harsh subservience following her wedding before the "Masters" left her? How long did she toy with Sebastian and take daily strolls before he appears at her bedroom door? How long did their torrid, carnal affair last before the Masters of the home returned? There are indications that long periods lapse between each event but one cannot be certain.

The setting was subtly striking and realistic. It's not opulent nor colorful as seen in other period films. The most colorful object is a royal blue, restrictive dress Katherine wears as she sits silently, austierly... quite literally bored stiff. The furnishings and style of decor show great attention to detail and accuracy. As others have mentioned, only the breed of the cat is maligned to the time period. I didn't find it to be a bother, I was pleased a cat was there at all since they were necessary in manors.

Most of the characters are nasty, unsavory people with little or no redeeming qualities. Poor long- suffering Anna, an indescript servant girl, the Grandmother Agnes, and little Teddy are the only ones with measurable humanity. They add heart where there's otherwise nothing but selfish indignity and ruthlessness.

Katherine is a cunning villianess, a sociopath from the high class. She's not only driven by boredom, rebellion and lust but deep seated sadism, entitlement, and indifference for others. She has no remorse for her actions, not ever. That's the very definition of an anti-social personality. Perhaps her husband rejected her because he could read behind her facade.

A more likely explanation for the husbands rejection and objectification of Katherine is that he did not want to give the father he resented the satisfaction he desired. He too, was rebellious and felt restricted. Thus, he fathered a bastard child with an "inappropriate" woman, and when his controlling father BOUGHT him an "appropriate" bride and demanded an heir, he resented it and refused to comply. His motivation seems clear enough to me.

Sweet little Teddy, the aforementioned "bastard" child should have been embraced by his paternal family not hidden away, and he should be the rightful heir to the estate. When he comes to claim his birthright we know he stands little chance. When Katherine unexpectedly warms to Teddy, and we watch their relationship develop, we have hope. We see genuine gentleness. Hope is short-lived as Teddy's presence becomes inconvenient. He becomes another victim of Katherines scheme that she and Sebastian live as Queen and King of the manor.

Katherine's plan was doomed even with the murderous elimination of human obstacles. Even moreso, because of them. I believe Sebastian would soon be fed up with her smothering ways and selfishness and he would have jetted. Sebastian was impetuous, selfish and predatory but he was not beyond feeling guilt or regret. I don't think that Katherine revealing that she was pregnant would have kept him there either.

In the last moments of the film, with Sebastian, Anna, and Agnes now fine we see Katherine contemplating her predicament. She's pregnant, alone, and the birth of the child will be her undoing. One shudders to imagine how she'll eliminate the next victim.

Character development is well communicated, even in silence. It was beautiful to watch how well the performers conveyed their thoughts and emotions with a simple stare or expression. The direction was near flawless in this respect. The camera- work was also noteworthy with picture-perfect framing and angles, and also with the scenic shots.

The last 12 months have been cinematically impressive ones, producing works such as this. It is another that I will eagerly add to my collection.
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Mother! (2017)
10/10
You'll love it or hate it
21 October 2017
Warning: Spoilers
***SPOILERS***

This is the sort of film that will not resonate well with general audiences. It's a major allegory. There is a great deal of symbolism and some shocking scenes.

It's disheveled, bizarre, heavily message-laden, and at times unbearably cruel. Simply put, it's crazier than a bag full of wet feral cats.

If you're easily offended or dislike the type of material I described , I suggest you remove the lug wrench from your posterior orifice and go watch "My Little Pony" instead.

There's a husband, he's an aloof, day-dreaming, revered poet struggling with writer's block. He has a certain disconnection from his wife. His wife is younger, beautiful, creative and capable. She's nurturing and attentive. The couple live alone in a large, lovely country estate. The house had previously been destroyed by fire and mother is working very hard to restore the home. Curiosities abound as she does home repairs. She wants to reconnect with her husband, see his writing succeed, and have a child.

A traveling man mistakes the home for a B&B, but mother's husband openly welcomes the guest. It turns out that he didn't make a mistake. The man (Adam) was dying and he desperately wanted to meet his idol, the poet. The man complains of abdominal pain (rib) and the next day his wife arrives (Eve).

The man's wife (Eve) is obnoxious and meddling. She accidentally breaks the one item in the home that she was told not to touch: a crystal-like stone that the husband recovered from the ashes of his home (the Apple of knowledge/free will). The husband is devastated by this and furious for a while, yet he continues to host his guests.

The couple is later visited by their quarreling sons. They are fighting over their father's inheritance (old testament, Cain and Abel). One son kills the other in the home, but mother is unable to remove the bloodstain. It will not vanish (evil/violence), it has permeated the wooden floor.

Mother and husband argue yet end up having intercourse. The moment she awakes she ridiculously announces that she's pregnant. They are both overjoyed and the husband is suddenly inspired to write the most remarkable poem ever written. It's soon published for the world to read.

The last two-thirds of mother! is insensible and difficult to watch at times. Mother is heavily pregnant and heart-breakingly helpless to stop the flood of intruders who have come to praise or show their repulsion with the husband/poet. Hell breaks loose. Mother is unable to restore order and protect her beloved home. Her husband seems oblivious. There's total chaos as the house is overrun by reckless people from all walks of life.

The peaceful, beautiful house that was lovingly restored by mother is in shambles. The house had once lived and breathed, as though the house and mother were one entity.

Her husband nonchalantly forgives the destructive trespassers and revels in their worship of him instead. He was mesmerized by his "fans" admiration and praise and ignored their terribly rotten behavior. He could have stopped the madness but chose to ignore it instead.

mother! is certainly not for everyone. Director Aronofsky plainly said in an interview that he doesn't care whether viewers love it or hate it, he's just pleased that viewers have strong reactions.

Reviewers who claim that the film was written in just 5 days are mistaken. Only the first draft was completed in 5 days. It took much longer for the final script to be completed.

It's strongly religious, emulating various biblical figures and events while conveying a critical message about our abuse of our planet/environment. If you do not have a good understanding of the bible/Christianity then you will be hopelessly confused. On the other hand, those with a strong Christian understanding and faith may feel insulted.

I appreciate Aronofsky's bold and brazen vision. I watched the movie a second time and it will be a fine addition to my massive collection. A good film will always leave the viewer with something; it could be a song, a joke, paranoia, arousal, curiosity, anger or introspection. The latter two can be attributed to mother! It will make you think.

*** For those of you wondering what the yellow powder mother consumes is...it is POLLEN. Mother obviously represents Mother Nature. She stays indoors at all times though, never outdoors. Pollen is flora seeds, they're critical to the reproduction of living things. When mother woke one morning and proclaimed her pregnancy, she threw away the pollen.
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1922 (2017)
7/10
Be sure your sins will find you out
21 October 2017
Much like Stephen King's 1408 (a short story from his Everything's Eventual collection), 1922 is another short story that transfers well to the silver screen. 1922 is an American Gothic tale set at a family's comfortable farm in the mid-west. Hundreds of acres of pristine farmland, a thriving crop, a proud father, and blue skies as far as one can see. The husband has plenty to love about life here, except for his ill-contented wife. This idyllic scene becomes the backdrop of husbands conniving treachery, and a thematic string of mishaps and horrors which follow. The sweet life is not so sweet anymore. Thomas Jane churns out a strong and convincing performance not to be missed.
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A Ghost Story (2017)
3/10
A Ghost Bore-y.
4 August 2017
A man dies in a car accident and becomes a silent ghost draped in a white sheet who returns to his home. Dialogue is almost nil. Most scenes are painfully slow and dull. I loathe that I spent 10 minutes of my life watching Rooney Mara eat a pie ad- nauseum. I had a date and was sort of humiliated that I'd recommended this movie...it's terribly slow, uneventful, confusing and disinteresting. It was tedious viewing that frustrated both of us with its lack of continuity, long pauses and incoherent story. We probably would've enjoyed "Wish Upon" better although it has lower ratings. The positive: If you want to fall asleep Ghost Story is a wonderfully assistive device. It never perks up and it's as dead as the protagonist. This ghost is profoundly boring and pathetic, tragic melancholy is okay but this is unbearable. The ghost just stands around silent and shuffles around one location indefinitely. Casey Afflect had more intrigue in Manchester By The Sea and that film was nearly as tranquilizing as this snoozer is. The Positive: The acting and set... is pretty good, probably because it's so minimal, there's not much going on. It makes one think about the afterlife, and can generate conversation. Numerous other films can manage that task better. It's not worth the price of watching in a theater. Rent it instead of taking Nyquil some night. It will be in a box soon and forgotten more quickly than you can say "I paid $1.50 to watch THIS crap!?!?".
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Let's Be Evil (2016)
5/10
A Fair and Unbiased Review
10 November 2016
IMDb must find a way to quell these deliberately manipulated movie ratings. Find out how the rating system is being exploited and put an end to it before users lose all confidence in it. Those who cheat the system should know there's backlash, for every false 10...their film will receive numerous 1's, and neither fairly assesses the movie being reviewed.

Is this an 8 star or higher film? In my eyes, no. A few may believe so, but I believe the vast majority of honest opinions would place it between 4-6. The premise is intriguing and executed moderately. The acting is mediocre. Mostly though, we aren't observing performances, but observing scenes and listening to the accompanying dialogue instead. Thus the editing, CGI and set are of primary importance and I believe the filmmakers did a decent job of it, earning a solid B-.

It's primarily seen through the eyes of our protagonist. She's one of three young adults (in financial straights) who accepts a mysterious assignment to supervise a group of highly gifted children in a top secret advanced learning program. She enters an underground facility which is completely pitch and is given a set of glasses which operates much like Google Glass, only then is she able to see her surroundings and receive any information. This alone kept me questioning what was truly real throughout the film since technology of this nature can control ones perception of reality. It can be programmed and designed to manipulate a person so I was never certain who or what was really happening. The feeling was much like watching films like Black Swan, Vanilla Sky or Inception in that it is somewhat disorientating and one cannot be certain about what's experienced. To be clear, this film is absolutely nothing like the 3 films I've mentioned and it cannot compare; the air of disorientation and uncertainty is all that is in common. At its' core, this is the best thing about the film.

Our protagonist soon realizes that the children are far from average. They are mentally and intellectually far more advanced than most adults who may be considered genius and these prodigy's only pause from their studies to eat a highly regulated diet and sleep a precise amount of time. She alone feels pity for them, voicing it by saying that children should be allowed time to be children, to have recess and play. Her opinion proves to be a critical point to the plot.

I think that more tantalizing visuals and dialogue would have done absolute wonders for the production value of this film. The set was too claustrophobic and lacked ambiance. It reminded me a bit of the lower levels seen on the set of Ex Machina, except a bit more like (as one reviewer stated) "a concrete submarine" meets inner city raver nightclub. Some imagination, space, and attention to detail would have gone a long way since the set was such a critical part of the production. There's no background on the female protagonist nor her co-protagonists which leaves the audience with no concern about their plight. They are nondescript and we learn nothing about them, it didn't even benefit the story to have the co's present. A backstory and some amount of character development was critically missing.

There were some tense moments, more of them would have made the film somewhat thrilling but the run time is fairly short and there's not much in the way of building suspense. One freak-out occurrence and our protagonist is already exiting the facility. She's compelled to stay however, then there's only the second occurrence which is our climax. Throughout the climax you are on a POV trip through darkness and confusion. Terror is intended, but it's mild since it's not conveyed as well as it could have been. I loved the ending. It was a bit confusing but if you're paying close enough attention and processing it then I think you'll appreciate it to. Is it brilliant? No, but it's satisfactory.
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7/10
The story is Primo!
7 November 2016
Warning: Spoilers
*Very Minor Potential Spoiler* 7.3 Stars. This is a film based upon a novel.

It's 1999 in New York. Our leading lady is an apathetic yet flaky woman who is leaving an office building where she has just been fired from her job as a temp. She isn't affected by it much, it's an inconvenience and it seems she's no stranger to getting fired nor quitting.

She comes home and tells the lounging silhouette of her jobless boyfriend Primo all about her day before eventually realizing he's stone dead. While the remote still rests in his hand, she nonchalantly presses a button to change the channel before she calls authorities who question her. We learn she's been in a relationship and living with her boyfriend for 6 months, but that it wasn't a relationship she considered serious. Neither party was particularly invested.

The next day, Mary and her best friend Zoe have a chance encounter with an art dealer who was romantic with Primo in his college days. The art dealer reveals Primo to have been someone completely different than the aimless, loser boyfriend she'd found dead in her apartment. He's an acclaimed writer and artist?! He went to college?! He actually had a romantic connection with another human?!

With piqued curiosity and graced with ample free time, Mary sets out to learn more about the dead boyfriend she never cared to know. Sordid and bizarre facts are discovered sometimes by pure chance, other times from candid tales shared by the very peculiar people Primo had been involved with during his life.

Mary begins to feel vested in something and no longer so indifferent about her dead boyfriend, nor about her own life as this wacky, twisted story unfolds.

Heather Graham stars as Mary, and although Heather is 46 years old she portrays a woman who is 26-32 and does it so well that I did a great deal of fact checking to convince myself that this was not a film that was actually shot in the late 90's/early 2000's. The filmmakers certainly could've gotten a 29 year old star for the role but their casting decision could not be more perfect. Graham was the late 90's/early 200's IT GIRL, and that made this somewhat nostalgic movie even more appealing. Everything was set perfectly to the time period, the fashions, the music, the technology and scenery, the dialogue and overall energy.

The film is billed as a comedy, I didn't find anything worthy of uproarious belly laughter but I stayed amused and chuckled out especially near the ending. There were more attempts at humor than were being conveyed, still I enjoyed it. There are a few sequences where we see into Mary's creative imagination and bizarre little scenes play out either of her past or of her dead boyfriend performing ridiculously. These didn't contribute much.

As is the case with many books-turned-movie's, the driving force is good storytelling that engages the audience. We not only learn a lot about the quirky characters in this story, but we have good fun in the process and are sent for a few dizzying loops.
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Ellen (2016 TV Movie)
6/10
Earnest, commendable film
2 November 2016
I'm in the U.S, I watched this made-for-TV film yesterday and am still struck by the films story, portrayal and message. Most of the cast deliver very fine performances (particularly our protagonist) and the directing is quite good. I'm glad that I had the chance to watch, it's touching. Ellen is a 14 year old girl in a broken home and is living with her mom and dying grandmom in a council home (project). Her father is a railway engineer of sorts and is deliberately absent from her life, he only acknowledges his other daughter to his comrades (we never meet him).

Her mother is an immature, selfish alcoholic who's more concerned with throwing parties and her latest fling than she is for the welfare of her daughter. Ellen's companions are liquor, drugs, Kayla, and Jason. Kayla is a schoolmate whom Ellen has never acknowledged until they meet one lonely night and party together. Kayla's mom is deceased, and her dad is a truck driver who spends his days on the road and often leaves her alone. Kayla is a good and kind girl and sort of more self-controlled than Ellen. She has little resistance to acting wild with her new friend.

Jason is a single man in his late 20's or early 30's. He's a neighbor who sometimes parties with her mom. He seems lonely and relates his own adolescence well with that of Ellen's. He shows real concern. He provides her with a free phone, food, support and companionship.

Unease sets in early for the audience. Her moms newest boyfriend behaves decidedly predatory, like a pedo. So Ellen avoids him and her mum. Ellen seems hell-bent on self-destruction, and has no parental support.

What will happen with this young girl?
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4/10
Hilarious, at times
2 November 2016
I love Tyler Perry's staple senior characters, Madea most of all of course! In the scenes where the "grownups" are allowed to shine, it's pure gold. The best scene is their intro, Madea and the ever-high Aunt Bam are sitting on the front porch for trick-or-treater's and offering up more tricks than treats to the "babies" that visit their door. Equally hilarious is the living room scene in which the elderly foursome has just arrived at Brian's house. The dialogue and comedic timing are great! In the scenes where the under 30 crowd take the spotlight, things fall flat. The teens and 20-somethings let the ball drop and entire scenes fail to deliver a chuckle despite fervent effort on the writer and editors part. It's either a shortcoming with casting or directing, or both.
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7/10
Good Suspense Drama
18 September 2016
All minor nuances aside, this film is a prime example of what the standard should be even if it's a lower-budget production. The Good Neighbor has both drama and suspense. At its core, the film is a crime-thriller. It reminded me a bit of "I Am Not a Serial Killer", which was also just released this year. Both are very fine movies that blend genre elements and have skillful writing, directing, acting and editing. They are extraordinarily sophisticated in style and will exceed most viewers initial expectations.

There are teen friends, one whom has wealth and technical expertise at his disposal and his eyes on MIT, and his friend who has plenty of ingenuity and fortitude and interest in social research but is from a "broken home". The pair undertake a social-psychological experiment, and use the grouchy, solitary old grump of the neighborhood as their unwitting subject. For their experiment, they equip the old grumps home with numerous hidden cameras and electrical devices in order to manipulate the grumps home appliances, fixtures, gadgets and such. They are then able to remotely control and view everything that occurs.

They soon realize that the old grump is a rather unusual subject. He has a basement securely locked from the outside, a mysterious visiting woman, no apparent fear towards the extreme tactics they make to convince him he's haunted, and he's unpredictability violent and destructive. One teen begins to regret conducting the experiment, the other one is determined that the old grump is hiding a dark secret. The teens watch, record and attempt to manipulate the old grump for weeks in hopes of revenge, online views, and uncovering the old mans secrets.

Throughout the film there are segments where a prosecutor speaks to and interrogates different people on the witness stand. This makes it clear that the "experiment" didn't play out so well. This film had me hypothesizing and thoroughly engaged. For once, my initial theory was completely off-track.
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6/10
Honestly Funny
10 September 2016
This film is genuinely funny, but not at all side-aching hilarious. The humor isn't forced down ones throat. There's plenty of laughs to be had and the film seems content to allow the audience to laugh at one thing or another rather than at designated points. I found a great deal of the humor weak and poorly conveyed, but there were certain things which I couldn't help chuckling. This one felt like the regurgitation of Meet The Fockers, from 2004. Lorne Micheals of SNL is the producer, he's a comedy master with a laughter resume spanning decades. Thus, I expected greater production value. It was good to see Keenan Thompson, a favorite of mine since childhood (Nickleodeon's All That). He had a very minor role but was easily recognizable despite the crazy hair-do that they gave him here.
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Boy in the Attic (2016 TV Movie)
5/10
The synopsis here is untrue
27 August 2016
Reel One, the author of the synopsis here, is incorrect. I'm not sure whether this was a mistake or fabricated intentionally as a joke. There's no pregnant teen, love child or child support involved.

The glaringly absent age disparity between mother and daughter was distracting at times. The actresses are only 10 years apart in age, and it's evident on screen. If Lifetime could've garnered Jennie Garth for the mother role it would have been great since it would make the age disparity a bit more clear, plus Abbie Cobb is known to audiences as Garth's junior doppleganger.

The boy Micheal, played by the handsome newcomer Max Lloyd-Jones, delivers what is arguably the best performance of the piece and provides us with eyecandy.

Remember, it's a Lifetime TV movie, so no one's aiming for the SAG awards. It must be enjoyed for simply what it is - the viewing equivalent of a dime-store novella. There are some inconsistencies, such as an explanation for the boys preference to enter and exit the home through its main door when there's a door from the attic leading outside. The "boy in the attic" indicates (both in appearance and in script) that he's 18+, so he's really the "man in the attic". I guess having a man hiding in the attic didn't quite hold the same appeal.

Fairly decent entertainment for lazy viewers who aren't hungry to critique a film.
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5/10
Watch this with your child? NO!
16 August 2016
Within the 20 minutes of viewing this movie both I and my companion agreed that this is most definitely not a kiddy movie, unlike the first one. We'd never let a child under 13 view it (cussing, sexuality, et al). Strangely, things started more adult and ended up on a total G audience note. Usually it's the opposite. This is no big Hollywood production, it's B class, but it undeniably fun to watch. Dolph isn't Schwarzenegger, but he delivers the same sort of cluelessness. Much of the same old plot was pulled from the original Kindergarten Cop, but there were more spins, a different lead, and very different kids, VERY!

These are kind of kids whose parents pay $50k-year so that they can have "advantaged" children. The type of offspring who'll have a weakly convincing panic attack if someone even mentions 'Gluten' or uses regular plastic. I found this gross and unreal.

If children like this actually exist... I quit life.

If you haven't seen the first one, absolutely skip this. You're better off trying to suffocate yourself using a hairdryer. If you've seen the first however, and enjoyed it, then you'll probably be amused but not enthused at this extremely late follow-up.
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