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What a disaster, wasted 2 hrs of my life. The storyline is weak to say at least giving no suspense whatsoever. Acting is a poor on grade 2 movies level. I would give 0 if I could.

Avoid

wright i really didn't wanna right any review but after reading all those praising words I've change my mind, there we've got another Rodriguez movie and i have to say some of them are a cracking good one not mention El mariachi, Desperado or my favourite one From Dusk Till Dawn but not much to praise in machete, despite the fact that the old crew join its forces to created something again, there was nice to see old familiar faces again like Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin (mr. pussy from From Dusk Till Dawn ;) or Tom Savini hoverer that's it the movie itself don't bring much into a storyline there's not much of meaning in the movie except high explosives and angry Ana Lucia back from dead Lost (putting her into whole season of lost was absolute disaster for lost producers by the way )we've got retired class b action hero S. Segal and that's it we got very crappy storyline which didn't add up that put me off after short while, no twists or turns except bloody machetes all over the place and Lindsay Lohan in nun dress just after making a porn movie with her mum in the pool - shame

I was going to see this movie with great expectations after seeing the spectacular trailer of it which borrowed stephen hawking name for publicity reasons , to be honest i thought the movie will be similar to war of the worlds or the day the earth stood still some kind as the trailer deceitfully indicate. Instead turns out to be another Cloverfield like production with lots of action overshadowing any content of the movie as a matter of fact i couldn't find any form and substance in the whole movie. And that was a big downside of it, however the movie effervescence with fighting scenes was a big feast for a s-f maniac especially to watch matrix like Sentinels robots swimming along the buildings to find its pray or big alien ships looking almost like Romulan mining ship Narada from star trek the view was certainly joy to watch that's why only 5/10 sorry

I really don't know where u get this "best episode so far" review from guys for me it was one of the worse one since silly temple episodes from beginning of the series, all 50 min. it's just walk and silly talk one to each other the only explanation we get is about dead body and how jakob "use" them for his own purpose (i.e. Jacks father ) other than that we got walking, swimming and silly talk,not much explanation in alt. world either, disaster so far 3/10 as me being v. generous hope next episode bring more light ps: and please producers when will you get rid off Said his so annoying and left without any purpose in this season regards - accurist