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Loonies (2014)
Entertaining effort
Not everything is always what it seems in this Fun series featuring some OK outdoor photography, a fast pace and a sense of mean-spiritedness.
Group of adults tramping in the woods are stalked and murdered, trying to figure out who will be next is the game to be played in this low budgeter. The first episode is directed with appropriate focus on suspense by Rox (who also plays one of the leads), but the best episodes are 3 and 4 (in my opinion).
Leading ladies Wise and Franklin are pretty and fun to watch. Eisenach and Cannon give good, limited performances.
Zombie Roadkill (2010)
Excellent
Recently discovered this while browsing the web series channel. It is lots of fun! Teens driving on a cursed road crash after being attacked.
Thomas Haden Church was brilliant as the ranger who keeps saving the lead character from getting killed by roadkill!
Pretty much this is the same old, same old reused plot of a group of teens being offed one by one but by zombie ANIMALS! More comedic than scary, nonetheless: highly entertaining.
Minus one point for making most of the teens obnoxious, but extra 2 points for not having the heroine come out of the horror situation as well as you might expect.
Moonstalker (1989)
A little blood and a Linnea Quigley lookalike!
I had been searching for this slasher film for a while. Apparently it's pretty hard to find (or at least used to be), anyway... The film is not as bad as some say, I did enjoy it.
There is a blond woman that really reminded me of Linnea Quigley, even my wife thought so! The first thirty minutes I found a little boring as we are treated to a whiny family listening to an old man talking about his son 'Bernie'.
Bernie turns out to be around and soon finds a group of counselors in the middle of nowhere and the mayhem begins. The first several murders are pretty bloodless, but later on we are treated to some limbs chopped off, a knife through someone's head, and a fairly well done hanging.
For those who watch these for the T&A, two of the girls take showers, but I think the DVD I got had the scenes blown-up so that we couldn't see boobs (you can tell the images were blown-up).
7 stars out of 10