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Rose Red (2002)
Honey...I need new batteries, I killed these ones fast forwarding....
21 July 2003
Oh my god, someone needs a beating for convincing me to sit thru this! I watched it last night after a friend (Or so I thought!) told me it was excellent and worthy of buying. After the first hour I was done, but I solidered on hoping against hope that it might get better, it did not. I fast forwarded thru about 45 minutes. What was up with the emery characters grimace at the end, he kept that expression for about the last hour of the film. My biggest complaint about this movie is that it was made. My other complaint is why didn't these psychic's know something was up. Avoid this movie, unless you can't get to sleep.
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Childhood memories can be deceiving
21 July 2003
I searched all over my city looking for this movie, I finally found a copy at a video store on the other end of the city. This video store was organized by sadists! It was supposed to be sorted by alphabetical order, the movies were shelved like books would be, spine showing. There were 4 different shelves with the letter I on them, and I searched them all before giving up. I was determined to watch this movie though, as I enjoyed it so much when I was twelve. I finally found it when I returned a few days later with a friend to help me in my quest. I now have a new mission in life and that is to invent a method of time travelling so I can go back in time and kick my own ass. This was horrible, at only 80 minutes long it was 77 minutes longer than it need to be. Its a collection of old Jokes acted out and with the exception of maybe 3 they are the worst jokes ever!!!! Avoid this if you have any taste whatsoever.
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Fubar (2002)
An Excellent Movie, if you can relate to the characters.
23 November 2002
I don't know exactly where to start so I'm just going to GIVE'R! Fubar is a great movie, though not many will agree with me. It's a mock documentary which follows the lives of 2 headbangers who are forced to deal with something other than thier daily routine of Iron Maiden and shotgunning beers. I think I especially enjoyed this movie because I was a banger when I was younger. These 2 guys are a composite of so many people I knew during that time, so that adds to my enjoyment of the movie. The movie offers a lot more than the trailer lets on and it is actually a throughly enjoyable movie. Having said that I still have to add that you will appreciate this movie more if you can relate to these guys. DEANER Rules! I highly recommend this movie.
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