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Due Date (2010)
Hysterical. I loved it.
In what universe does this movie get a rating of 6 and Tropic Thunder gets a 7? I guess it's all the low IQ people that will watch any super hero movie or any movie with a sword fight. I can only assume that every joke in this movie went straight over your heads. If you were able to sit through Tropic thunder then go back to playing with your Legos and stop rating trash.
Due Date is a seriously funny masterpiece. If you are in the mood for a slightly dark comedy this is the one to watch. RD should have been the person to take over for Sheen on 2.5 men instead of the other JA they picked. If you can sit through TT without being high then your IQ is suspect.
Fall (2022)
First of all I'm afraid of heights
The movie was doing a great job. Had me on the edge of my seat chewing fingernails then apparently they ran out of money and it ended without ever showing how she got down. It was going so well till the stupid ending. Nerve racking. Seriously, when they were standing on that tiny platform without holding on to anything I thought I was going to have a stroke. I'm an engineer so my mind was racing trying to figure out a way down with the things they had really had my mind working overdrive. That part was great. But for climbers they didn't use any of their real options. It reminded me of Redford's movie All is Lost. He did everything exactly wrong.
Bullet Train (2022)
Was ok
Sandra Bullock's makeup was horrific.
Was like a Monty python movie crossed with Pulp Fiction.
Interesting at times and tedious at others. A few funny parts.
Uncharted (2022)
Stupid
Let me give you future treasure Hunter movie makers a clue these fellows lacked. For the story to be good it has to be the least bit plausible. Has to be witty. Needs actual actors. Throw in some actual history not revisionist or just plain made up history. Make the audience a part of the hunt. And for the love of god don't make them find a key. No one needs a key for anything. Don't put the treasure in a place where a billion people already tripped over it a million times and didn't notice it was a gold mine.
The Horse Whisperer (1998)
Beautifully done, however...
It maybe should have been called the someone else's wife whisperer. He made a good horse trainer possibly but don't let this immoral dick near your wife and certainly not your daughter.
Ambulance (2022)
Action packed woke crap
Pure propaganda. It's ok to be a bank robber if you are doing it for the right reason and you are black, brown, or gay. They don't show much love for hispanics though. Portrayed as stereotypical bouncing car thugs.
All is Lost: The Actor - Robert Redford (2014)
ok
Here is the thing about this movie. If you have any knowledge of sailing you need to push it to the side if you want to enjoy this because I'm pretty sure they didn't even consult anyone with a paper boat. Every technical aspect of sailing is wrong. Every tiny detail of sailing is wrong. The entire film is asinine. That being said its . If you ignore the stupidity kind of entertaining. Redford is a master. He can even pull off this stupidity. Barely. If it werent for him this film would rate a 0.0
To be honest whomever directed this should be shot and burried next to whomever wrote it. There was zero no less than zero learning how a sailboat works. Its a shame that people should be allowed to get away with this kind of mockery. Shame on you jerks
Extraction (2020)
yea right
The movie totally lost me at the very beginning when the dude that looks like he has been in every fight ever accidentally gets involved in a fight. People never get in fights. This dude looks like he has been in thousands. Its absurd.
Little Women (2019)
Boooooring
Its just. Well if you want to sleep is amazing. Crap really
All Is Lost (2013)
It's good if you force yourself to overlook all the technical failures
Just terrible writing. Acting is great. Did anyone even consult an actual sailor? 99% of everything is just plain wrong. The writer should be hauled out behind the barn and dispensed with. You suck bro. Get a job that you can actually do.
All Is Lost (2013)
It's good if you force yourself to overlook all the technical failures
Just terrible writing. Acting is great. Did anyone even consult an actual sailor? 99% of everything is just plain wrong. The writer should be hauled out behind the barn and dispensed with. You suck bro. Get a job that you can actually do.
Altitude (2017)
Garbage as usual anything with Dolf
Denise Richards has the worst upside down smile ever when she isn't smiling. Showing her age badly. I love the parts in the movie when the passengers are on oxygen and the hijackers are wearing dust masks. Are audiences really that stupid these days? It really pisses us of that you think so. Just bad. Very very bad. B actors, Has been actresses. waste of a percentage of your life to sit through it.