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Limitless (I) (2011)

Another misunderstood movie by most viewers.

15 November 2011

Warning: Spoilers

Once in a while the protagonist is a villain and most viewers just don't get it because the low moral standard. Brad Copper was handsome, charming, very smart, speaks multiple languages. However he used his newly found brain power for totally selfish reason. He showed no remorse after killing an innocent woman. At the end he wanted more power over others by running for senator. He's a pure evil.

I couldn't believe that most audiences rooting for this wicked selfish man. He robbed his dead friend without seeking revenge for him. He cheated his girlfriend with many others. He killed an woman without facing the consequences. He ratted out the lawyer and helped to kill him. Could you name one thing that he did for the benefit of others? None.

Most people can tell that Hitler was an evil man. But they can't tell that a totally selfish person without conscience has a thirst for power is a devil too.

A cautionary tale lost in your average stupid viewers.

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Paranormal Activity (2007)

1/10

The only paranormal activity was why so many people got duped by this piece of junk.

22 June 2010

First of all, calling this piece of video clip a movie is not correct. Second the only scary part was why so many people think it's a great scary "movie". The thought of so many stupid people running around praising this piece of garbage world is a truly scary.

I don't even want to go to detail to discuss this video clip. What's the point? I don't spend hours to tell you about the size and shape of my feces. Nobody should.

farce, ordure, BM, dejection, stool dog do, body waste, excrement, excreta, excretory product, excretion,poop, shitty, turd, crap, dirt, feces droppings, dung, muck.

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A Prairie Home Companion (2006)

3/10

A boring country music movie.

18 July 2009

I have to admit that I'm not a big country music fan. I do enjoy country while dance in a barn. However, listening to bad country music through out the movie was beyond my personal limit.

Without the over one hour music, there only 20 minutes or so random pointless conversation left.

I guess if you're die hard fan of the radio show "the Prairie Home Companion", you might like the movie. Otherwise, there isn't much appeal to offer others.

All the performance were excellent except Keillor. I guess I'm not a fan of him. However all the wonderful stars can't save the bad movie because I don't give a damn about the characters.

I felt like watching an old dog covered with its own feces reminiscing glory days, or a seventy years old show girl trying to do her last performance on stage naked. It's not a beautiful scene.

Altman, what a sad man. He just couldn't keep up as Clint Eastwood.

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Notorious (2009)

4/10

One of the producer was his mother.

11 June 2009

Sure, if you ask any mom who's the most beautiful baby in the world, she'd tell you her son is the most amazing kid in the whole world. She's right, at least in her own world.

The producers of the movie were biggie's mother and his good friend Puffy. Oh, well, do I need to say more? I'll break it down for those who doesn't want to do a simple deduction.

The whole movie was fake. You may just put a few biggie's MTV video together and call it a movie.

The beautiful Angela Bassett played Biggie's mother. The real one in life looks like a dog.

I just wonder why he called himself biggie small. Big body Small dick? Big mouth Small sound? Big fat Small eyes? Disclaimer: I'm a person of color. So keep your racist remark to yourself.

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Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (2005)

3/10

Not funny at all

10 April 2009

First, those supposed to be smart viewers don't tell me that I don't get the movie because I'm not a thinking man.

The movie is supposed to be a parody and satire. The main character is supposed to be the butt of joke in the movie.

Alberts Blook playing himself was a big mistake. The idea of parody is to copy and twist a well known and respected character. Outside of US Albet is virtually unknown. Inside US Brook is practically unfunny. So we ended up with an unfunny character played an unfunny character to portray unfunny comedian.

In the whole movie, Bloook goes around to do his unfunny act and shout "look at me, I'm so unfunny. I'm supposed to be unfunny and the audiences in the movie don't laugh with me. It's supposed to be that way so that it's unfunny and the audiences in the movie theater don't laugh at all. It's intended to shoot that way to show my higher intelligence, which is rat brain."

It's painful to watch.

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