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Diamantino (2018)
Entertaining, Hilarious, Absolutely bananas take on celebrity culture
24 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
If nothing else, you will be dazzled by the immense joyous flight of fancy by the young directing duo who use their depth of imagination to craft this bizarre but often funny and endearing take on celebrity culture. Everything from sports, to politics, to social media, to gender issues, to immigration is tackled in a wild entertaining mix with some sci-fi thrown in there for good measure too.

Grounding everything - the glue that holds all these wild shenanigans together is the magnificent leading man Carloto Cotta as Diamantino the Cristiano Ronaldo like celebrity superstar figure at the center of this story. Cotta provides the oiled rippling six pack abs worthy of Ronaldo but also brings a disarming naivete which transforms what on paper would be a insufferable macho jock character into a gentle guileless soul, a man too good for our times.

It is easy to root for this hero even when he loses his prized sculpted torso and is feminized by having boobs due to a sci-fi experiment gone wrong.

Football fans with a sense of humor should definitely check this out.
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300 (2006)
Frank Miller's tight story, Gerard Butler's tighter abs power Zack Snyder's war fantasia masterpiece
31 March 2016
Zack Snyder's retelling of the famous Battle of Thermopylae does not even for a second try for historical accuracy, it is instead a horny teenager's wet dream painted luridly across the big screen. Snyder here blends the old and the new, his war fantasy is equal parts ancient Grecian Art and modern comic book aesthetic.

Every single element in this movie is over-the-top and cranked up to 11 - the odds are impossible (300 Spartan warriors against a million Persians), the war scenes splattered in non-stop blood and viscera and the testosterone raging forth as if this film has a permanent erection.

The characters are complete contrasts and raised to the level of mythology. Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) is literally a 10 feet tall god, decked in gold jewelry from head to toe and androgynous or even effeminate. Spartan Warrior-King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) on the other-hand is hyper-masculine and portrayed with such a jaw-droppingly muscular and shredded physique that he looks like a Greek God himself, even though he's mortal.

For a war film, Snyder builds dramatic tension very successfully in the first half through tense exchanges between Leonidas and Persian/Spartan statesmen as Persia invades Greece. But once it explodes into all-out war, the film becomes an action fans dream and stages one brilliantly-choreographed and dazzlingly-executed action set-piece after another. This is seriously some of the best fantasy action ever committed to screen – coherent, imaginative and brutal.

This is most certainly the most beautiful film by Snyder – it literally bursts with luscious saturated color and tangible textures. Ostensibly shot in a single blue room with no sets, every backdrop and even entire cities and armies were added digitally by a horde of special effects artists. The results are both extremely artificial and vividly dream-like - every frame is a piece of Greek Art or comic book frame that can be put in a museum.

You might think that the actors are a bit lost amid all the war frenzy and CGI trickery, and that is true of some of the supporting actors. Not Gerard Butler though, who in a role of life-time, seizes the part by its horns and gives a truly towering, monumental and film-elevating performance. This is surely one of the most over-whelmingly uber-macho performances in the history of cinema, Butler's Leonidas is the alpha male to end all alpha males.

When you see him hero-walking at the head of the Spartan army, flexing his huge muscles and roaring like a lion with blood-curdling fury (Leonidas means lion), it is difficult not to get warm in the blood and join the answering Spartan war-cry. Butler is the perfect match for Snyder's sensibilities in this regard, he completely gets the material, the tone Snyder is aiming for and isn't afraid to give a big, dialed-to-11 performance. Butler literally roars every single line with a deep manly Scottish baritone but such is the passion and intensity of his performance that none of the lines sound ridiculous, they instead sound like great-one liners that make memorable quotes on t-shirts.

You cannot talk about Butler's epic performance without talking about his iconic look. Butler, sporting close to no fat, is ripped beyond belief, showing bulging eight-pack-abs and muscles so elaborately sculpted that he once and for all raised the bar on what is possible for an action hero to look like. Audiences gasped in astonishment and media widely speculated that his physique was CGI but don't be fooled folks, it's all real and there's never been a more cut leading man in the movies. This is again a melding of the old and the new – Butler's used modern bodybuilding to bring together classical Greek sculpture (aesthetic proportions and every single muscle developed to perfection) and comic book aesthetic (muscle definition so intense it makes your eyes water). He is essentially the perfect masculine ideal here - complete with his enormous beard and cropped haircut.

Snyder invokes the classical concept of 'heroic nudity' in that Butler appears almost fully nude, wearing only a leather codpiece, to relentlessly flaunt his physique throughout the film. Butler's nude Spartan look contrasts with the fully clothed Persian soldiers, and further distinguishes the virile Spartans soldiers for their immense courage, war culture and military might, showing they have nothing to hide even in battle. These pumped-up Spartan soldiers look physically perfect and help the audience to believe the movie's premise that it is not only possible but even likely that the Spartans will defeat the Persians.

On the battlefield Butler cuts an intimidating and terrifying figure, looking like an anatomy chart as every muscle ripples and strains with the war effort to wreak carnage on the enemy. In one unforgettable single take sequence, he becomes the god of war himself as he mercilessly massacres dozens of Persians in a single charge (the best cinematic representation of Homeric war imagery). The scene is both shockingly violent and crazy bad-ass, now a classic of the action genre.

Butler aces even his extended dialog scenes with his entertaining and exciting screen presence and off-the-charts charisma. Make no mistake, his cocky Leonidas is not an ideal bench-pressing bicep-curling gym-jock (though he is impossibly buff), he is an incredibly intelligent and shrewd tactician as well as a powerful orator. Towards the end of the film, one is surprised to be even moved by his performance. Leonidas is unapologetic, uncompromising and blatantly arrogant but also fearless, gutsy and heroic and Butler here has pulled off the impossible trick of being both HeMAN and HuMAN in a single film.

Snyder, buoyed by Butler's aggressive performance, delivers a tightly focused narrative that delivers the thrills, and gets out while still ahead. It remains his best and most exciting work and leaves hope that he might return to the glories of this triumph in his under comic book undertakings.
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Gods of Egypt (2016)
Gerard Butler steals show in old-school action adventure tale
9 March 2016
If you are sick of today's self serious Hollywood tent-poles, this is the perfect antidote, a harmless entertainment that tells an entertaining adventure story in a great new choice of setting - ancient Egypt, something we have never seen before.

Brutal God of Darkness Set (Gerard Butler) interrupts the coronation of his nephew Horus (Nikolaj Coaster-Waldau), ruthlessly pulls out Horus's eyes from his eye sockets and banishes him, beds Horus' girlfriend, the Goddess of Love Hathor (Elodie Yung) and wreaks much general havoc. Horus then reluctantly teams up with a salve (Brenton Thwaites) to rescue Egypt from this monster.

The movie keeps the tale simple and alternates by turns between various lead characters keeping the story nicely moving along. Now strictly speaking, the setting is not exactly ancient Egypt but more like a fetishized version of. Its more like a fantasia with an Egyptian theme. As such any bearing to reality is absolutely zero and the movie shouldn't be criticized on that front.

The movie is often visual dazzling to an extreme. Alex Proyas is a great visualist and crafts some memorable images, specially visions of the afterlife and of sun god Ra towing the sun around the earth. But the special effects leave something to be desired, they are not most refined.

The action scenes too are engaging but nothing out of this world. All feels a little bit been there, seen that. But the actors definitely turn in engaging performances.

Top amongst them is Gerard Butler, who brings back some of the firepower from his outstanding performance in 300. Butler gives a fantastically over the top macho performance complete with bulging biceps and intimidatingly stacked musculature, loud Scottish intonation and enormous swagger as he overwhelms all before him. This is the kind of entertaining uber-masculine performance that Butler excels at and which many old Hollywood A-listers pulled off but which few modern actors can manage. Think of Set as King Leonidas, only with more clothes and less nudity, and a bad guy instead of the hero.

As the hero Nikolaj Coaster-Waldau gives a decent performance as the brash Horus who is humbled before he saves the day. Waldau looks the part of a god, with a handsome visage and cut abs but seems a touch muted and is easily eclipsed but Butler's dynamism.

Special mention should go to Elodie Yung who is a sight to behold and holds her own as the Goddess of love. Enormous beauty and screen presence combine to create a memorable foil for the dueling testosterone soaked gods.

Its fun movie overall, go for a matinée, be entertained and do not expect think too much about what it all means and you will be delighted.
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