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Hollywoodn't (2009)
A scary, funny Hollywood nightmare
A friend of mine told me to watch this on Youtube and I thought it was literally one of the best things I've seen on YouTube in my life! (which going by what is normally on YouTube is not as high of compliment as it seems, but still...pretty amazing). The acting by Lia Johnson is totally believable as a cool but catered to film actress (I was trying to place where I've seen her before, and it was because I had just seen her in "Drag Me to Hell" the night before) and this Danny Callaway dude who played the Waiter is like Norman Bates on crack, totally hilarious and scary at the same time. A little slow at the outset but it kind of sucks you in like an old school "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" crossed with an episode of "Entourage." Basically, it's every industry player's worst nightmare - a crazy Waiter who won't let them leave the restaurant until they've accepted him into their world - but it's so well shot, with great music, great acting and some gross-out thrills and humor along the way. All in all, a scary, funny Hollywood nightmare.
The Cell 2 (2009)
Awesome
Just watched this one and thought it was great! Its a very different movie than the first Cell, so if you're expecting to see the same move again (like some of the reviews I read here) then you might be disappointed. If you're looking for a great, straightforward crime thriller then you will be very pleased! I haven't really seen Tessie Santiago in anything else, but she's great in this. Really hot too! Frank Whaley has been in tons of movies and does a great job here playing a really creepy serial killer. The car chase and helicopter stunts are awesome too! I saw a trailer for the film after seeing the actual movie, and the trailer is terrible and doesn't do the film any justice. It's definitely worth checking out!!