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Klimt & Schiele - Eros and Psyche (2018)
So unprofessional
If you want to educate yourself about Sigmund Freud, Vienna's composers and their graves, Vienna's photographers, Vienna's kitchenware designers, Vienna tramway structure, Vienna waltzes balls, Vienna culinary delights, Vienna's participation in World War I etc., watch this pathetic and very unsuccessful attempt. All of the above mentioned musings take about 70% of this... uhm, strange documentary. If you want to know something about Klimt and Schiele please avoid these unprofessional attempt, otherwise please find some other way to entertain yourself rather than watching this disaster.
Passengers (2016)
The ending could be MUCH better.
The movie could end much better if they used the capsule that allowed hybernation one by one - say one month one of them sleeps, the other is awake, spending couple of days in between together - this way they could arrive to the end of they journey only 44-45 years older (hybernation time doesn't count as life time) and fullfill their wishes and dreams to see the new world.
Be Kind Rewind (2008)
Just can't believe that this movie exists
The whole idea of this movie is that the heroes don't know for what every VCR has the red button marked RECORD. Instead of just renting DVD and copy it to VHS tape to satisfy the demented customer these demented folks re-create the movie and all of sudden they know for what every camcorder has the red button marked RECORD. What a hogwash! I can believe that there might be some scriptwriter whose weak mind produced this. But I just can't believe that there are dimwit director, brainless producer, block head actors who swallowed this and just plain dumb people who invested $20,000,000 in this! For what? Jack Black's salary? Because the cost of cardboard costumes and all the junk that appear on the screen cost about $1000 if you buy it or completely free if you visit the nearest junkyard. AND as if it wasn't enough there is a public who find this entertaining! I'm watching it at the moment in the small hours writing this review because it is on the only movie channel in a hotel and I have an insomnia but in about 10 minutes from the start I was yawning aloud and now about 30 minutes into it the insomnia has disappeared and I better finish this review before I fall onto the keyboard sound asleep. Complete waste of time
The Breakfast Club (1985)
They are stupid and contagious
I like John Hughes movies - Planes, Trains And Automobiles is one of my all-time favourites comedy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off was great, Uncle Buck and Sixteen Candles were OK so I was thinking that Breakfast Club which got such high rating on IMDb should be at least no worse than his Weird Science or Curly Sue. But it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I suspect that it got above average rating from damsels who liked Estevez. The movie is about nothing, no plot, no story, no emotions - just a bunch of stupid teenagers pretending that they have something to say not only to themselves but to us too. I was a teenager too but I fully understood that I have to learn a lot and I was reading A LOT of books, visiting art museums, concerts etc. I don't understand why someone has decided that this is a comedy. It's so pointless and dull that I can't say this is a movie at all. The speeches of Mr. Brezhnev in his late days when he had a lot of problems with brain functioning were much more exciting and dynamic than this worthless monument of American teenage stupidity. After vwatching this crap I now understand why there was no sequel - according to this movie all these teenage dimwits should blow their brains or become junkies in a year or two. The "experience" of watching this is just like eating and digesting a NY telephone directory.
Cellular (2004)
Unbelievably weak script
This movie proves that Hollywood has too much money and too many incompetent scriptwriters, producers and other people who make such awful bombs.
The whole plot of this movie could be ended from the very first minutes at any time by just one phone call to the police. But it seems too complex to dimwits who spend an hour and half of screen time acting like imbeciles and running around with guns, stealing cars and putting the lives of hundreds if not thousands people around in mortal danger. Cops, store clerks, lawyers etc. are just plain stupid. I just can't believe that anyone could write such weak script, that anyone can approve it and make a movie.