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Conan the Barbarian (2011)
The Return of Conan should stayed in bed..
I will start off by saying that Jason Momoa actually surprised me and did a good job. As for the film itself they rushed the story way too much. Conan has a very good story line to it and seems like they didn't wanna spend anymore money then they need to. An example is the film started out good when he was a young boy same way as the other Conan but the Arnold version they ended up having push a wheel and you see him get bigger and bigger and then end up fighting in an Arena killing his foes one by one and in this one they kind of skipped his past while growing up and it's just a big well you guess? The acting wasn't bad and some of the action scenes did well.
I mean he starts off wanting to find the man that killed his Father and Clan and they rush it without showing much of anything that he has done trying to find this so called named man that could not be found yet everyone knows him but himself lol. They do one battle scene with a bunch of rebels and that's it no sweet war or anything. He see's the man he cut his nose off and follows him and well slowly trickles down on who the man becomes. The story line was just again rushed and not good at all.
( What I would of done and What they should do! ) They should remake it and remakes usually get screwed over by replacing the main character which sucks for Jason Momoa but I personally would of liked to See Dwayne Johnson as Conan and since Arnold is getting back into the business you can throw him in there as the bad guy or something.
I would of started it off just like they did but have the movie be based on him being put into slavery and forced to fight into the Arena. Him going through struggles, losing newly found friends, having him find a love interest. I would make the first movie more based on him growing up in the arena a little like Spartacus , I would also use Legendary Pictures and give it kind of the 300 feel to it just not as dark and CGI'd.
Then the bottom line is he moves up in the ranks has everything gets his girl but then either at night the place gets raided and they take his girl and either kill her or kidnap him which fuels him to find her or he is traveling for a tournament of some sort and he comes back and see's everyone dead and wants revenge.
I would mainly focus on his younger life and getting older and whooping A$$ in the Arena and the 2nd movie let him explore his killer, With how well movies like 300 and Spartacus the TV show did I would think if they go this direction the movie would be 100 times better received than what they did.
Marcel's Quantum Kitchen (2011)
Unique-Awesome-Show-Watch it!
I am kind of shocked about your review Mr.Ron Mueller? You do realize if you had any brain at all when you're the chef nothing ever goes perfect ever and yelling is almost always involved period if you can't handle it well then you're in the wrong business. Also he is a perfectionist and wants things to go right because it's his reputation and his big shot and the people that work for him they're friends they know that even though he may go overboard sometimes he means well he just want's things go right. I know your next comment is oh well you don't have to treat people this way yadda yadda shut up get out of the kitchen because apparently it's too hot for you so go move a couch or something.
You also have to take in account from the show he doesn't have that much time to prep so if the time frame is true and he pulls it off it's pretty impressive and finally the stuff that man comes up with is genius stuff like that hasn't been done and he is making it happen it's unique and from the people whom are on there seem to enjoy it and have never tasted or had anything like it.
The Jokers final verdict is Ron Mueller is brain dead and this show is a 10 out of 10 go watch it!