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From Venus (2005)
WOW, WHAT A STINKER!!!!!
I had the terrible misfortune of having to view this "b-movie" in it's entirety.
All I have to say is--- save your time and money!!! This has got to be the worst b-movie of all time, it shouldn't even be called a b-movie, more like an f-movie! Because it fails in all aspects that make a good movie: the story is not interesting at all, all of the actors are paper-thin and not at all believable, it has bad direction and the action sequences are so fake it's almost funny.......almost.
The movie is just packed full of crappy one-liners that no respectable person could find amusing in the least little bit.
This movie is supposed to be geared towards men, but all the women in it are SO utterly unattractive, especially that old wrinkled thing that comes in towards the end. They try to appear sexy in those weird, horrible costumes and they fail miserably!!!
Even some of the most ridiculous b-movies will still give you some laughs, but this is just too painful to watch!!
In the Woods (1999)
WORST MOVIE EVER MADE
I still can't figure out why any self-respecting person would ever attempt to make a film that is as stupid as In The Woods. Or better yet, why any decent person would ever rent, let alone buy, this piece of utter garbage.
I think the writer should win the award for the dumbest storyline ever made into an actual movie.
Everything about this movie just screams of stupidity. The acting is very mechanical and fake, the special effects (if you can call them that) and the "scary monster" seem like they're from an old 80's PBS tv show.
Well, the list goes on and on. I won't bore you with all the details, if you want to be super bored you can go out and rent this movie!