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Reviews
Tooth and Nail (2007)
the mere transport of this movie is a waste of precious oil
let me start by saying that if oil is to run out in 2012 i promise, promise not to call myself something retarded like badger or python and dress like a retarded caveman! The cast of this movie however were unable to make the same assurances.. there is an actor in this film called kevin e scott, his career has spanned 10 years and consisted of 3 small movie roles, it is clear why after seeing this. At times he appears to have been drugged as he is mumbling completely unaware that he is in a movie or that movies even exist. Is it possible to trick somebody into being an actor without them realising? even when he is being slaughter by a retard caveman he hardly even snapped out of his rubbish acting induced coma, they should have smashed that cleaver into his head for real cos nobody would even realise he was gone and those that did clearly would have rejoiced. The actors didn't even seem to care they were being murdered one by one it was truly the biggest amount of garbage i have ever seen!!! p.s i don't think its acceptable to elect a leader as the intelligent one purely because he wears spectacles, the vinnie jones laughing scene was pathetic too. i would rather rub one out in front of my parents then watch this again!! enjoy
Pocket Ninjas (1997)
life changing
i literally insist on watching pocket ninjas every time i'm intimate with my girlfriend! the acting was the finest i've ever seen at one point i thought they were actually ninjas as their moves were so skilled and dangerous looking. the plot just gets deeper and deeper as the movie goes on and is enthralling to watch as the complexities are unravelled. Cobra khan has to be one of the most terrifying film villains ever to be portrayed, I had to watch a good bit of the movie behind the sofa as the terror just became too much for me, particularly in the battle scenes. This movie is a must watch, before i saw this movie i didn't see any reason in getting out of bed in the morning but now, i'm studying to become a ninja myself and u know what? things are looking good for my future. All in all, a massive 10 out of ten for a movie that in my own personal opinion will never be beaten for realism and quality.