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Battle: New York, Day 2 (2011)
Total Garbage
This is a truly terrible movie. The only reason I watched it was so that I could give a complete and honest review here and warn people not to waste their time.
The sound is terrible as they leave a noise in the background throughout the entire movie. I assume this is a simulation of the noise that the aliens are suppose to be making. Of course, with this noise in the background it is near impossible to make out the script... but don't be troubled because the script that I heard was as bad as the movie stars acting in the film.
The acting was about the only thing worse than the movie itself. There was really no story line, so, in the actors defense, this probably is the best they could ever do with a movie this bad. We are all safe though as I am almost positive that you will never see any of them in anything else worth watching.
Alas, the fickle world of Hollywood.
Unfortunately, this picture will probably sell tickets based upon its name, but it is nothing like Battle:Los Angeles and it is almost as bad as Battle for Los Angeles. With all the crap coming out of Hollywood these days, this movie is at the bottom of the pack.
Watch it at your own risk because you HAVE been warned!
Battle of Los Angeles (2011)
Bad from the start and it got worse!
There is not a single redeeming quality apparent in this movie. The best part about it was the ending credits. The acting, the total lack of personnel, the script, the directing, the special effects, every single part of this movie deserves a negative score rather than a 1 out of 10. If they gave tickets to this movie away, then don't waste your time... if they pay you to watch it, don't waste your brain. No amount of money is worth it. Bottom line - it stinks, stank, stunk and that is the good news! Clearly this movie represents Hollywood's attempt to take the consumer once again with total garbage. Where on this planet is there a military base that responds to an attack with 4, count them, 4 soldiers. Why not more, because they didn't have them available. Then, during the attack on this 'base' that was clearly an abandoned, run down I don't know what, a pilot from 60 plus years lands his plane on the runway... actually a dirt road. The commanding officer, who is loonier than a fruitcake, threatens a coward pilot with execution by his six-shooter if he doesn't move his jet, but alas, he is too frightened to move. This is all before the attack on the 'base' even starts. Special effects... what a laugh! It is just the same explosions over and over again from the same and different angles. And all this in the first 18 minutes. And it all goes down hill from there.
I was hoping it would get better, but it only got worse. Much. Much worse! You've been warned - by me and others.