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City Dragon (1995)
Wow
So I couldn't tell if this movie was a soft-core porn or just a cheesy action flick for the first 20 minutes*. There are some awesome lines about sugar and cream. Thank goodness MC Kung Fu fell in love and started wooing his woman then we could get to the heart of this movie, the dialogue. Solid Gold. All of MC Kung Fu's guy friends "rap-talk". The women don't say much unless they're getting seduced with a 1992 Camero. Hello hot car. The fight scenes are few and far between, but there are some awesome Segal-esquire moves. Well early Seagalese stuff. MC Kung Fu actually does kicks. If you like bad movies I say you should check it out.
*I actually have no idea how long this took as time ceased to exist during this film.
Dead Man on Campus (1998)
Funny thing happened
Okay okay let me see if you saw this too.
This movie and 'The Curve' are exactally the same movie. No way you might say? I dare to compare.
Both movies involve the same plot. Two roomies who hope that their third roomate dies so they can get A's because of the 'dead roomate' policy. They both also have the one 'nice' guy attracted to some attractive girl. See thing is its so much better in 'The Curve' a darker storyline and the ending is to die for.
If you liked DMOC (Dead Man on Campus) then you should enjoy 'The Curve'
Btw they both came out in the same year. Kinda creepy huh?