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Small Town Folk (2007)
What were they thinking?...
I'm writing this review to warn my fellow human beings. This is in all honesty the absolute worst film I have ever seen in my entire life.
I am all for cheesy horror flicks and B-movies, but come on, there has to be drawn a line somewhere, and that line is LONG before this movie.
The acting is really horrible, but the thing that bothers me the most is the overall quality of the production. first of all, the music. It's almost none existent for the exception of a couple of tunes now and then. the sets, if you can call them sets are a bunch of green-screen footage, were you can literally see the lines, its so bad. Even scenes from inside the house is green screened.
Whatever you do, do not waste your time watching this horrible piece of film making. Save your money.
1/10, if I could I'd give it a 0/10.
Gosford Park (2001)
The definition of boring
This isn't even remotely good if you are bored as hell. It is without a doubt the most boring movie I have ever seen. I mean, what where they thinking? The whole plot is in a castle, with a bunch of people sitting around a table talking. By the time the murder takes place, you are already to bored to give a damn. How this movie won an Oscar is beyond me.
Don't watch it if you are happy. It will ruin your day. Don't watch it if you are sad. It will make you even sadder. Don't watch it if you are bored. It will make you suicidal.
You should rather spend your time watching paint dry.