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4/10
Sadly, it left no lasting impression on me
12 October 2017
Out of some masochistic, morbid curiosity, I was suckered into watching this on the big screen. Suckered by the 'rave' reviews, trailers and opinions of associates. For years, I mean years, I never, ever wanted a sequel. I never felt Blade Runner needed answers. If the movie seemed too ambiguous, than maybe, just maybe, that was its intention. Try reading the book. It's the same. What is Deckard? Phillip K. Dick never told us. The whole point to the story was to question what makes us human.

2049's attempt in answering this question, to me, robbed itself of what made the first movie, so good.

I did not walk into this movie expecting not to like it however. I put all my bias aside, and watched it with an open mind, a positive attitude, full of hope and wonder.

For me, the movie seemed too clean, too digitised, almost sanitised of the rich, tangible atmosphere that made the first movie so real.

I never really felt for K. Ryan Gosling was, well...Ryan Gosling. Its obviously just me, but his acting does nothing to make me care for this character. Harrison Ford's burnt out, old version of Deckard, also did nothing for me.

Jared Leto was as hollow and pretentious as expected.

Phillip K. Dick never followed up on his book, because everything you needed to know, and the point of the story, was right there inside.

For all its details, 2049's execution left me uninspired, unmoved and care-free.

Even the visuals never grabbed me. As stylised as they tried so hard to be, they did not detract from how I was left feeling, cold and empty.

K's virtual girlfriend, to me, epitomised the whole film. Empty, detached and without heart or soul.

I watched Blade Runner again on Blu-ray, just to make me feel better. I still get a lump in my throat at Roy Batty's dying words. And I still feel for Deckard and Rachel when they fall in love. Vangelis sounds as fresh today as ever. And the street scenes, in all their colourful, wet and grimy glory, sell to me, what the future is very much looking like being.

None of those emotions crossed over into the sequel, for me anyway.
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4/10
Fury Road
20 May 2015
Warning: Spoilers
It is, as if, George Miller really wanted to prove, that he can still produce the best vehicle chase scenes in a movie. The film moves along, for the most part, at break neck speed, leaving little time for a breather. For those who aren't familiar with the original trilogy, a brief explanation from Max, about himself, starts the film. For any fan of the originals, the way it was executed will of been a disappointment.

Max feels less important in this film. His character is not the centre of the story, but more a part of it. Perhaps this is a good thing however. Tom Hardy's version of Max Rockatansky feels more trying. Mel Gibson made that character his own. It was pulled off naturally, without any need to be macho or overtly crazy. Tom Hardy's portrayal looks and sounds more akin to some of his previous efforts, (see 'Bronson').

But that was always going to be the inevitable disappointment for fans of the originals, trying to enjoy a new Mad Max with a different actor filling in the shoes of such an iconic character.

The film as a whole, wears all the expected fabric of a post apoc' world, but only this time it is worn by a new breed. Theirs plenty to see in this revamped vision, for fans of the old films to enjoy. The insane characters and their surroundings wouldn't look out of place in Road Warrior or Beyond Thunderdome.

The pace of the film is very different, and for some part, feels too much, too rushed, like a sugar rush. This was however, Miller's intention. To make a film, that comes at you like a steam train on fire, driven by a load of lunatics.

If you treat the original trilogy like a family, then they would all be siblings, born of the same parents; Byron Kennedy (RIP) & George Miller. Fury Road then, feels more like a step brother. Related, but different from the rest.

For the younger generation, or just those that have never seen the other three, this new entry, will either introduce them to the original trilogy, or end up being just another action flick.

I personally will find it very hard not to stamp my biased opinion on this review, being that the first movie from (1979) is one of my all time favourites. I find Fury Road, without heart. And to me, that was always my connection with the central character 'Max'. Even when he is the burnt out shell of a man, in Road Warrior.

Mel Gibson just seemed to own that character. Every little nuance of expression, and he sells it so naturally. The chaotic pace of Fury Road, like a trailer to a modern video game, never gives Hardy the chance to really take over the role and do it justice. Instead we are mainly treated to grunts and scowls.

To me, the movie as a whole, is typical of what Hollywood are dishing out. It seems to cater for the below average attention span.

Its popcorn fodder, with plenty of crash, bang, wallops! But no substance, and hardly an excuse to even call this a 'Mad Max' movie. Instead, it should be re-named; 'Furiosa', the name of Charlize Theron's character.
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V/H/S (2012)
8/10
suspension of disbelief
31 August 2012
I can understand if you do not like the so-called 'found footage' films, for example; Blair Witch and Cloverfield. I must admit, some of them work, some of them don't. Cloverfield worked for me, but only on the big screen in a cinema. Blair Witch worked for me, but only on a small PC monitor. Some things work better depending on the way you view these things, but also, what works with one person, will not work with another, everybody is different.

With that out of the way, let me honestly try to convince you that my small review on this film is mainly based on its merits, and not just what I enjoy personally.

I think the credit is due to the effort that went behind making this film, because even though each of the video tapes the guys find and watch are very strange and hard to swallow, they have genuinely tried hard to convey a sense of realism.

But it also helps if the viewer made a little effort, and suspended your disbelief in order to get into the film. Some people can do this easier than others. If your a horror fan, this will entertain at the very least. Each of the five found tapes start off innocently enough like home movies, but each one reveals shocking footage of something strange or unravels into a horrifying ordeal. It reminded me of 'Tales of the unexpected' or 'The Twilight Zone' but with the use of a hand-held camera instead.

Again, it'll either work for you or it wont. But the makers of this film tried hard and kudos to them. The effects were great, the acting was as expected, just as in any 'found footage', if its going to convey realism, its NOT going to have Oscar worthy acting, don't forget these are meant to be 'real' people. And the stories behind each tape were all entertaining.

In the end then, before you watch it, heres some top tips; Turn the lights out. Keep telling yourself that what you are watching is 'real'. Open your mind. And enjoy.
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Neon Knight
13 August 2011
Joel Schumacher will forever be quoted as the man who nearly killed off Batman. I understand and agree with such statements, but Im not here to blabber on about the reasons why. All you have to do is read everybody else's opinion. No, here I am, trying to maybe shed a positive light on the film. I think that, in the future, maybe 20 or 30 years from now, Batman & Robin will be appreciated for what it is. Is it camp, silly, over the top, cheesy, and crass? Hell yeah! But just maybe, at some point in the future, this film will be seen as a classic, when maybe the film industry goes through a trend of movies that are of the same calibre. When films wont be taking themselves as seriously, even compared to todays parodies, and everything in 30 years time will be trashy and stupid, dumb and sugar coated, more so than todays guff. When the popular consensus is that Batman Begins was 'too serious' and 'Boring'. Sure, it'll be a stupid decade if this is to be the case, a bit like how people are portrayed in Back to the future part 2, but even still, this film will be loved by another generation, one that, by todays current trends and opinions, seem a bit retarded and unappreciative of what is considered a good film today.

This thought might make people laugh, or hurl. But who knows what will be considered 'cool' in 30 years time? When the streets of tomorrow are filled with horrible neon lights and repetitive blips and beeps echo down every alley, when nobody really cares about real issues any more and drinking energy drinks every day for breakfast is considered healthy. We are nearly there now....
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2/10
The Day Romero Died.
26 February 2010
I know people who do like 'Diary of the dead', about two people actually.

Unfortunately, it seems Romero has succumbed to greed, vanity and simply going soft in his old age. A bit like other famous directors, George Lucas ruined Star Wars, Spielberg milked Indiana Jones with the crystal skull. In my opinion, and I am trying to be as impartial as possible here criticising this film, this film is lousy, lazy and lame. First off, its meant to look like the whole thing was captured on a digital camcorder, but they fail to even convince us off this. The film 'REC' pulled this trick off well, so why couldn't Romero? The actors are hammy, even compared to Romero's first two films, and annoying.

'Land of the dead' was a great comeback for Romero, despite what some might say about 'over-production' etc. I think 'Land of' should of been Romero's last shot at glory. With that film, he came back and reminded everyone that he is still the master of his own craft. The story was great, the effects looked incredible and it even starred some famous faces that wasn't put into the film for sales affect or limelight hogging!

Now as you can imagine, after his new found glory and new found money, Romero got greedy and probably boosted his ego after being on hiatus for so long, therefore he fell into this trap and decided to listen the 'youth' of today and milk the zombie genre all in his name.

'Diary of' doesn't just milk the Romero name, but lowers his own standards, and the film was released straight to DVD, now that to me says it all. Romero films are cinema films, epic and memorable.

He respectably had a film for every decade; 'Night of..' for the 60's, 'Dawn of..' for the 70's, 'Day of..' for the 80's and then 'Land of..' for the 00's.

Im sure theirs some gore hounds out there who will find some enjoyment out of this, in a very shallow thoughtless kinda way. But for you who hold Romero up in a respectful light for slow craft of the zombie genre, you will find this a total let down.
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Halloween II (2009)
7/10
Horror Fans should give it a chance.
8 January 2010
Warning: Spoilers
The first time I tried to watch Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween, I turned it off about 30 minutes into it. Its always very testy ground trying to enjoy someone else's version of a film you hold so dear as a testament to its genre, especially in an industry full of remakes!

So when a sequel was made by the same guy, I dismissed it as another cash-in like most sequels, even worse, sequels of remakes.

However, as time passed, I guess I've learnt to be a little bit more forgiving. It is inevitable that at some point, films you love are going to be remade. Unfortunately, some of them hold no justification for its existence, as they give no further insight into the subject, or at least give an entertaining and different approach with a steady eye.

So I watched Rob Zombie's Halloween again. We have to put aside the original version to enjoy this. The original Michael Myers was more mysterious, almost ghostly in his presence, and Dr. Loomis encouraged this feel by the way he acted. In the new version, they wanted to give a fresh angle, more brutal, more insight into WHY Michael Myers is a killer, and the new Dr. Loomis is very different, intelligent, but devious, cowardly yet desires attention.

Not forgetting that Rob Zombie has a penchant for white trash hillbilly inbred types, he flesh's out his own vision of the Myers family to give justification for Michael Myers. He doesn't want the mask Michael wears to be an excuse for hidden identity like the original, it is now mearly a symbol Michael chooses to use, and of course sets him apart, we identify him with the mask, but we also know who and where he comes from.

I can understand why people did not like this approach compared to the mystery of the original, disregarding the many sequels and the ridiculous plots. Halloween II starts where the first left off, Michael's body disappears, and 2 years then pass to show us how the victims are coping in everyday life. I've read people complain about Laurie Strode in this film, and how annoying she is. I didn't find her to be that bad. Also people didn't like the dream sequences Michael keeps having of his mother at every turn. But Zombie is trying to show us that Michael is haunted by his mother, and this signifies his mental instability as well.

Its a brutal vision of Michael Myers, the deaths are quite horrific and the film rounds the story off in a satisfying end that makes you think but also you know that another sequel wont happen, at least not by the same person. Watch the film with an open mind, forget the original, and enjoy the violence for all its worth.
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The Box (I) (2009)
8/10
If you like The Twilight Zone.
1 January 2010
I'm not gonna rant on about this movie. Based on a novel and was first filmed as an episode of the Twilight Zone. The film is set in the 1970's, but it has more of a 1950's feel to it, with all the conspiracies of aliens and government cover ups. Frank Langella is on top form here, and Cameron Diaz is too. My only complain is, I went to watch it at the cinema, and its much more of a sit back at home in your favourite armchair on a Sunday night kind of film. To summarise, the film is a slow burner, but I'm not saying it starts off boring, it doesn't, but there are times when the pace slows down to a crawl, however the film pays off at the end.
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