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6/10
People just don't get it.
9 December 2022
I just watched Megan is Missing finally and I do not understand the level of hate this movie gets. Going to talk about it. Short answer: It's not for everyone but no horror is. But it does have a very underappreciated place in horror.

Exploitation films are films designed to make you feel bad and somewhat mock the genre they exist within. Even movies that are incredibly bleak (like this) tend to tell their story in an entertaining way. They still have a perspective and a purpose.

This movie doesn't.

It's fascinating in how that is portrayed. Found footage films, despite their nature, still always feel like a director's hand is involved. They're still guiding you through the story they want to tell in a specific way. Megan is Missing doesn't do that. A lot like the August Underground series, which is also grossly underappreciated, or the Slaughtered Vomit Dolls series..it's not trying to tell you a story necessarily. It's presenting a story to you in a very dry, perspectiveless, factual way. If this were real and you were someone forced to comb through actual footage, it would be like this. Not neatly spliced together like a traditional film but instead just be a series of plain events that on their own are honestly boring. But together it paints a much grimmer, bleaker, realistic picture for you because it doesn't tell you to feel any one way. A horror movie that doesn't force your hand to root for the villain or the victim. It just exists. This movie gets shot down a lot by people saying it's hollow and it's disturbing for the sake of being disturbing. You are 100% correct. It is. It's designed to be. This is a subgenre horror and the exploitation subgenre of horror particularly that is told in this way. It's also a time capsule of this era of history. I know people joke "internet bad" when talking about this movie but think about the nature of the internet in the mid 2000s to 2010. This movie takes place in 2007 and as someone who was on the internet in 2007..yea..this really mirrors what high schoolers can be exposed to online in that era of the internet. You have to understand this story in the context of that time which just adds to a sense of realism.

Now, would I recommend this movie? No. Unless you're like me and you happen to enjoy this kind of film making for the sake of it, then sure. But I won't call a genius film. You can have a disturbing and bleak slice-of-life kind of story and still have a traditionally entertaining story (A Serbian Film, Unfriended, Raise the Red Lantern, and Eden lake are all wonderful examples of this). But if you happen to enjoy August Underground or Slaughtered Vomit Dolls in terms of that story telling style, this is may be worth it for you. It's not gorey like those two it's more "baby's first introduction to this kind of film making" but it's a valid entry on that list. It could have been more impactful in a short story format but..only in the long format can you have 10 minutes of a guy digging a hole uninterrupted. That is part of the impact of the film. It's dry and mundane. Real life is far more horrific than story based horror. Megan is Missing is a prime example of that.
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1/10
I don't give one star lightly.
7 October 2022
This wasn't in my watchlist, wasn't on my radar, nothing. I watched it because I was hand sewing and didn't want to leave my computer desk so just decided to let Netflix pick something next randomly and it chose this. Fun little story in the first half. But by the second half...I almost stopped watching it. It WAS on track to be a fun little revenge story but then it kind of needlessly jumped off the deep end without ANY purpose. The SA and theming was entirely unncessary in the story and just in bad taste. You can use these themes with purpose (A Serbian Film, Humanoids from the Deep, Slumber Party Massacre, Hard Candy, etc.) But this? This lacked purpose. This just wanted to be shock value and it failed even at that. Using themes to disgust your audience can be a GREAT story telling device but that's not why it was here. It's such a shame because it really was going in a fun direction in the first half and could have been such a great eye for an eye revenge story. It still was a revenge story but..far less compelling in the way in played out. Instead the second half ruins the entire experience. It fails as a revenge story, it fails as a whodunit, it fails at horror. I know what it was *trying* to do but when a movie advertises itself as being "twisty" you know it's already lost its own intent. This was just another sad, slopped together tail of childhood revenge. We've seen this over and over and over and over and over and over and never done well. It's like it's impossible to tell this kind of a story without falling back on these distasteful pitfalls of storytelling. Try genuinely telling a good story instead of using SA your fuel to making girls bad***. It gets tired. We're worth more than that. We're not your plot device. It was old in I Spite on Your Gave and it's old now.
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Hello My Love (2009)
6/10
It's about people who fell in love, and lost love. And that's it.
18 February 2017
Warning: Spoilers
This is how you can make a story without queer-pandering, showing a positive homosexual representation in 4 different incarnations during your story, and still anger the BL fandom who has their heads so far in the clouds they'll call YoI the second coming and this movie a travesty. This movie is not trying to fulfill your fantasies for a gay couple. We have gay couples in this, and this isn't the magical woman coming along and turning gay people straight like I've seen others claim it is. The only reason our endgame main relationship is heterosexual is because they've been together so long. And even that relationship does not last. It's not about gender. Everyone who dislikes this movie criticizes the ending for out main male love interest not choosing his male lover. But it's not that the movie is shying away from the subject of homosexuality like I too often see in content like this, rather, it shows it very clearly in others and in the dynamic between our main love interest and his love interest. Nothing to do with lady bits winning the day. When you dehumanize your characters solely to their gender to fulfill your own agenda and fantasies, you're not really giving queer representation. This movie didn't end the way you wanted it to but it's NOT a bad representation of the LGBTQIA+ community or how it is received by Korean society. The problem isn't the movie, it's you. This is a story about two people who fall in love with the same person. Notice how I didn't mention gender in this? Because gender doesn't play a role in the key point of the story aside from tackling the subject of how Korean society approaches it. But the story doesn't demonize homosexuality AT ALL. To me, this is far more brilliant than giving us the m/m endgame relationship we "wanted". If this was a cop out story where it skirts around the subject and avoids the gay relationship entirely you'd have a point. But that's not what this is. This is a story about people first and foremost. THAT is some of the best LGBTQIA+ representation I've seen. It's not fulfilling an agenda, it doesn't have a quota it has to meet, it's not trying to give you your gay fantasies. It's about people who fell in love, and lost love. And that's it.
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