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ApeStarfighter
This is the story of the Jolly Ape [coolmonkey]
About me:
' Once again, you think it's all about you.
' There she goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
' I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet.
' You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.
' She's not insane, she's just peculiar.
' I hate it when they talk during the movie.
' Morbid much.
' Be myself? I've been myself for eighteen years and it hasn't worked.
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About growing-up: [explode]
' So, what's your diag-nonsense?
' I don't like parents.
' Oh fuck the future! [fight2]
' I feel like a defective typewriter.
' If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
' I don't know what's happening to me. I seemed to be unraveling.
' Why is everything wrong?
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Sometimes I�m a bit restless:
' What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.
' I am not staying here. Are you out of your mind?
' I'm dying in this town.
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My obsessions:
Snow
' Correcto. Ice and snow, no Eskimo.
' In this universe there is only one absolute. Everything freezes [frozen]
[love1] Johnny Depp
' That's not a man. That is a God.
' Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
' Can I wipe your forehead?
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Philosophy:
' Every creature on this earth dies alone
' I usually say, "Fuck the truth," but mostly, the truth fucks you.
' Don't let me fall into nothingness. I won't be happy there.
' We're all on death's door repeatedly ringing the doorbell, like maniacal girl scouts trying to make quota.
' I knew it. I knew it. Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know.
' You have too much to think about.
' Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
' Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
' Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.
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Ideologies:
' Power to the people! And punish bad cinema!
' Let�s face it we�re trapped in a pink colored ghetto.
' Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
' You believe you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you
' Casualties. It just sounds so... casual.
' Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
' I'm not taking any of her crap, that's all, I'll take no crap from nobody.
Goodbye,
Remember me when you shave your legs.
By the way MoosQ thinks that I look like a female version of http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000154/(in Braveheart)
Reviews
Being John Malkovich (1999)
A script worthy of Ed Wood
The script by Kaufman is very good and is full of imagination and creativity. If Ed Wood would have done "good" movies this is what they would have looked like.
It feels like something out of a very twisted dream and isn't the standard Hollywood comedy. Even thought it is at times very dark it's extremely funny all the time. It's nice to see a Hollywood comedy that's not afraid of being dark and that skips the usual stereotypes.
The acting is as well very good, especially John Cusack as the unemployed puppet master. And I loved the bald Charlie Sheen.
A must see movie!
Cinemania (2002)
I want to move to NY!
This is one of the best documentaries I've ever seen. A rather interesting picture of the cineast of New York. We follow a couple of movie freaks in NY and get to know their every day life and their feelings toward themselves and the movies. In one way this movie makes me want to become obbsessive-compulsive. Long live the cinema!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
There is no doubt about it, this is...
The one and only. The musical with a capital M. Tim Curry and Susan Sarandon does their best roles ever in this lovely twisted musicalic parody of the old american Horror and B-movies. The young couple Brad and Janet seeks comfort at the old castle when they are suprised by a sudden storm. At the castle they meet Riff-Raff a handyman, Magenta a domestic and Columbia a ? special character. And of course Dr. Frank N'Furter a nutty professor with serious Frankenstein complex. You are drawn into an enthralling and scaring adventure with musical acts that will forever belong to the cinematic history. After this movie there will be no doubt about who's your favorite actor. Tim Curry FOREVER!