Reviews

I never played the game since I am a proud PCMASTERRACE gamer and not a console gamer, but the adaptation and the way they made this show is really spot on and really captures the universe.

They removed some features of gameplay which in the movies would be annoying and maybe a little illogical, like the gas masks to protect from spores (which then they would just instantly remove the second they left a "spore infected" area even tho you could still see particles of spores in the air) and overall I think it's very fun to watch and interesting. The main actor, I loved him since appearing in the Mentalist and always figured he might become a big actor. The female girl actor tho ... ouch. As much as she was amazing and showed character when younger and in GoT, she's obnoxious and annoying at every step in this show. Even her face expressions which is what's mainly wrong with her, are more cringe than "lovely fun teenager with an attitude". She's just NOT ELLIE. Which is very sad since she's talented and the show is really great, guess we're stuck with her unless we fast forward at one point and she's older.

There are actual good movies of this genre, which is zombies with tons of comedy and non-serious stupidity with 0 logic. And some of them I would rate as high as 9, like Shaun of the Dead or whatever it was called. But this? This is like Sharknado and a kid with a storyline that wants to include zombies.

It's iconic, just like a lot of other horrible movies, but it's a 3 at most if you are drunk or mentally challenged, so I assume someone made a meme about it, some big youtuber wrote a funny review and all his fans are just giving it 10s. Which compared to the few people that actually took the time to watch it for more than 5 minutes and then actually could endure coming online to rate it, I doubt it would be as many as there are recorded here.

It's so bad, I didn't even know the name, I just recognized the girl with the m4 as a leg.

Like the over dramatization of the previous Poirot movie, they made this into more of a racial and lesbian "modern" issue, rather than the genius of how good the original is or the original TV show representation.

Watch the old TV show, that actor is 1000 times a better Poirot and also looked and acted smarter.

This is a horrible representation that makes Poirot look bad and also a horrible over-dramatization just like the Orient Express. Pure garbage as someone who read the books as a child and watched the entire TV show 5 times. The only extra star the movie gets is because it's a Poirot movie.

Same as the Affleck movies, but this time without any reason to do so.

I get that in those movies, he was more upset and he fought Superman so he had to get stronger, in this movie, straight from the first fight, he walks in like he's a tank, rather than a stealth ninja with super strength. Which is NOT BATMAN. Even in the video games, where he's a huge buffed man, he still uses stealth. Here he just steps out WHILE MAKING NOISE ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE OF THE SHADOWS and then he fights them all, poorly and even manages to get shot at.

Also many people may have gated the Christian Bale voice, personally I thought and still think it's genius. Anyone that met Bruce Wayne in real life and then Batman (who again just walks around and doesn't fly or jump or hide or even scare cops at all) who is using his real voice, would know in 3 seconds that Batman is Bruce Wayne.

I will continue watching the entire movie, but this is clearly not a 8/10 either people are stupid or a lot of kids saw this movie and thought omg so kewl!

At most, I would give it a 5 if it has a good story and plot but besides that, it just uses the name of Batman to attract audience, it's not a Batman movie at all. It's an edgy teenager goth Batman without the league of assassin's training.

This series looks even older than the Poirot one, because of the deep Bri'ish language used and poor stories.

Even tho I am a huge fan of Agatha, I never really enjoyed the Marple character and her stories, when Poirot makes a discovery it's usually very interesting and well explained in a few words, Marple seems to take days to explain properly and it's never mind blowing or interesting. This remains true in the TV show apparently, I fell asleep mainly because it was boring and poorly illustrated, the language is also horrible and it's hard to pinpoint characters at first.

Marple is obnoxious and hard to understand even tho Poirot is the one with the French(actually Belgian) accent he speaks clearly and slow most of the time, meanwhile Marple goes full Bri'ish language mate.

The Poirot series, even tho it started earlier and is "older" has much higher quality and his character was always better and the actor playing him brought him to life perfectly.

How many times do we need to tell Hollywood we don't care about their super liberal bias and political views?

I doubt they meant it as a parody but I feel like when Peralta says he's part of the problem after literally helping do the right thing (again) it's exactly what's wrong with the idiots that claim they are right. No matter what you do, you are a villain and the criminals or people who refuse to comply with a simple search or in Floyd's case a WARRANTED ARREST are the good guys.

I would love to see Hollywood live in the hood with thugs and bad guys with no cops. But instead they lock the gates to their world and keep those bad guys away, while hiring cops or bodyguards to make sure they never interact with those people.

Same way at award ceremonies they make sure nobody is there to touch them or harass them, since they are superior to normal people.

Pathetic. Just like this episode. I'm disappointed Terry chose to partake in something like this.

While I usually dislike these movies and always find something to really hate about them, this one did a very good job.

It's not so happy and fun and "fantasy" like most of his movies. The only complaint is that he started to miss bullets once he used an automatic gun, regardless that it's a very bad automatic gun, he failed to think or aim.

Maybe it was on purpose.

This is why we have Stalker games.

Good show. Review is too short, as if you need to say more about something historical that happened so recent.

When you run out of money and ideas, so instead of making a season or 2 hours long episode about Friends in the future and how they turned out, you make this and overhype it 100 times in order to make money for a huge streaming platform.

Also this show and these actors are living proof that there is no "patriarchy" since 2 of the female actors (obviously Pheobe was a horrible actress to begin with) are a lot more successful than the men, after this show. And Rachel wasn't that awesome of a character/actress to deserve the fame she made for herself afterwards.

I mean I do not get how this garbage of a movie is so "high rated" and they got a nomination for the best on-screen couple or whatnot.

This is deplorable. I kept waiting for an hour and 20 minutes to see the guy change or even admit something's wrong. Now don't get me wrong, most romantic movies get me puking or rolling my eyes 10 times about how predictable it is. I hate the new wave of feminazi and I usually side with the guy who did one small thing while the woman can always do 100 bad things and it's somehow fine. I hate it. That being said, this movie can only have a happy ending and I don't think there will be one, if they break up and find someone more suited to them or at least someone that gives a damn and actually tries with her AND he finds someone who either doesn't care and they live in a cave or is good in bed and they do lots of that.

In my personal opinion this is what's wrong with most couples nowadays, one side doesn't care at all and takes it all for granted. Secondly the writer is mentally disturbed and had a girlfriend like this and somehow he still thinks HE WAS RIGHT so he made a movie about it OR he's now alone and pathetic and made a movie romanticizing how things would've worked out if HE DID NOTHING DIFFERENT BUT THE WOMAN STILL ACCEPTED HIM AND TOOK HIM BACK (like so many couples nowadays do).

Also I like the actor but his role and character, is just pathetic. It's so narcissistic and stupid that the writer of this movie thinks he's right and he's a "catch" and he's "funny" and also this really pissed me off, he's a GAMER. He's not a gamer and he's not a cool guy. Gamers aren't like this. The "new wave" of loser gamers that pick up "gaming" and play generic games all the time aren't gamers. Gaming is just more fun and better done nowadays so even the masses of people that can't even turn on a computer, are gaming nowadays.

Anyway, if you are a "cool" "funny" guy with 2 friends, one of which likes your ex better, then this is the movie for you. This will make you feel better and call your ex bad for not doing all the work on her own while you changed nothing and took her for granted.

I don't wanna keep ranting but ffs, we had "romantic" movies with SJP and she looks like a horse. And the guy bent over backwards and did everything to have her cause she was so SPECIAL. And in this movie with an actual cute actress and she tries to do the right thing ... I am pretty sure they will end up together even tho they are horrible and not meant for each other at all. That's not a spoiler, it's a romantic comedy ... DUH. Also haven't seen the end yet but doubt it will change my mind.

While the entire idea is cool and the movie is cool, there is so much stupid stuff in this movie. And they always seem to chose the dumbest people for the job of "superhero".

Then again if the guy getting the upgrade was smart, he would probably become a villain, and then the villain gets stopped by a mediocre idiot like this "superhero" which is unrealistic and boring but makes every average Joe feel good about themselves.

There are many times where the guy or STEM should've just done super smart things like "hey use all your power to make my legs move only" or "write this stuff on my hand yourself cause you would do it faster". Also a super smart state of the art chip and the mind that created it, can't shut you down instantly the second you leave home or do something stupid? Please.

A lot of wasted potential so that average Joes feel good about themselves. The only reason it gets a 2 and not a 1 is that the idea itself is cool.

Besides the Eugene story, everything in this last part of the season was boring and useless to show. Even tho I don't mind seeing how life goes on without any fighting, the stories and "struggles" they invented to make the last few episodes were over the top stupid.

Then we get this episode that's so amazing I am actually mad. Mad that this was so short and didn't dove deeper into the story. We want more, we need more. And I pray the writers aren't going to do the same they did with the Governor, tho Negan has a lot more depth and character, he won't just go back.

Hopefully we get more stuff like this that ties up everything but hopefully not as rushed as this was. And hopefully they don't need to invent a lot more enemies and disadvantages like the loss of their guns (somehow) just to sell us garbage.

I would assume like most political pressure for people who failed poorly and lied or messed up their job, to be fired or quit. But apparently this doesn't extend to the media where literally you can lie for years, be proven wrong and still hold an award for your lies.

I finally figured it out towards the end of the movie, what this crap is. It's a streamer, playing with his fans. Most of them just do it to be live on his broadcast, all of them don't want to really hurt the streamer, they are all his biggest fans, they most likely could beat the streamer but it would make him look bad.

Literally the entire movie, no real spoilers cause there is nothing to spoil. Basically they don't wanna kill him, they wanna die by his hand, they love him and idolize him. So just go to twitch and watch any big streamer play games. Shroud is one of the best examples, he has 20 kills, 10 of which at least are naked fans that just jump out and let Shroud kill them. Only in this case, it's 20 out of 20.

Stay away from the movie if you want a serious and good movie or at least a decent cool calculated one like the first Wick movie. If you just want action and brainless fighting, go ahead. Also 7.7 hell no. 5/10 at most but I detest this illogical crap with plot armor, so 3/10 for me.

You know the world has gone to hell when even Family guy becomes far leftist propaganda. I mean the simple fact that they show Trudeau as a good guy and a good president, is enough to make half the world puke.

Maybe it's time to retire Family guy and maybe erase this last season from history. We can pretend it never happened just like that one season of Scrubs.

The only thing I managed to laugh at in this movie, is the bad jokes and the way they try so hard. But if you try to look at this game as a serious movie or a real comedy it's more like a parody and there are far better ones.

If you like cartoon comedy and movies where the imbecile main character wins or is liked by a super young cute woman, again, there are better older movies that have the excuse of being very old so you can appreciate the humor without having to cringe at every scene.

Transitions from super quiet scenes to super loud (music) ones, makes this movie not recommended for watching home at night. Or at all.

"1990 called, it wants it's jokes back"