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Oliver! (1968)
Based on the play, loosely based on the book.
27 November 2003
Where are the songs "My Name" and "That's Your Funeral"? Those were some of the best ones in the musical and the movie version left them out. But enough of my complaining. Here we go.

OLIVER TWIST-A young and idealistic orphan who seems to find trouble at every bend. He seems to be a bit naive though. Isn't it obvious that Fagin doesn't run a laundry?

THE ARTFUL DODGER-A charismatic young boy who likes bright clothes. Working for the thief Fagin, he's become the best pickpocket the old man has. Becomes Oliver's mentor.

FAGIN-An elderly criminal who has trained a group of boys to pickpocket for him in exchange for food and shelter. Although he seems caring and sentimental at times, the crook would abandon his crew if the need arose.

NANCY-A prostitute who works at a bar, she's madly in love with the murderer Bill Sykes. Occasionally working with Fagin, she takes a liking to young Oliver.

BILL SYKES-Or Sikes, if you like the book's spelling. He's a murderer with a sadistic streak. Despite all the pain he's caused her, Nancy can't bring herself to leave him.

MR. BUMBLE-The cruel and bumbling beadle of the workhouse where Oliver spends his first nine years. He later marries the Widow Corney solely for her money, and regrets the decision later. He's out to make his life easier and other lives worse at any cost. He even sells Oliver away.

MR. BROWNLOW-A kindly old gentleman who takes Oliver in after the latter is wrongly accused of picking the former's pocket. He later notices the resemblance between his daughter Agnes and young Oliver....hmmmm.....

MR. SOWERBERRY-The morbid and proud of it undertaker that buys Oliver from the workhouse for 5 pounds. He's intimidated by Mrs. Sowerberry, who wears the pants in the family. He has a bigger role in the theatre version than in the movie version.

NOAH CLAYPOLE-The bully undertaker's apprentice who bullies Oliver, finally going too far when he insults the orphan's dead mother. He later joins Fagin's gang.

DR. GRIMWIG-AN old friend of Mr. Brownlow's, he inspects Oliver after the young boy's arrival at Mr. Brownlow's house. He doesn't trust Oliver, and continually promises to eat his own head. He is a very bad doctor.
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The staff, the students, and what makes them tick.
10 November 2003
Note: This is copied word for word out of the script for the play published by the Dramatic Publishing Company.

SYLVIA BARRETT: She is a very sensitive and attractive teacher teaching her first class. She cares deeply about her profession, but has a wonderful sense of the absurd which is one way she clings on to her sanity. She has a resilient enthusiasm, a genuine concern for her students, and ultimately great strength.

PAUL BARRINGER: He is a very handsome English teacher and accordingly much admired. In a sense his refuge is in being an unpublished writer, apparently poised to flee the school the moment his writing is published. His fear of involvement makes him appear insensitive.

BEATRICE SHACHTER: She's a little older than Sylvia and much more experienced. In spite of having "been through the mill," she retains a great zest for both teaching and life. She is a natural "befriender" and can't resist helping Sylvia in every way she can.

J. J. MCHABE: "Administrative Assistant" is his title, but he's the disciplinary force that holds the school together. His manner is strong, sometimes angry, and at times he would be considered a would-be dictator. That would be an unfair judgment however, as he goes about his job with a blazing determination.

JOE FERONE: He's a hostile, handsome young man with a high I.Q. but failing almost every class. He's been hit hard by the world outside, so hard that he protects himself by expecting the worst out of every situation.
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Song is good.
20 September 2003
The song that Jack and Algy sing is the best (only good) part of the movie. That is, if you're sober and watching this movie. I'm fully convinced that Judi Dench should be shot for doing Bracknell so poorly. Colin Firth, however, was a single bright star among other dead ones.
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it's alright.. - SPOILERS.
1 September 2003
Warning: Spoilers
Kou is an obvious ripoff of Amuro Ray, as they share the same characteristic of being socially awkward but good with machines. Anavel Gato is obviously the better pilot, but why did he kill himself so that Kou, the ripoff idiot, could live? Gato's GPO2A was one of the best Gundams I've seen in recent Gundam series. Cima's death was unnecessary, although I didn't like her.

As for the Uraki-Purpleton romance, it was nice, but unoriginal. The defining moment in the series was when the La Vie En Rose commander was shot and killed. That was tragic.
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Mobile Suit Gundam (1979–1980)
Characters that shape the One Year War
1 September 2003
AMURO RAY-A socially awkward teenaged boy that's good with machines. His father designed the Gundam, which Amuro pilots for the Federation once he becomes a member of The White Base. Turns out to be a new kind of human known as a Newtype.

CHAR AZNABLE-The masked and enigmatic piloting ace for the Principality/Duchy of Zeon. Known as The Red Comet, his mobile suits are always custom made with a red color. Also a Newtype, he will become Amuro's rival.

BRIGHT NOA-The highest ranking survivor of the remaining crew of the White Base after it is attacked. A strict person, he simply cares about the people serving under him. He shows a natural aptitude for command.

SODO DEGWIN ZABI-Patriarch of the Zabi family who rules over the Zeon forces.

FRAU BOW-Amuro's neighbor and wannabe girlfriend. She takes over as communications officer for the White Base in the later series.

KAI SHIDEN-A cynical pilot for the White Base. Often viewed as a coward.

HAYATO KOBAYASHI-Amuro's wannabe rival, a short and spunky kid. Pilot for the White Base.

MIRAI YASHIMA-Amateur pilot, she serves in this capacity for the White Base.

SAYLA MASS-First communications officer, then pilot searching for her long lost brother believed to be an ace pilot.

RYU JOSE-A large and gregarious man who serves as piloting instructor for the younger pilots onboard White Base.

LALAH SUNE-A Newtype who is used by the Zeon forces for warfare. She begins a relationship with both Char, her commanding officer, and Amuro, whom she meets by chance.
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Got Me Out of The Couch.
11 August 2003
I have to admit that I didn't have high hopes for Pirates of the Caribbean. Orlando Bloom speaks in a flat monotone voice, I had no idea of who Keira Knightly was, and I hadn't heard a peep out of Johnny Depp or Geoffrey Rush for ages. Besides, wasn't I too old for Disney movies anyway? After the poor special effects job I saw on Ang Lee's `The Hulk', I was wondering how the people at Disney could pull off pirate skeletons. What I expected and what I got were two very different things. Cursed undead pirates led by Captain Barbossa (Rush) kidnap the aristocratic Elizabeth Swann (Knightly) in hopes of removing the curse that turns them into walking skeletons by full moonlight. Her long-time admirer Will Turner (Bloom) sets out to rescue her with the help of wanted pirate Jack Sparrow (Depp). It's a conventional plot with conventional characters, and if I said any more, I'd ruin the whole story. Everybody played his or her roles very stereotypically. The person who single-handedly saved the show was Depp. Of course it looks like he's getting electric shocks to his face, and with all that makeup he might be an exotic dancer in the off-season, but Depp really got involved with his character, and it shows. He's always there to provide some hilarity to an otherwise dry movie. His dueling scenes with Bloom and Rush are easily among the best fighting sequences in the movie. (The rest of the fight scenes were pretty bad) Depp even had a handful of his teeth replaced by gold ones just to look the part. He had to take some out, or risk overacting.

Although he'd reportedly like to be in a movie that doesn't involve swords, Bloom is certainly good with them. It's a long jump from a blonde archer elf to a swashbuckling blacksmith-turned-pirate, but he excels at it. All the sword handling he used as Legolas certainly hasn't gone to waste. However, the big fluffy hat with a feather in it that he used wore in the last few scenes looked terrible on him. Disney took a big risk on this movie. This is the first movie made by Disney to get a rating higher than PG. By getting a PG-13 rating, they risked alienating the moviegoers who thought that this movie would be more kid-friendly. The title was even changed from `Pirates of the Caribbean' to `Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl' in hopes that there could be a sequel. This is also the first live-action movie made by Disney in a long time. It's obvious that Disney poured a lot of money into this project, and Disney and viewers certainly got what they paid for. But this movie does have its downsides. Bloom and Knightly couldn't make a less convincing couple if they had been in separate movies. The movie did stretch on just a little bit too long, and it's hard to create life-and-death situations with pirates who just can't die. Too much of the pirates' conduct is governed by a set of rules, which are more like guidelines anyway, as is pointed out several times in the movie. Captain Sparrow spends too much time in jail, and past events are hinted at too much. Despite the length of the movie and all the rest of its shortcomings, Pirates of the Caribbean has revived a genre I thought was long dead and buried. A genre I thought belonged only to yesteryear. That's all I have to say about that.
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LXG not for bookworms like me. *SPOILERS*
11 August 2003
Warning: Spoilers
Before we go on, there are spoilers in this review. A great many. Read along at your own risk.

In LXG, the fragile peace between European nations at the turn of the century are threatened by a villain calling himself the Phantom. When he strikes, nations respond by blaming one another. Desperate, the British government sends for hero-in-exile Allan Quartermain, who has secluded himself to Africa. At first unsuccessful in recruiting Quartermain, the adventurer changes his mind when the Phantom's henchmen ambush and eventually destroy his house.

Taken to Britain, Quartermain meets other members of the League. Namely, Captain Nemo (Neseeruddin Shah), an Invisible Man (Voice of Tony Curran) and the vampire Mina Harker (Peta Wilson). The audience is also introduced to the mysterious M, who has assembled the League (Richard Roxburgh)

Soon they recruit the immortal Dorian Gray (Stuart Townsend). We learn that Mina and Dorian may have had a romance in the past. Once again the Phantom's henchmen crash the party after one of the Phantom's guards fire on his own fellow minions. I must say that Stuart Townsend is absolutely captivating in this fight sequence. After all is said and done, the traitorous henchman steps out and introduces himself as American Special Agent Sawyer-Tom Sawyer (Shane West). Although the League is only supposed to consist of 6 people, Sawyer is admitted on Quartermain's say-so.

The League then goes to Paris, where they 'recruit' Edward Hyde/Henry Jekyll (Jason Flemyng).....They more like CAPTURE him. While Hyde is demanding, rude and rather beastly, Jekyll is meek, timid and very shy. He harbors a crush on Mina. Around the same time, the Phantom's master plot is revealed, he wants to blow Venice sky-high! Well, it's off to Venice.

En route, Quartermain gives Sawyer shooting lessons, and we learn more about Quartermain's history. He has buried two wives and a son. In this interlude from action, we see Quartermain and Sawyer develop a father-son relationship. Below deck on Nemo's submarine, the Nautilis, Jekyll discovers on of his elixirs that turns him into Hyde is missing. Since the Invisible Man is a thief by profession, everybody suspects him. Also, nobody has heard from him in a while.

In Venice, a big carnival is going on. It's up to the League to find the bombs hidden by the Phantom before they explode. One bomb explodes, and everything is thrown into confusion. Everybody hops into a car except for Jekyll, who is determined to never let Hyde out again. Eventually, everybody gets out but Sawyer, who shoots a flare before crashing the car. In the end, Venice is saved, but not without damage. Quartermain and and the Phantom face off, and it is revealed that M and the Phantom are one and the same.

Dorian is the first to get back to the ship. He proceeds to shoot Nemo's first mate, Ishmael, which reveals him, and not the Invisible Man as the traitor. Then, Dorian escapes with a sample of invisible skin, vampire blood and a bottle of Jekyll's elixir. The Invisible Man has snuck on board and telegraphs the League the whereabouts of the Phantom's HQ, snowy and cold as heck Mongolia. The Nautilis is attacked, but is saved from sinking by reluctant hero Jekyll/Hyde.

At the Phantom's HQ, the team splits up. Jekyll and Nemo go to free the prisoners and unwilling scientists who are forced to make the Phantom's weapons. Mina goes off to find and kill Dorian Gray. Quartermain and Sawyer are to find and kill the Phantom. While freeing prisoners, Hyde and Nemo come face-to-face with an imitation Hyde, who is bigger, uglier and stronger than the original. I mus comment and say that Nemo's ability with a sword is fully shown here, as he holds the monster at bay while Hyde recovers.

Dorian is preparing to leave when Mina shows up. After some banter, they inflict horrible and normally fatal wounds on each other. Since they're both immortal, this has no effect. Mina eventually pins Dorian to a wall and makes him look at his own portrait. It should be said that Dorian is an immortal because his portrait ages and not him. Once he glances at the portrait, Dorian shrivels away to bones, while his portrait regains its original beauty.

While chasing the Phantom, a man with a flamethrower and an imitation Invisible Man attack Sawyer. The original Invisible Man shows up and kills the impostor, but not before being burned badly. Sawyer takes care of flamethrower man.

Quartermain and the Phantom face off then. Long story short,

Phantom stabs Quartermain and escapes. Sawyer arrives. Quartermain tells Sawyer to use his rifle to shoot the escaping Phantom, who can be seen through the window. After taking his sweet time, Sawyer shoots the bad guy and Quartermain dies.

In Africa, everybody pays their last respects.

The ending left something to be desired. I'm okay with Quartermain's death, but the paying respects was not a good way to end. Townsend and Shah were the stars of the show.

There are a few things I'd like to point out here, although they have already been pointed out somewhere else. This movie will disgust people who expected the characters to act like their book counterparts. The LXG Dorian Gray was nothing like Wilde's Dorian Gray. Here we go. 1. Quartermain, Nemo, Jekyll/Hyde, Gray all died at the end of their books or series

2. At the end of 'Dracula', Mina is human again

3. The Nautilus is not 10 stories tall

4.Nemo didn't have a first mate called Ishmael

5. The canals of Venice are not going to admit something as big as the Nautilus

6. Considering that this takes place in 1899, and 'Tom Sawyer' takes place in mid 1800's, Tom Sawyer would be about 50 when this took place.

7. Cars weren't out in 1899. They were in production in France at the time.
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Pretty good.
5 August 2003
The Amuro-Char rivalry could not have ended better. I'm not going to say how, but the ending was totally satisfying. I also liked Bright Noa's predicament here. He's always been the flawless starship captain, and now he has to deal with his son Hathaway being underfoot. I'll leave the telling of the plot to somebody else. The ending theme, "Beyond the Time" was what got my attention the most. Wow.

The thing with this movie is that it suffers from Red Shirt Syndrome (RSS). Red Shirt Syndrome is when lots of extra characters are brought into a story and then killed off for no apparent reason other than adding to the tragedy/seriousness of the story. Red Shirt Syndrome is so named because on the original 'Star Trek', a crewmember would accompany Captain Kirk and crew down to the planet...and the red shirt wearing crewmember would be killed for no apparent reason.

Char seems to have gone through quite a bit of change in this movie. Compare this Char to the Char in the original series, and you'll see a difference. In this movie, Char begins to become like his father, Zeon Zum Deikun. He gives speeches and becomes a political figure...a change that started when he was going under the name Quattro Bagina in Zeta Gundam. On the other side, Amuro hasn't changed much. He's lost a bit of his idealism, but he's still the same Amuro. Basically.

I think that Quess and Hathaway would've made a charming couple. That's all I have to say about that.
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The Second Series....- SPOILERS
2 August 2003
Warning: Spoilers
The second series, with Ichiro and the others, is by far better than the original. Especially the end. This is a huge improvement over the first series. They scrapped all the characters except Jiro and the evil doctor (I can't remember the name), sent Jiro on a new adventure, gave him two brothers to fight with and ended it all in a big bloodbath. It's known that the evil doctor died, so did Ichiro and the other brother, but it's an open question as to whether Jiro survived....and that is just fine with me.

It's still not the best, but I think that if we judge this series alone, it would make a top twenty anime list.
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Kingdom Hearts (2002 Video Game)
Beautiful
1 August 2003
I did not have high hopes for this movie. I said that it could not be done and please RPG gamers like me, I said that this game would be a stain on the reputation of Squaresoft.

I was wrong.

This game is simply amazing. I loved seeing Aeris again, after she was killed in Final Fantasy 7. Disney characters and Final Fantasy characters compliment each other perfectly. The game plot, characters, animation and humor are perfect. If this entire game is not perfect, I have not a clue what is.

All gamers should play this game. It reignited my love for RPG's.
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One Promising Aspect...
1 July 2003
As a whole, this series would not make a list of top ten animes. It might make a list of top fifty....might. The animation is unique, but looks like Mickey Mouse stuff, the storyline is unoriginal, the battle scenes typical. The only interesting thing about this anime is Jiro's inner struggle. He is a robot, but since he is endowed with the Gemini System (artificial conscience), he is able to tell right from wrong. However, this system is badly damaged early on in the series and Jiro is constantly asking "Is this right? Is this what I'm supposed to do?" etc. etc...Also, Jiro has to deal with being a robot when he is surrounded by humans. Where he is hard and cold, the people around him, like Mitsko, are soft and warm. It's no mistake that the little boy told Jiro the story of Pinocchio, for they are much alike. Jiro has to deal with peoples fear of him, since he's different from them.

Aside from Jiro's inner conflicts, this series is unremarkable.
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Rurouni Kenshin (1996–1998)
Dramatical Persons
13 June 2003
KENSHIN HIMURA-Once a killer for the Imperialists, the "Hitokiri Battousai" gave up his killing at the end of the revolution. He is now a wanderer, and comes one day to Kaoru Kamiya's dojo, but old habits die hard, and a violent past will not stay quiet. Practicioner of the Hiten Mitsurugi style of martial arts.

SANOSUKE SAGARA-Also a former killer-for-hire, Sansosuke used to be part of a group of elite ninjas that were used and then killed by the Imperialists. He fights Kenshin, and then gives up his mercenary life and stays at the Dojo. Always in debt.

MEGUMI TAKANI-A woman forced to make deadly opium for a corrupt businessman, Megumi later becomes a doctor to atone for all the people she's killed with her opium.

KAORU KAMIYA-Assistant Teacher at the Kamiya Dojo. Practicioner of the Kamiya-Kashin style of martial arts. Called "Missy" by Sanosuke, she has a crush on Kenshin, although she'd never admit it.

YAHIKO-First student of Kaoru Kamiya, these two get constantly on each other's nerves. When he doesn't have an entire episode devoted to his character development, he often acts as comic relief.

HAJIME SAITO-Kenshin's rival during the Revolution, Saito pops up in the early Kyoto Arc, beats Sanosuke into a pulp and becomes Kenshin's rival and a main villain.
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Amazing movie
6 June 2003
Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau's performances as Felix and Oscar, respectively, were what made this movie excellent. I have been Felix in the play, and my performance was largely based on what I saw of Lemmon in the movie. A strong supporting cast also helped. An amazing movie, and I recommend everybody to go see it. Lemmon-Matthau went on to make other movies, including "The Odd Couple II"

Solid performances by everyone.
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The Movers and Shakers in the hospital.
5 June 2003
Before I start, let me say 2 things. 1. All names here are the original names, unchanged from the script that I have right here in my hand. It is Kay Sadler, not Mary Jo Sadler. In my Bye Bye Birdie cast list, it is not Rose DeLeon, but Rose Alvarez. 2. My opinions on Ken Harrison's argument shall not affect this cast list at all.

KEN HARRISON-A sculptor who is crippled from the neck down in a car accident. Seeing as how he can not use his hands, he sues the hospital for the right to die.

DR. MICHAEL EMERSON-A very professional doctor who has a God complex. Views himself as Ken's "father". He's quite opposed to letting Ken die, and will go to Hell and back to ensure that Ken doesn't.

DR. JOAN SCOTT-Emerson's underling, she sympathizes with Ken much more than Emerson does. During the course of the movie, she begins a relationship with Ken's lawyer.

HEAD NURSE ANDERSON-The nurse that oversees Kay Sadler in her training. She's developed a reputation as a cold-hearted person.

PHILLIP HILL-Ken Harrison's lawyer who represents him in his bid to die. He begins a romance with Joan Scott.

JOHN-Perverted orderly who will not stop flirting with Kay. The comic relief in the play, he agrees with Harrison.

DR. PAUL TRAVERS-Resident psychiatrist at the hospital where Ken is staying. He examines Ken and pronounces him legally sane to stand trial.

KAY SADLER-Nurse in training. She takes care of Ken's daily needs, but John won't stop flirting with her.

MRS. GILLIAN BOYLE-Medical social worker that is sent in to try and cheer Ken up. She remains relatively detached from her patients and is sickeningly optimistic.

DR KERSHAW-Phillip Hill's senior partner in his law firm. Examines Emerson at the hearing.

DR. BARR-Psychiatrist who examines Ken Harrison and also find him legally sane.

DR. EDEN-The hospital's lawyer. He also examines Harrison as well as Barr in the hearing.

JUSTICE MILHOUSE-The judge called in to decide Ken's fate. He emphasizes the idea that neither side of the argument is right or wrong, and that nobody is the bad or good guy.

Note to all potential performers of the play: If you find yourself having too many females or males, it has been decided that the following roles could be played by either male or female: Dr. Barr Dr. Eden Dr. Kershaw Dr. Travers Ms. Boyle (In extreme cases) Justice Milhouse (In extreme cases)
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Introducing the Characters of the Show
30 May 2003
Warning: Spoilers
***MILD SPOILERS*** YUSUKE URAMESHI-Juvenile Delinquent who died when he pushed a toddler out of the way of an oncoming car, taking the hit himself. Given a second chance at life, he becomes a Spirit Detective. Able to channel his spirit energy in the tip of his finger, and fire it off as a Spirit Gun.

KAZUMA KUWABARA-Yusuke's rival, and another juvenile delinquent. Driven by a strong sense of duty, honor and loyalty, he wants in on the action when he learns of Yusuke's new after-school job. Can form his spirit energy into a sword, eventually becoming so powerful it can slice through dimensional walls.

SUIICHI MINAMONO/YOUKO KURAMA-Basically referred to as Kurama, whether in his human or demon form. See, Kurama used to be a legendary bandit in the Spirit World, but he was one day seriously wounded and inhabited a human fetus to survive. This boy's name was Suiichi Minamono, planning to go back to the Spirit World ASAP, he became attached to his human mother and decided to stay human, for now. He employs various plants to battle, with effective results.

JAGANSHI HIEI-Owner of the Jagan Eye. Another demon, he is originally introduced along with Kurama and another demon as thieves. Hiei is very skilled with his katana and his fire-based demon powers.

GENKAI-An old martial arts master who eventually takes Yusuke as her student, Genkai trains herself vigorously, and her students even more so. Calls Yusuke 'dimwit'. She used to be a Spirit Detective, but later retired. She is drawn back into the business through her association with Yusuke.

KOENMA-The ruler of Spirit World, at least until his father returns. Often appears as a toddler, but he can also become a teenager at will. Sucks on a pacifier constantly, in both forms.

BOTAN-A rather cheerful Grim Reaper, she acts as Koenma's agent and courier into the Human World. Nonetheless, she is very strong-willed, employing various weapons and devices to help herself and her friends.

KEIKO YUKIMURA-Yusuke's wanna-be girlfriend, even though neither of them will admit it. She plays a large role in bringing Yusuke back to life, and later provides a good slap where needed.

YUKINA-Ice demon and resident healer. Kuwabara has a crush on her, and she is secretly Hiei's sister, although she doesn't know that and Hiei is forbidden from telling her. She is very shy and timid, and she loves animals. Yusuke, Kuwabara and Hiei rescue her from some captors who were exploiting one of her more unusual talents, her tears form crystals that can sell for unlimited amounts of money.
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10/10
Character List
26 May 2003
SHERIFF BART-A black sheriff put in a seemingly impossible situation makes the best of it.

JIM, THE WACO KID-A drunk who becomes Bart's best friend. Used to be 'the fastest gun in the world'

HEDLEY LAMARR-A scheming politician who only looks out for himself, and looks out for Lily von Shtupp.

LILI VON SHTUPP-An experienced hooker, she seduces everybody she comes in contact with, especially Bart and Hedley.

SHERIFF TAGGART-A dimwitted sheriff that serves as Hedley's right-hand man.

MONGO-A big brute with little brains, sent to destroy Bart, he instead befriends them.

Well, there it is, the major players that make up this amazing comedy.
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Dogma (1999)
Character List!!
24 May 2003
Here I am, master of character lists, dramatis personae and so on. Here we go.

BETHANY-AKA The Last Scion. A distant relative of Christ, she's entrusted with saving the world

RUFUS-The 13th Apostle. He was kept out of the Bible because he was black, and he was also stoned to death. Claims that Jesus owes him twelve dollars.

METATRON-Voice of God. If humans were to hear God's voice, they wouldn't be able to take it, and they'd die. So the duty falls to Metatron, who also serves as an advisor and cynic.

SERENDIPITY-A muse with writer's block. She was tired of getting no respect in Heaven, so she came down to Earth and became...a stripper.

JAY AND SILENT BOB-The comedic duo that provides the comic relief during serious times.

BAD GUYS

LOKI-A standoffish angel who was kicked out of Heaven for giving God the finger. Trying to get back into Heaven, and thus negate human existence, with Bartleby.

BARTLEBY-A much more reasonable angel, Bartleby was also kicked out of Heaven. He's the one that came up with the plan to reenter Heaven.

AZRAEL-The demon that views people as pawns to be used by him. To this extent, he uses Bartleby and Loki to further his own desires.
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Great Movie!
13 May 2003
Hayao Miyazaki has a reputation for making great Japanese animation movies, and this one is no exception. From the character's personalities to the animation to the dialogue, it shows the true depths of the character's personalities. For the English dub, the voices fit most of the characters, except for Billy Bob Thornton, who plays the comical evil monk Jiko. I loved this movie so much that in addition to the cast lists I character lists I usually do, I was motivated to write a review for this movie. I highly recommend this to anybody who is interested in Japanese animation.

Ashitaka (Billy Crudup) is struck with a curse from a demon boar, and as he tries to remove it, he is drawn into a war between the humans of Irontown, led by Lady Eboshi (Minnie Driver) and the animal gods of the forest, who want her to stop destroying the forest. Gillian Anderson, Jada Pinkett Smith and Claire Danes provide additional voices.
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A Dramatis Personae list
13 May 2003
Here we go

PRINCE ASHITAKA-Prince of a dying race, Ashitaka is cursed with a wound that will destroy first his soul and then his body. Trying to lift the curse, he is drawn into a war between gun-producing humans and vengeful animal gods.

SAN, THE PRINCESS MONONOKE-Raised by wolves, this human girl considers herself one. She holds a special hatred for Lady Eboshi of Irontown and for humans in general for destroying the forest she lives in.

LADY EBOSHI-Leader of Irontown, which makes guns. She is slowly destroying the forest to get her iron, and she tries to eliminate the animal gods and the Forest Spirit, as she sees them as nuisances. However, she is not all bad, as she freed women from brothels to come work for her, and she also employs lepers.

FOREST SPIRIT-This is the guardian of the forest, who transforms during the night into a transparent creature known as the Night Walker.

JIKO-A comically evil monk that wants the Forest Spirit's head for the Emperor of Japan. To gain his prize, he manipulates both Lady Ebosi and Ashitaka.

MORO-San's adoptive mother and a wolf god. She's the first to notice the romance between Ashitaka and San.

That's it for the major players. Next up for me is a cast list of Bye Bye Birdie!
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Bye Bye Birdie (1995 TV Movie)
Know the characters.
13 May 2003
I was actually in this play at my school. So here we go.

ALBERT J. PETERSON-Conrad Birdie's manager and the definition of a mama's boy. His reliance on his mama has stopped the relationship between him and Rose Alvarez from growing deeper. Concocts the scheme for Conrad's "One Last Kiss"

CONRAD BIRDIE-Rock star of the 50's. With a personality much like that of Elvis Presley, he has countless fans all over the USA. Conflicting reports have him born in Indochina and Virginia. He did not volunteer for the Army, but was drafted, and appealed three times.

ROSE ALVAREZ- Albert J. Peterson's on-again-off-again girlfriend and secretary. The real brains behind Albert's business, Almaelou music corporation. More American than Spanish.

KIM MACAFFEE-One of Conrad Birdie's countless fangirls. Recently began going steady with Hugo Peabody. She's been chosen to receive Conrad Birdie's final kiss before he goes into the Army.

MR. HARRY MACAFEE-Overprotective father or Kim MacAfee. Hates Conrad Birdie and loves Ed Sullivan. Typical 50's father.

MRS. DORIS MACAFEE-Wife of Harry and mother of Kim. Although she doesn't really like Conrad Birdie, she's still more open-minded about things than Harry.

"MAMA" MAE PETERSON-Domineering mother of Albert. Disapproves of Rose Alvarez. Albert will go any length to please his mama, and Mae manipulates his feelings to the fullest.

HUGO PEABODY-Boyfriend of Kim, he's understandably intimidated when Conrad comes to town. A bit of a neurotic, he seeks constant reassurance that Kim still loves him.
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Trigun (1998)
Another character list.
25 April 2003
Vash the Stampede: An outlaw with a 60 billion double dollar bounty on his head. He's not the evil person others make him out to be

Meryl Stryfe and Millie Thompson: 2 insurance agents assigned to keep Vash out of trouble

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Priest that kills, smokes and drinks...it's all for the children

Rem Saverem: A human woman who planned to colonize another planet. It all goes awry when she picks up two orphans named Vash and Knives...

Millions Knives: Vash's insane twin brother. He wishes to wipe out humanity.

Legato Bluesummers: A psychotic telepath that will do anything his master, Knives, desires.
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