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Reviews
Pocket Ninjas (1997)
This movie took away a part of my soul...
If you are wondering how bad this movie is to be in the bottom 100 then take it from me that this is literally the WORST movie of ALL time.
Words cannot begin to describe the storyline... why are there are over 10 montages of the same footage?
Worst music, dialogue, filming, acting, everything.
I am lost for words to describe the awfulness of this movie, it's like 3 ninjas mixed with funniest home videos, it sucks, it's offensive and i'm pretty sure someone has vomited from simply viewing this film.
0 out of 10 stars I want every copy destroyed to save the humanity from cinematography's version of Satan
The Boondock Saints (1999)
One of the worst action/any films of all time
well....... Apparently this movie is supposed to be good according to retarded fruit bats. Wrong WRONG, horrible. worst music in any movie. Is the genre supposed to be like techno 80's porn? why is ron jeremy in this film? well i guess he fits the genre criteria of 80's porn. Bad acting, bad directing, bad everything, bad. Why were they interviewing people at the end like this is a real event or something HOLLLLLLY this movie sucks. Willem defoe dances to investigate crime scenes and is ??gay??????? , whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Any good reviews of this movie should not be taken seriously as people who like it must have only recently been exposed to the stimulus of a motion picture and like the colours on the screen. Is this a movie? false. Fin