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The Acolyte (2024)
space child predators find children.
SO let me get this straight, 3 elite jedi and a padawan are sent to a random planet they didnt scan for life but are looking for a cause to the life on the planet? 1 jokes about the other not having a child slave (padawan) so gets upset and rides off into the forrest then within 5mins of the ride come across 2 small children and looks at them with an open mouth :O and follows them home, then decides to climb up a 50story wall to stalk them and spy on their parents sees they are all evil space lesbian witches goes back and plans to kidnap them with his predator... i mean jedi buddies... odd how he then dumps her when shes of legal age in the show without any explanation :P.
Atlas (2024)
what a absolute sh show.
The gfx is good... besides that the whole plot, story, writing, directing, acting was worse than a b movie, how the hell do these films get funded with utterly crap stories like this? I swear all this ai writing thing has been going on for a while now because this really feels like ai wrote the premiss or something, no 1 human or who has lived with real people would act and talk like these people. I feel like they just threw a "big" name star in there to just see if they could sell it to the gullible people who watch utter trash like this... remember back in the 80s and early 90s where the cover looked amazing but the film was nothing like it?
The Walking Dead: Dead City (2023)
I had my hopes up...
Seems its the same bad cgi, terrible plot, bad acting, bad directing... its the same guys making the same show but calling it a spin off. I loved the walking dead but past 3/4 seasons and this seem to have the same people who ruined it. There are situations that are so unbelievable like do zombies now teleport without sound? And thenwhen youre hiding and get jumped by one that teleported will no others hear you scream and shout and bash the magic zombies skull in? And are they not scared of getting cut and blood spatter all over their mouths and eyes or into a cut you might get while bashing its brains in? :\ or while holding a hostage then just letting him hang out on the boat after threatening to throw him over into zombie infested water... its like there is no common sense or logic going on, whoever writes the script/lines isn't human and is pretending this is how humans interact and talk like, maybe this show is AI written? They also seem to have run out of character types too that its having to use the same type of characters over and over... "oh she don't speak because something bad happened."
Eternals (2021)
Another Story written by children
How do these films get made? The dialog, the interactions, their backstory, their powers, what utter trash... all star cast with the story writing of an 8 year old.
Red Notice (2021)
Who writes this trash...
Everything happens for a reason to happen or the story wouldn't work... it's so unbelievable, like none of it would make any sense but only makes sense because something else happens that leads to what happens next. Could have been great, the characters are good, the writing was ok but there's alot of poor cgi, over the top nonsense, but great looking scenes and costumes. The whole story itself was trash like it was written by diffrent people that came up with what happens next. P.s is it me or does hollywood hate fathers lately.
Vanquish (2021)
HOW?! Why?! 1/10
How on earth do films this badly written get made? Not just the story the dialog the characters the plot the whole bloody film! If you like wasting your time and money you'll even hate this. I seriously feel like hollywood is just writing checks for their like minded friends to carry on virtue signaling from their ivory towers about woke politics as they carry on abusing each other.
The Grand Tour: The Grand Tour Presents: A Massive Hunt (2020)
3/10 for me... way to scripted and badly edited
Felt drawn out, pointless and really over the top for no point, weird choice of cars for again very random reasons, terrible plot and really bad editing work to make it look like they actually traveled places when half the shots are before and after something happened but i guess this is media today... half assed and relying on its name or cast.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 16: The Rescue (2020)
Almost perfect!
What an amazing episode this is what the Disney trilogy star wars should have been, Luke looks like he was done right now... (shame he ends up the way he does, let's hope they redact that whole trilogy) Great acting by them all, amazing cgi, shoot outs, fights etc. hope to see way more of the lore and characters (some missing this time sadly) the cgi luke was pretty cool, hope they cast someone who looks similar to act as him.
Bando (2020)
Logic, common sense, and reason gone... nothing like Train to busan.
Terrible characters terrible plot terrible cgi and terrible acting.
Did the writers from the fast and furious with the walking dead take over and try to make this woke with over the top nonsense and unbelievable characters how would never survive in the real world let alone a zombie infested land... :( really had my hopes up for this film, again crushed by "hollywood" style bullcrap.
The Walking Dead: World Beyond (2020)
What on earth? great idea badly executed.
What terrible characters, what a horrible plot, what weak characters, what a strange bunch of misfits that have survived all this time and have no clue, they take the most random things (Bowling ball?!) and waste things like they have a supply (lighter, food), Its pandering so hard its cringe worthy with the back stories, Alexa Mansour is good, Aliyah Royale can't act at all moving or talking, Hal Cumpston plays his character well but i guess anyone could fit that stereotype (weird how this has stereotype characters ) Nico Tortorella character is strange he grew up fast and became some deep voice stoic badass but his flashback teen is some whiny sounding 21 year old that looks and sounds nothing like him, but i guess he plays his character well.
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2020)
Trump 2020! watch them cry!!! haha this just exposed how the left think!
Was amazing seeing the world through the eyes of a woke far left liberal loony, they tried so hard to paint the people who love america as bad but just ended up making them look as mentally unstable as borat! LOL
Game of Thrones (2011)
This was my fav show ever... but since
Since d&d can't write for crap and seem to follow the way of the last jedi and tried to out do its stupidness... Rian johnson must be giggling like a little girl right now.
The story was amazing when it followed JRRM's original story but now after season 8ep3 i see how terrible their writing and direction skills are, this had to be 1 of the best directed films but utter terrible plots and writing. they officially killed the game of thrones after 8+ years of build up for it all to end up a pile of stinking s*it.
6 Underground (2019)
So im like 15mins in... what on earth
This is like a really low budget computer game style film with really bad 1 liners, female badass over the top like characters for no reason, they seem to over react at everything and under react at crazy things?! the consistency was all over the pace the car was damaged the car was undamaged the car was damaged , the dialog and characters acting was horrible and the cgi effects and cutting away and stuff was off putting. I kinda liked the concept of it the way they introduce the characters but again it was very 2010 computer game style "borderlands" type.
The Mandalorian: Chapter 6: The Prisoner (2019)
Back on form!
Well directed good story, great new characters and spoilers X WINGS! 9/10 good to see Bill make it! :P
The Mandalorian: Chapter 5: The Gunslinger (2019)
Another filler recycled ep.
Just like the last this was just another recycled story used 100s of times already... It felt like an ep of Kevin Sorbo Hercules series.
Seis Manos (2019)
What on earth?
Like the 1 of the worse animation style out there this show had horrible scripting, a terrible plot and bad voice acting. Makes no sense from start to finish apart from being a pointless good vs bad thing. Who writers these shows? random 5 year olds put ideas together and a 10 year old writes it?
Us (2019)
woke trash.
No common sense was used at all in his film from start to finish.
Dave Chappelle: Sticks & Stones (2019)
OMG this was just so true!
Chappelle laying it down to the idiots out there! while being funny as hell! if you love comics and funny stuff... this is epic!
Wu Assassins (2019)
Great actors, characters, plot, etc BUT!
It is so over the top, the story its self is just pointless and stupid, the bad guys make no sense, the double triple crossing is daft and the sequencing is so bad, the shaky cam for no reason in scenes is horrible and their super powers are so over the top but then they chose not to use them?! the cgi "effects" are horrible! the fake blood the muzzle flash and oh so much green screen! Bad character development with some really bizarre story arch. It could have been so well done without the way over the top super powers that are then non existent for plot purposes. i have to say even the dialog is just terrible, Is it me or are really young children writing these shows for adults today? That huge budget and amazing talented actors poorly executed :(
Game of Thrones (2011)
This was my fav show ever... but since
Since d&d can't write for crap and seem to follow the way of the last jedi and tried to out do its stupidness... Rian johnson must be giggling like a little girl right now.
The story was amazing when it followed JRRM's original story but now after season 8ep3 i see how terrible their writing and direction skills are, this had to be 1 of the best directed films but utter terrible plots and writing. they officially killed the game of thrones after 8+ years of build up for it all to end up a pile of stinking s*it.
Cobra Kai (2018)
So good yet so bad...
It captured the essence of the original story so well but the writing and direction of it is so bad, some of the scenes are good but then they seem to just go hollywood with no substance or meaning just random conversation no 1 in the real world would have with comical outcomes, the fight scenes are hit and miss but i do rate it highly because its low budget and they are doing what they can with it i guess.
Buried (2010)
Amazing film that still makes me think about it.
Oh so claustrophobic! I've had dreams of this, what a horrible way to go. good acting the common sense was a bit off and the way he was treated but i can kind of believe it working for some of the big tech companies I have. Sad thing is this is a true story for most of the people kidnapped out there, just doing a job to help the people.
Behind the Curve (2018)
It makes my brain hurt
Why dont these "flat earthers" do the research, testing or experimenting or anything, they just re tell the same story someone else has said without any facts.
IO (2019)
HE said no...
She sexually assaulted him, thats all i got from this film.
The Director and the Jedi (2018)
Good time waste if you really... *spoilers* don't read if offended.
Loved or hated the film, I for one Hated it and now i can seen and understand why it was so bad with so many flaws and lack of chemistry. This just backs up everything i saw in the Last jedi... where was the guy to say "BUT THIS DON'T AD UP!" or "THIS MAKES NO SENSE!?" etc... but there we have it.