All I can really say about The Room, the debut feature of visionary filmmaker, actor, producer, and hair extension enthusiast Tommy Wiseau, is that nothing like it has ever before been made, and probably will never be made again. Raw and fearless in its exploration of human desire and despair, this film unabashedly glares into the souls of its audience and asks that most timeless of questions, "Do you understand life?" After seeing this film, you will.
Wiseau stars in the film as Johnny, who may at first glance resemble a slab of undrained deviled ham, but who quickly wins our hearts with his easy manner, quick wit, and tendency to greet everyone he meets with an enthusiastic "Oh hai,(character's name)!" Johnny begins the film with a seemingly perfect life- he is a successful San Francisco banker, has a best friend named Mark who, for unexplained reasons appears to be 20 years his junior, and is a favored customer at the neighborhood flower shop. His days are filled with whimsical activities such as tuxedo-clad football in Golden Gate Park and making "cheep cheep cheep" noises with his pals. To top it all off, he has a stunningly beautiful live-in girlfriend named Lisa, who may be a little bit chubby and a little bit whorish, but whose beauty and sexiness shine through by the sheer force of Johnny constantly reminding us how beautiful and sexy she is.
Unfortunately, Johnny's life is not all tuxedo football and lingering shots of San Francisco landmarks. The film wastes no time getting into its deeper themes, namely that women are all horrible soulless bitches whose idea of a good time is to suck their man dry of all happiness and will to live. In spite of Johnny providing Lisa with the financial stability that her femaleness prevents her from securing for herself, Lisa is quick to turn on him when he fails to get the promotion he so clearly deserved. As a result of her increasing boredom, Lisa seduces Mark, then continues to toy with Johnny's emotions by feigning pregnancy and accusing him of abuse. Johnny's unraveling at the hands of his evil harpy reaches its tragic climax when, broken down and defeated, he reaches to the heavens and cries out the immortal line, "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" In a stunning sequence of ironic visual metaphor, Johnny proceeds to tear apart the titular room and put a gun barrel in his mouth, thus reaching the tragic conclusion of his descent into mania. At this point the audience's collective heart is ripped in two as we are forced to gaze upon this senseless loss, and the only salvation we receive is the sight of Mark and Lisa staring down at Johnny's lifeless body, only now understanding what their actions have done to this poor, beautiful soul.
Though the film's conclusion will undoubtedly leave any mentally functional viewer weeping uncontrollably, it is in service of a vital message. Namely, that even though being a wonderful person will not stop those you love from screwing you over without hesitation, them sons of bitches will sure be sorry when you off yourself. Poignant moments of truth such as this are abundant throughout The Room, and are illustrated by the films cast of memorable side characters. For example, in one of the film's most romantic scenes, Lisa's friend Michelle and her boyfriend, Michelle's Boyfriend utter the unforgettable truism that "chocolate is the flavor of love". It truly is.
Wiseau stars in the film as Johnny, who may at first glance resemble a slab of undrained deviled ham, but who quickly wins our hearts with his easy manner, quick wit, and tendency to greet everyone he meets with an enthusiastic "Oh hai,(character's name)!" Johnny begins the film with a seemingly perfect life- he is a successful San Francisco banker, has a best friend named Mark who, for unexplained reasons appears to be 20 years his junior, and is a favored customer at the neighborhood flower shop. His days are filled with whimsical activities such as tuxedo-clad football in Golden Gate Park and making "cheep cheep cheep" noises with his pals. To top it all off, he has a stunningly beautiful live-in girlfriend named Lisa, who may be a little bit chubby and a little bit whorish, but whose beauty and sexiness shine through by the sheer force of Johnny constantly reminding us how beautiful and sexy she is.
Unfortunately, Johnny's life is not all tuxedo football and lingering shots of San Francisco landmarks. The film wastes no time getting into its deeper themes, namely that women are all horrible soulless bitches whose idea of a good time is to suck their man dry of all happiness and will to live. In spite of Johnny providing Lisa with the financial stability that her femaleness prevents her from securing for herself, Lisa is quick to turn on him when he fails to get the promotion he so clearly deserved. As a result of her increasing boredom, Lisa seduces Mark, then continues to toy with Johnny's emotions by feigning pregnancy and accusing him of abuse. Johnny's unraveling at the hands of his evil harpy reaches its tragic climax when, broken down and defeated, he reaches to the heavens and cries out the immortal line, "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" In a stunning sequence of ironic visual metaphor, Johnny proceeds to tear apart the titular room and put a gun barrel in his mouth, thus reaching the tragic conclusion of his descent into mania. At this point the audience's collective heart is ripped in two as we are forced to gaze upon this senseless loss, and the only salvation we receive is the sight of Mark and Lisa staring down at Johnny's lifeless body, only now understanding what their actions have done to this poor, beautiful soul.
Though the film's conclusion will undoubtedly leave any mentally functional viewer weeping uncontrollably, it is in service of a vital message. Namely, that even though being a wonderful person will not stop those you love from screwing you over without hesitation, them sons of bitches will sure be sorry when you off yourself. Poignant moments of truth such as this are abundant throughout The Room, and are illustrated by the films cast of memorable side characters. For example, in one of the film's most romantic scenes, Lisa's friend Michelle and her boyfriend, Michelle's Boyfriend utter the unforgettable truism that "chocolate is the flavor of love". It truly is.
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