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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Massive Improvement
unlike the 1st game i had which i did not rent but bought immediately this one i did rent 1st and i must say Good Job Activision this game is a huge improvement over the 1st the weapons are helpful they took out the shielding enemies had in the past and the transformation scheme overall has been redone but like the first one this game has a few problems most notably not every character again is playable nor are they even included characters such as sideswipe jetfire or soundwave have to be downloaded and arcee the twins jolt ravage constructicons aren't even in the game at all But i will say i loved the game and i was so happy i bought it plus frank welker returns as megatron thats all i have left to say my fellow gamers
Transformers: The Game (2007)
descent but could have been better
i actually bought the game without renting it cause i loved the movie so much and to me this game stays faithful to the film but has more flaws the robots themselves needed a transformation makeover all they did was jump in the air and land down as a vehicle the weapons were utterly useless therefore combat is your best friend and the boss battles were more or less to aggravating only reason i liked the game was the mass destruction you can cause but overall this game is way too short and you can finish it in 1 day or less and not al the robots are playable but the ones you do control are pretty exciting plus it is good to hear peter cullen and frank welker as the iconic leaders again
Transformers: War for Cybertron (2010)
best transformers game ever
initially i was skeptic about getting this game at first but when i saw the trailer for it i was excited this game stays true to the g1 roots in design and personality for the characters and every character is unique in his own way cybertron is well designed as well being that every obstacle can pretty much be destroyed and the boss battles are pretty tough themselves However a few things i find a little annoying is the flying as a jet character which you at times need to ascend or descend and the combat is poor only 1 whack with a weapon and that is it but overall greatest transformers game ever made buy it rent it either way get it as soon as possible
Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)
to me sleepy hollow and twilight mix with comedy
i only gave this movie a good review because of the comedy but in terms of action and horror this movie could have been redone a little bit i mean don't get me wrong this is not an emmy winner but there are a few things i would have changed for example the vampires that all die burst into sperm or least it looks like sperm I'm not sure but it's weird then there was absolutely no nudity in it at all nor a lot of girl on girl action for that matter but it is hilarious ill give it that the acting was terrible the 1st half of the movie but got somewhat better by the end my advise if you like vampires or comedy watch this movie but if you hate lesbians or bad acting don't
Jennifer's Body (2009)
not what i totally expected but nice overall
yes i'll admit i went to see this movie hoping to see megan fox and amanda seyfried kiss but i also went to see megan eat human flesh cause I'm sick like that. But after viewing this in the theaters i was a little bit sad i didn't get exactly what i wanted to me this movie could have been redone so many times but oh well i wasn't that disappointed i mean what you see in this is what you get so don't expect an Oscar winner this movie is just for guys only really not girls but enjoy this movie with the satisfaction of megan fox being a high school cheerleader and that she eats boys for lunch this movie is perfect for a Saturday night scare or if your just a fan of megan fox in general
Transformers (2007)
Michael Bay didn't disappoint me
i can honestly say this i didn't know a lot about transformers at first n the idea of transforming robots didn't appeal 2 me at all BOY WAS I WRONG i am glad i saw this movie so glad that i saw it 3 times in theaters after i saw it the 1st time it wouldn't leave my head all i ever wanted was to collect everything about these mechanical beings n i accomplished that task with pride only problem 2 me was the humans i din;t mind Sam or Mikaela but the hackers and government were a little too overused the military were cool but there was a little too much drama for them i think anyway my opinion best movie i have seen in years
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
id say 50/50
i went n seen this on the day it came out and i was blown away completely i loved the characters both new and old ones and i loved all the explosions that went with the movie but unfortunately there were a few problems i had with it all together my biggest one was the death of too many classic characters such as arcee ravage n the constructicons + devastator i killed me to see my favs being destroyed and the only other problem i had were too many new characters (sideswipe jolt n the fallen himself) had little screen time overall this movie i liked my fav so far more bots explosions and megan fox and i can let this review go by saying 1 last thing BRING ON TRANSFORMERS 3 BABY