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Severance (2022)
NOT
Not entertaining, not interesting, not thrilling, not amusing, not satisfying and a lot more nots.
I fail to understand it's purpose and 5 episodes in I remain totally unconvinced and have no desire to see it through to the end.
Hit and Run (2021)
Let There Be Light
He was the one bad thing about Fauda. But if you want to watch a short, fat, bald headed, and tattooed second rate actor getting angry in the dark then this maybe for you!
A Lake District Farm Shop (2021)
Déjà Vu
Nice success story and lovely views.
But, far to much repitition of subject matter and if you are keeping up its very annoying. 2 episodes could surely have covered the same story,
And, whats with the narrator's very silly and irritating voice.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Nuns Espirito Santo
Entertaining enough, some excellent moments
Nice to see the new Tottenham Hotspur manager in a starring role, as the hero's father!
The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018)
Pretty Pretty Pretty Good
Not bad at all really and certainly entertaining enough. Having seen the other The Girls it's more or less what I expected and my attention wasn't wasted. Nitpicking perhaps but I probably prefer the previous Salanders. Claire Foy not 'dirty' enough!
Perry Mason (2020)
Not In His Name
Not a fan of Matthew Rhys and avoided The Americans. This really is dreadfully weak and I barely survived the first episode. How this prequel character could possibly morph into the Raymond Burr Perry Mason beggars belief.
The Vast of Night (2019)
It Came From Outer Space
Talking heads at night and I'm still in the dark.
A suitable radio show but not an entertaining film.
Watchmen: A God Walks into Abar (2019)
Shush
Why is everybody whispering very slow....ly!
....and then I fell asleep but I am quite confident that I didn't really miss anything of any significance.
Line of Duty: Code Zero (2019)
Should I Laugh!
'Crime, Drama, Mystery Thriller' you say. Comedy should be added to that, it made me laugh.
Overly dramatic and poorly acted and directed.
Condor (2018)
A Very Long Yawn.
Slow, confusing and quite unsatisfying. Downhill from episode one, won't be watching Series 2. Never wanted a fictional female villain so exterminated, she's obviously being saved!
The Man in the High Castle: Sabra (2018)
NRG
It is my opinion that if all the actors put more energy into their conversations and spoke just a little bit quicker and louder the length of most episodes would be halved and I might stay awake. And, get stronger light bulbs please!
Cardinal (2017)
Deja Vu
Unpleasant poorly acted, cliched nonsense. In other words totally unnecessary
Billions (2016)
Please Gargle
Will be much more enjoyable when Paul Giamatti's throat infection gets better, the producers realise that Pail Giamatti and the lovely Maggie Sif are totally, absolutely incompatible and all other members of the cast stop felling so pleased with themselves.