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Bitten (2014–2016)
1/10
From promising to crap
16 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Where to start?!

The pilot was OK, this could have turned into a pretty decent series....but as the "story" continues the more you start seeing: bad acting, horrible action scenes, soft porn "love scenes" and it just makes me wanna carve out my eyes instead of watching another minute....

In the previous episode i watched there was an ambush of the mighty alpha and his pack....I thought to myself: finally some action! Boy was i wrong :p i vote them the most useless werewolves ever! The Alpha gets stabbed by some random skank and his friend (gay lover?) also gets the knife...

A few weeks later i decided to watch the next episode, with lower expectations than ever...they capture one of the rival gang members and they decide to torture him...half of the episode it seems like they are trying to bore him to death...another totally inappropriate "love scene"....and then the torture continues :D So from boring him to death the next step is of course: CHOP HIS BALLS OFF!! :D This is when my wife says: No more of this series!

So if you want to keep your sanity, find another way to be entertained, for this series is utterly crap!!

Peace out! :)
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3/10
With a cast like this I expected a lot more than cheap sex jokes...
12 May 2013
A few funny moments, but overall a waste of time....my wife actually proposed me to watch Iron Man 3 instead....but i was being a "good" husband and said: "No honey, you wanted to watch this one".

Halfway through the movie we both agreed that Iron Man would be a better alternative....

So, i'm not against sexual humor (like for example The Hangover) but this one i would recommend you all to skip...

Peace out :)

BTW i don't like being forced to write 10 lines, unless the movie i am commenting on is worth it :p
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1/10
The Zombie Diarrhea
3 July 2011
Before I had a go at this movie I was expecting another hack'n slash zombie movie, which would have been fine (at least compared to this!)

Everything from the characters to the pace, the action scenes (or lack of action scenes) the choice of view (everything through one "spectators" super cam (night vision/normal)) was for me a total miss...the acting was pretty bad, but my guess is that the script probably was worse :/

So why am I being so harsh? well, this should have been a "fun" zombie gutting movie, but instead they tried to make it "deep", and failed 100% in doing so...that's why this movie needs to rate by the fact that they tried to make it something else, but missed on everything they tried to achieve...

I'm pretty sure that giving a group of drunk/on drugs teenagers a camera and let them have a go at it for an hour or so would have been as much fun to watch as this :( so, normally I'd like people to find out for themselves, but this one i label as following: "Stay away, life's too short to waste an hour on this movie"
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Chuck: Chuck Versus the Push Mix (2011)
Season 4, Episode 13
10/10
Best TV-series ever!!
5 February 2011
I am a grown man, I would even say that I am not the kind that gets easily moved by emotional stuff at all! :p but Chuck (the show) has proved me wrong time after time, and I must admit this was the peak of all 4 seasons!!

I don't want to spoil any of the content of this episode, but I do want to tell all you viewers and also the creators/writers of this show that this is by far the best show I have ever watched! It has all the elements I could ever dream of: action, comedy, drama and thriller :) I cried out of joy at the end of this episode! :)

My only thought is: where can they possibly go from here?! In my mind it is not possible to top this! :) But I believe in the creators/writers and I will faithfully wait for the follow up :)

One word: Enjoy!! :)
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Insane (2010)
2/10
How can I watch this?.....well I couldn't :p
21 December 2010
It starts off with no introduction of characters, no nothing, just an empty hotel with a girl in a bath tub...and when this semi-hot girl starts running around in this little hotel and reaches the front door she does not even try to unlock the door with the big, big handle...that's when I got a bad feeling.... :p

well, I am usually open minded to movies but I guess I could make a better story line while sniffing glue :( so don't bother watching it...there are far better Swedish movies out there to watch ;) for the 2 reviews giving this a 10, yeah I am sure these guys either played in the movie, starred in the movie or slept with the lead actress :p
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MacGruber (2010)
2/10
Low level rectum humor
27 October 2010
I was full of anticipation before I hit the play button :) I love a good parody and thought this would be something like "The man with a naked gun", "Hot shots", or even MacGyver meets Jim Carrey...First few minutes was not too bad...a little flashback to Rambo 3...after 30 minutes I hit the stop button, which I think I have never done before! After listening to the main character going on about his rectum, and it wasn't even funny, for 28 minutes of the 30 I watched I couldn't live with myself watching it anymore. Maybe the movie got better in the end, and maybe I am being unfair and stepping on the toes of some hardcore MacGruber fans here...but please don't let your poor kids/teens watch something as disturbed and pathetic as this movie, isn't the world bad enough as it is?
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