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Daddy Day Care (2003)
Speechless
Over ninety minutes of my life have been cruelly snatched from me. I feel like a crime victim and I don't know who to turn to. There is no justice in this world, if a movie like this could be made. To say it is flimsy would do injustice to respectable craparama such as the Nutty Professor II and Shanghai Knights (possibly every single Jackie Chan movie baring Police Story 2 and Rush Hour). Ladies and gentleman, I am a simple man, with simple tastes and I can laugh easily, but that film was devoid of humor. Those poor children who starred in this film will never live down the shame of being in such a terrible film. There was only one saving grace and as sexist as this may sound, I credit those women (Leila Arceri, Lisa Edelstein, Lacey Chabert), who though GROSSLY UNDERUSED, especially Miss Chabert, kept my attention as eye candy. To say that this film is for children, in my mind is terrible insult to those who we call children. The worst point of the film is the fact that it says it is wrong to try to teach kids as opposed to letting them become savage like buffoons. I now know why the world is declining into a quagmire of stupidity. Flims like these are being constantly greenlighted and until they stop, no one is safe. Anyone who can claim that this trash is a movie ought to be taken out into the fields and summarily shot!
Long Live Eddie Murphy!
Vanilla Sky (2001)
If only I had listened to my common sense
I won't bore you with the details of the agony I went through watching this quote unquote film. I won't even bother telling you that Cameron Crowe is overrated. No, my friends none of that from me. What I will tell you though is this. STOP TAKING FOREIGN FILMS AND KILLING THEM. NO MORE. STOP. ENOUGH!There are movies where one maybe forgiven for not understanding it because, well because their mental faculties aren't all there. There is no excuse when the filmmakers bring out a jumbled mess and then expect the poor viewer to decipher what the heck he just witnessed. The saddest aspect is the finale when we find to our shock, and to quote the Notorious B.I.G., "it was all a dream". But you my friend will not witness a dream, but you will come out after watching this nightmare a truly scarred individual.
Sugar Hill (1993)
Good Movie
Maybe this is what Wesly Snipes should go back to doing... and that is fine acting. He is believeable and he is crisp in his delievery of the script. It is overdone at times, as are most African-American 'gangsta' films but all in all as the Summary says.. .Good Movie