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F*ck de liefde (2019)
Cliché unrealistic but sometimes funny
Pretty stupid, as dutch movies go these days, but I laughed a couple of times. It has pretty lousy acting at times.
Girls und Panzer: Kore ga Hontô no Antsio-sen desu! (2014)
Strange and strangely watchable
I saw the original series of 'Girls und Panzer' when looking for another series. I was intrigued by the name and watched one episode. It was rather strange, but not bad. There is something cool to weird Japanese things, if you'd ask me. And in case you are not familiar to the original series, watch that first. Since this single episode does not have any reviews and barely any ratings, I felt compelled to write a review. Keeping in mind the spoiler level, I feel safe to say that in this extended episode, Miho and her crew of 'battle hardened tankists' face a semi-Italian opponent in an apparently second round of interschool contests. I give it an 8 out of 10 because it is (in the light of the full series) a nice extension which shows some events that happen after the series end. What I particularly like in this series (and in this extended episode as well) is that it feels both a bit nostalgic while there are a lot of historically correct references to the second world war (and its tanks). However, it is a strange series which need a bit of Japanofilia to be fully appreciated, so if you don't at least like Miyazaki, don't bother. Personally, I'd never thought I like a series like this but I'm having the 'Harry Potter sickness' (albeit to a lesser extend) which entails me being sad that I've watched all episodes.
El laberinto del fauno (2006)
One messed up kid
The cover of this movie state the dubious words: "from the director of Blade II and Hellboy" and "Best film of the year - Stephen King". When someone asks me about my favourite movies, I tend to mention these words as well when "promoting" this flick. I actually just read a review on this movie which said that people tend to overrate it because they are pleasantly surprised. It is not strange that people are pleasantly surprised considering the text on the cover, but that does not diminish the fact that this is a great movie.
It is the story of the Spanish Ofelia, whose mother "is sick with child". They move to the mountains in the North of Spain, where the new husband of the mother, "capitán" Vidal, is brutally hunting down communist guerrillas or partisans. Confronted with the awful realities of post-civil war Spain, Ofelia flees in a grim fantasy world inspired by her fairy-tale books.
I am one of those presumed idiots who rates this a 10/10, for the following reasons. The underlying story portrays the influence of the cruel circumstances of war and the feeling of abandonment and change on a child's psyche, where the imagination functions as both a repellent and processor of reality. The music is complementing this story, with an eerie and dramatic variation to the recognizable theme. The parts where fantasy does not play a role are strong as well, with an oppressive atmosphere and some intense scenes of violence that make it very clear why one would like to flee reality. The fact that it is all in original Spanish, with it's raw and harsh sounds, contributes to the overall feeling of this movie.
The only bad thing about this movie is the part near the end, where Ofelia looks at her shoes. It made me think of Pinocchio.
Divergent (2014)
Maybe if you read the books?
I wasn't aware that this movie was based on a book; just was in the mood to go to some movie. When what felt like the 'intro' was dragging on for over an hour, I googled whether there were follow-ups to come. Unfortunately, yes.
The story follows this girl who lives in a strange futuristic society, in which people have to enter one of five factions. Which one is determined by character. This faction system, it is mentioned, is essential in keeping the peace after the last global war. It is not clear, however, how this faction system contributes to peace. It seems to me that it causes competitive behaviour between factions, but maybe the next movie explains how it works. Well now, to prevent spoilers, the girl experiences the beginning part of an adventure. It is actually quite a predictable movie.
I did not like it very much, but I presume I am not in the intended audience group and I didn't read the novels either. I rate it five stars because some parts of the story made sense, I did not feel offended by it and the (albeit quite anticlimactic) suspense of and questions about the history of the world war that caused the demise of civilization.
Reminded me of the hunger games: based on books, with a female lead role, and a strange society with questionable behaviour. Also, I did not like that movie very much either.