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Wrath of Man (2021)
2/10
Waste of time
26 October 2021
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What a complete waste of time watching this movie. Okay, we have a stone cold killer who's son is killed and that is the only storythread that makes sense. Who is the man with the beard? What is the connection with, i think, the FBI? Not a clue. Big shootout with bodies dropping left, right and centre which only shows that the US is gun obsessed and everyone wants to play a hero.
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1/10
Total waste of time
17 August 2021
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The trailer looked interesting and i am still wondering how they made it from a movie that was a total waste of my time and somebody's money. The characters are one dimensional, there is no history, no context. What are they doing in that desert, who is Ron Perleman (and isn't he to old) and why send 7 people through if you are going to kill them within 2 minutes of arriving. Because they have no history, you can't relate to them so it's just meat.

This whole movie is full of these weird, flat storylines.

To be honest, i missed some of the movie. I woke up with the the ipad On my chest. Scrolling back i hadn't missed a thing.
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9/10
It's so bad it's good
15 August 2021
Plot jumps, bad acting, playing with his status as martial arts fighter. It's so bad that its's funnyyyyyyy.
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7/10
Nice pulp
10 July 2021
Saterday afternoon, raining outside, nothing else to do. Binged all that is bingeable, confirmed our marital status (twice). So, what do you do, what can you do? Watch Hitman, agent 47. Nice pulp, over the top Jason Bourne. What else can i say. Its a saterday afternoon with nothing to do.
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Undercover (2019– )
8/10
2nd serie
2 June 2021
The 2nd serie is not as strong as the first one. I get reintroducing Ferry but it makes it all a but to much drama. Enjoyed the serie though. Strong acting from our cousins.
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Hitman (I) (2007)
6/10
Entertainment and nothing else
2 May 2021
Wobbly plot of any, wobbly story but nice fightscenes and i love Oliphant acting the cool one. A bit like Rylan Givens in Justified. One question though, why are soldiers wearing DDR-helmets.
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1/10
Why are they always American?
20 February 2021
I Believe that we are not alone, i don't believe that 1 american found out. Who is he? Mulder?
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Ad Astra (2019)
8/10
Wow
29 August 2020
I love hard core sf, space opera's etc. But this is something else. Reminds of the 'thin red line'. Slow, near future and all about the human condition. Just let flow and don't wonder what you are looking at.
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7/10
No square jawed white guys
18 August 2020
Love it, the two commanders are both from African parents. The admiral loves his guys and hasn't to be held at gunpoint because he is gung-ho to fire the misseles. The love-interrest has a lot of teeth. This is a submarine movie that doesn't tick the Hollywood boxes. For this i love it, and for being a good movie.
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The Umbrella Academy (2019–2024)
9/10
Keeps getting better ...... and weirder
16 August 2020
Read the comics, seen season 1 and couldn't wait for season 2. And wow; weider stranger, much much better and parallel to 2020? Yes, yes and yes. The characters get more depth, the Swedes are borrowed from a Coen Brothers movie and the opening scene has a big "WTF is happening". Can't wait for season 3
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Warrior Nun (2020–2022)
6/10
Not bad at all
4 July 2020
The series wants me go to Spain again. Nice secenery, not bad acting, an end with loopholes you cn drive a doubledecker bus through but not bad for a rainy weekend.
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8/10
Raw
31 March 2020
Good movie, wel performed And shot. There May be some holes in the story but scenery and achting make up for that. Waiting for the directors cut.
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Queen Sono (2020)
8/10
Watched the first episode and i am hooked
19 March 2020
Love it!!!!!!! Funny, sexy, maybe a bit naive but i love it! One of the advantages of Netflix is that we get to watch gems like this that other networks and blockbustr cinemas ignore.
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9/10
A small but delightfull movie
2 March 2020
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One of those movies that will stay with you for a long time. Recognizable situations with recognizable people. The actors are good and the knowing smile in the end tells the whole story.
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Fenix (2018)
8/10
Gritty
26 February 2020
Nice and gritty, a true lowlands-noir. Shot in a bleak blueish teint , excellent actors. Need i say more?
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9/10
Still great fun
2 February 2020
I've rewatched Valerian and it is still great fun, esspecially compared to the Star Wars-franchise. It sparkles, is witty, beautifully shot with amazing worldbuilding. A magnificently done adaptation of the groundbreaking comics.
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The Witcher (2019– )
9/10
We want more, we want more .....
11 January 2020
Haven't played the game, didn't read the books so i started freshly watching. I love it, it gripped me in the first episode. Love the twisting with the time lines, love Cavill (as i did with his Supermans), love the actors which don't look American, love the old world folklore, love the not prudish getting out of bed (why dress in sheets when you just had th f&#k of your life). Can't wait for season 2.
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The Laundromat (I) (2019)
7/10
Netflix is a global company, so why this ending??
21 October 2019
If the ending didn't end like this the movie would have gotten 8. A nice told story with black comic relief from Banderas and Oldman. The activism only got annoying in the end.
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Another Life (2019–2021)
8/10
Love it
23 August 2019
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Not your typical sci-fi serie. Action is good, storylines are interesting, Sackhoff is over-acting like always (but we love het for that, and her muscled shoulders) but most of all, the bodycount is like GoT. When are we goin to get season 2
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The Guardians (1971)
10/10
Brexit fortold
19 May 2019
The Guardians tells the story of an ununitedd kingdom under fascist-populist rule. What so long didn't seem possible now looks all to much possibleith the rise of te populist politicians and a split country. Great drama, you have to see it
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Undercover (2019– )
8/10
Good
11 May 2019
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Dutch crime was long portrayed as those funny guys, a bit rough round the edges, with there own morale code. 'Baantjer' a Dutch tv-series that ran for ages showed crime like accidents that happened, and hey that's life. Undercover leaves all that behind, the crimelord with his provincial accent and his Amsterdam sidekick is hard as a nail, bodies drop in nearly every episode and there may be some continuity problems with snow in one place and on open air wedding in an other, but that can be forgiven.

Loved it
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Pronto (1997 TV Movie)
3/10
Definatelly not Justified
20 March 2019
Saw this after the tv-series, what a load of s#(&d. I like the books, love the series but this a shoolboys version of Raylan Givens. Good that it was a not so official download
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Child 44 (2015)
3/10
unbalanced and to much to tell in to little time
4 March 2019
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I read somewhere that the first cut was 5 hours. They should have cut it in 5 TV-episodes and it might have done the story some justice. Now it's full of storythreads that go no where. Who and why is the killer killing. Why is there anymosity between former collegues etc. Why is the General promoted to the new murder squad? All he did was get some photo's from an archive. Is there a darker conspiracy going on? Why is Tom Hardy a danger. After an hour the russian accent start to work on you nerves, also that Tom Hardy doesn't speak full sentences. The menace of the MGB was better portrayed in "Death of Stalin" and more irritating, annoying details.

Recut it to a TV-serie, Sovjet-Noir?, and maybe you can salvage something
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Polar (I) (2019)
4/10
Could have been so much better
27 January 2019
Unbalanced is the best description. It starts out as a grittier version of 'the losers' or 'Red' . Weirdo assassins and a kind of funny violence. An over the top Kingpin of assasins with a lesbo sidekick and a dog that gets killed on the first night with his new owner. It all turns pear-shaped with the 4 days-scene to go on kind of funny after that. It's either porn violence or funny one-liner violence. You can't have both. What saves it from one star is the ecxellent performanceof Mads Mikkelsen
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Top of the Lake (2013–2017)
1/10
High hopes took a nosedive
7 December 2018
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The first serie was excellent; good storylines, well performed, excellent scenery. Nothing to complain. The second serie shows a univers with twisted personalities, storylines go everywhere and nothing comes to a conclusion. In a byline we find out who the murderer is. Babies pop up out of no where. Ninja-style buried murderers? What the frag? The chronology can't be followed we skip weaks without finding out in the narrative, only by diminishing scars. It's a mess.
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