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The Orville: If the Stars Should Appear (2017)
Fits too perfectly.
This could have been a funny intense 3 part episode. But instead it wrapped up in the last 10 minutes. Oh and this 2000 year old vessel can teach these cowboys to fly it! And we can do it tomorrow. I kept rolling my eyes to this.
Imagine being stuck on this world. The crew person who was shot is slowly dying and they need to get her to the ship. The first officer is locked in a jail somewhere, no idea how to find her. The ship on its mission has suffered damage and you are caught up in a very intense religious civil war. But it just kept using words to get out of any situation or fix an issue. Very convenient.
Rise (2022)
I'm a bucks fan-
And I love, love real rags to riches stories.
It's Disney. It's cheesy and if you don't follow basketball then you probably don't care.
If I didn't love this family and what they did, I probably wouldn't care either. Excited to watch a more gritty and real documentary on this.
But this is perfect to watch with my 5 year old as we talk about persistence and perseverance.
Operation Avalanche (2016)
Intense car scene chase.
As a filmmaker- these guys worked their tales off and it looks great. Solidly acted and entertaining and for a low budget film has a very realistic car chase at the end. Intense!
The Assistant (2019)
Should have been a short
Julie Garner was great. The acting was great. After that it's like watching someone's full work day. If her work mundane yes. Do we need to see ALL the mundane acts to understand that? No. 20 minutes of it and we get it. But an hour and a half of it is too much. Next thing you do Julie hopefully shows off your smile. We don't see enough of it.
Jenny Slate: Stage Fright (2019)
Extremely talented actress but....
Stand up not so much. I stopped after 20 minutes. Just saying things randomly is not funny. The act was old quick.
Laser Mission (1989)
This is truly bad
One of the best rifftrax ever though! But the movie alone was terrible. No direction and it makes no sense at all.
Hellier (2019)
Watch the first two episodes then...
Do something else. It goes on and on and on and on after that. Potential is there just seamed like they had to have 5 episodes. Three would have been nice.
The Guy from Harlem (1977)
The best worst movie ever
See it with the riff trax crew. It's amazing!
It's the worst shot, worst acted film I've ever seen.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
How is this over 7 stars?
I've met Shane black twice and was at one of his Halloween parties just before this movie came out. But I was not happy with this movie at all. Sorry
Lincoln (2012)
Propaganda?
This movie is well acted and amazingly cast. But the more reasearch I do the more I realize the war wasn't about slaves but about taxes. So if you want to see what are children will believe to be history, then strap yourself in and enjoy!
Choose Me (1984)
this movie is horrible.
The last person stated they wanted the movie to never end. I couldn't wait for it to be over. I spent a $1 at a thrift store on it and that was too much. Had I not bought it I could have saved two hours of my life. The acting makes me want to vomit. It was so word for word off the script and the script sucked. I like the soldier making out with two chicks at the bus stop. That was classic. I gave it a 3 star. Because I like John Larroquette. (even though while I lived in LA we took a leak next to each other in a bathroom and told him I was a huge fan. He just ignored me. Maybe it was where I mentioned it?) :-) All and all the movie sucks.
Damaged (2007)
Without a weak start this film would be a 10!!!!
The first 15 minutes of the film just didn't grab my attention. Besides the teaser the opening is slow, we tend to learn too much about the characters and the acting isn't as good as the rest of the film. The always bright spot on the acting side is Sadie Rhinhard who does a great job throughout the film, her acting blows away a lot of great Hollywood child actors. Off my soap box for the first 15 minutes let's get to where the movie turns around and it REALLY turns around. Not to give anything away but something happens, and that something has to do with Drano! Once this kicks in the movie is well acted, scary, intense, with a great score and an excellent audio mix that just blows you away! If you fight though those first 15 minutes you are in for a low budget gem!!!!!