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The Visit (I) (2015)
1/10
my 'visit' sucked
25 January 2016
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let me just say, normally i like m. night shyamalan movies. the way you like bad horror movies, but are entertaining. watch halloween, the thing (original), etc. i was disgusted with this one and couldn't get rid of it fast enough. and then to top it off in the 'painful movie watching' experience, the ending had the whole 'learning/growing' emotionally bs at the end of it. really? i don't know what he was thinking and how it got a 6.5 on IMDb i Don't know. and the fact it was the kids carrying around cameras, i don't think i saw anywhere that it was a 'cam' movie. if you don't want to become severely disappointed and disgusted i would just nix this on your movies to watch list. terrible. terrible. terrible.
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1/10
dictated but not read
23 May 2015
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OK.....so im going to start out by saying i love scary movies(have watched the old 'the thing' about a hundred times).....can even somewhat enjoy some of the hand-held cam versions. i was really looking forward to seeing this sorry excuse for a movie/docu. watched his dad on unsolved mysteries many moons ago and have even looked up info on the area as well. and granted, didn't get a boatload of high reviews, but thought maybe it was just the people who put their noses up to anything paranormal. that was NOT the case. started out fairly interesting, even suckered my old man into stretching out and watching it w/me. needless to say, he is NOT pleased w/me right now and im even less pleased. it is supposed to do w/an actual journey the son took to spread his dads ashes and friends helping to give moral support and document it. yet, for whatever reason, the part that is supposed to be the journey, is reenacted w/occasional snippets w/the guy and his sisters(actually the son and daughters). why? doesn't make sense? you are absolutely correct.....doesn't make sense. it took a serious nose dive about 15-20 minutes in and continued to get worse from there. so,so bad. there went 127 minutes of my life i will NEVER get back. and i usually don't leave movie reviews....feel its more a thing of personal tastes and whatnot.......do NOT watch this......terrible terrible severely disappointing and terrible!!!! did i mention,terrible?
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1/10
what the .....????
18 November 2012
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OK...whoever said this is a troll hunter rip off.....well......no. at least the troll hunter was absurd in an amusing way,this was down right terrible. there was a whole lot of over acting and bad camera work. nothing really interesting at all. so,if you like genuinely BAD movies, spend your dollar. otherwise,run.....and i do mean RUN!!!!!!!!!!

if you are under some impression you will see anything(i.e. bigfoot).....nyet. not going to happen. i thought surely they would give me SOMETHING at the end. at least on troll hunter i got to see the poor fellow get jacked across the bridge (which i LOVED). so very disappointed!!!
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1/10
bad bad BAD
29 May 2011
i don't know what is going on w/the movie industry as of late,but i'm here to tell you.......this was in no way in the direction of rectifying a bad situation. if you haven't seen it and your above the age of, lets say 12, Don't. i thought it would at least have some good fight scenes......yea...........no.

VERY VERY VERY DISAPPOINTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i read the user reviews, but i think they are going to easy on this flick. they focus more on the relationship of the girl and boy, and mind you, they've known each other all of 15 minutes,but they are deaply in love and sooooooo attached, that they forget to show you anything of any actual value in the movie. i am sure some of the character building means they are aiming for a sequel, but God help us should this happen!!! i will go to great pains to avoid this experience!!!! God bless and good luck to anyone who decides to go ahead and see this flick!!!
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