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Reviews
Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (2000)
And they say Uwe Boll has a lot to answer for?
They've obviously never seen this film.
I got this film on a drunken Xmas night out to the petrol station to get some smokes, it was in a box set with Night of the living dead(original), The Plague and Howling IV.
Truth is, I wish I'd covered myself in petrol and set light to myself before watching this, The Plague and Howling IV.
I guess the £4 this box set cost me was for Night of the living dead! Don't watch this film, in fact, if you see a copy BURN IT! In fact, maybe you should watch this film Then people might realise Uwe Boll isn't the worst director to have graced Hollywood!
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Shark had no stomach for real meat.
The problem with this film was that the shark didn't eat the director, producer and everyone that was involved with the film. Now, I'd have paid good money to see that!
I know sharks are clever but how does this one manage to follow Ellen Brody across America? Then again, the shark has vocal talents in this film as well. Maybe it evolved? ;o)
THIS FILM IS RUBBISH