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3/10
Good action, weak comedy
24 September 2006
UNDERCOVER HIDDEN DRAGON begins promisingly enough with down-on-his-luck delivery boy Fat (pop star/comedian Ronald Cheng) being recruited by a band of thugs. While Fat doesn't show a lot of street smarts, he's nevertheless willing to lead a one-man charge against his recruiters' enemies, a rival gang that looks like it could use a visit to the Hair Club for Men. Fat's attack ends predictably with his fleeing from the band of baldies, but then the action shifts into high gear when a raincoat-wearing fighter (Philip Ng) shows up to demolish the follically challenged foes. This fight sequence and its encore that occurs two-thirds of the way through the movie are easily the best scenes in the film and truly deserved to be a part of a much better movie.

The remainder of this taxing time-waster sees Fat being approached by the world's skinniest cops (Theresa Fu, Miki Yeung, and Ella Koon) and told that he is actually an undercover police officer who has suffered amnesia and is living out an assumed identity. While Fat is not wholly convinced, he is willing, for a price, to help the policewomen get information on mob boss Wind To (also played by Ronald Cheng) and take him down. When he gets TOO close to Wind and is promoted to a lieutenant and personal bodyguard to Sharon (model Pace Wu), the boss's wife, Fat's friends try to lead him back to the path of justice and righteousness, encouraging him to be a hero. This, unfortunately, leads to an interminable sequence where Fat and his good buddy (played by Lam Chi Chung of SHAOLIN SOCCER and KUNG FU HUSTLE fame) fight crime as the Chinese Kamen Riders.

If you think the plot sounds like a confusing mess, then that would just prove you are perfectly normal because the script for UNDERCOVER HIDDEN DRAGON is in serious need of editing if not a major rewrite. Ronald Cheng is his normal just-short-of-over-the-top self and tries hard to get laughs, such as in an early scene where Fat answers a call using what little English he knows--for no apparent reason.

Unfortunately, directors Dante Lam and Gordon Chan, who gave us the brilliant BEAST COPS in 1998, do not seem to understand Cheng's approach to comedy and saddle him with lame gags like having him deny groping the chests of the lady cops in the back of a van when he's the only male in sight. They also include a love triangle where Fat has been pining for Sharon long before she became Wind's wife but has also developed feelings for Chong Ching (Fu). While this subplot does not feel entirely out of place (it figures prominently in the climax), it unfortunately ends a little too neatly and rather unbelievably (just ask my wife--women do NOT act the way Wu would in her position). The directors also include go-nowhere story lines about Fat working at an arcade and the bald gang engaging in drug trafficking, seemingly for the sake of including a musical number involving some ridiculous afros--I wish I were kidding--and some serious hand-to-hand combat. In other words, Lam and Chan seem to be throwing to the wall everything not nailed down in hopes that some of it will stick. Some of it does, like the impressive fight sequences involving the baldies, but most of it doesn't and is just forgettable material that has been recycled dozens of times over (good guy looking like the bad guy, anyone?).

Overall, this is a largely unfunny and disposable film that will hopefully serve as a stepping stone for bigger and better things for all those involved. Ronald Cheng has shown that he can be funny given the right material and, with any luck, he will put this movie behind him and find his form again. The top-notch fights in UNDERCOVER HIDDEN DRAGON--which are not quite good enough to justify anyone sitting through the rest of the film just to see them--prove that Lam and Chan still know how to direct and entertain. If they can recover and build on those scenes then fans will probably have a solid action picture to look forward to in the (hopefully) not-too-distant future.
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7/10
The original Kung Fu Cult Master
12 July 2005
Over the years, kung fu films have picked up the reputation of being thin on plot. Anyone going into HEAVEN SWORD AND DRAGON SABRE thinking this will be in for an enormous shock.

Very simply, the story follows the exploits of Cheung Mo-Kei (played by now director/writer Derek Yee), a child of a doomed romance between a swordsman from one of the major (i.e., 'righteous') martial arts clans and a woman from the Ming Cult. Cheung finds himself orphaned and poisoned at a young age. He's also the only person who knows the whereabouts of his godfather, the Golden Lion King, a master martial artist of the Ming Cult and possessor of the all-powerful Dragon Sabre. Through a series of adventures, Cheung is cured of his poison, learns tremendously powerful fighting techniques, and finds his loyalties tested by the righteous clans and the Ming Cult. All the while, he and many others of the martial arts world seek to unite the Dragon Sabre with its sister blade, the Heaven Sword, for legend says that the two will reveal a secret of great power when brought together.

Again, the above is a simplification of the plot. Like other Chor Yuen movies, the story is as rich as the landscape. The sets, the costumes, and the sheer number of characters is quite impressive for a martial arts epic of this era and will be a treat for anyone who enjoys lavish productions.

Derek Yee spearheads a rather sizeable cast and plays the lead hero straightfaced throughout. His fighting abilities do not threaten to supplant other stars of that period (such as Gordon Liu) but they are adequate for the effects-laden fights in the story.

For anyone who is wondering, this movie tells the same story as THE KUNG FU CULT MASTER (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0108624) starring Jet Li. The two films even end on the roughly the same cliffhanger. For those of you who always wondered how KFCM would end, see this film and its conclusion, HEAVEN SWORD AND DRAGON SABRE 2.
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Hero (2002)
The Qin Emperor was no hero
27 June 2003
HERO has a lot going for it: legendary director, solid cast, excellent cinematography, decent score, and a very experienced fight choreographer. So why is the film a failure? Because Zhang Yimou portrayed the Qin Emperor as someone worth dying for. This is certainly a new take on this historical figure, but it's extremely misleading. To give those not familiar with this person an idea of what was done in HERO, imagine a film that not only portrays Hitler or Stalin in a sympathetic light, but goes on to argue that their horrific actions were admirable and justified.

One could argue that the emperor in HERO was not meant to represent the actual person from history, that he is a fictionalized version of that man. Were that the case then why use the Qin Emperor? Why not create a completely fictional ruler? An American director looking to tell a tale of a great man would never use George III, so why should a Chinese director cast one of the most notorious tyrants in Chinese history in such a positive light? It's truly baffling and makes an otherwise good film almost unpalatable.
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This film made me angry
27 June 2003
This is one of the few films that made me mad ... not for any reason other than that it took away time from my life when I could have been doing something else. Don't get me wrong -- Dana Carvey is a talented guy, but this movie was simply stupid and unfunny. Just to clarify, I'm one of the few people I know of who actually *enjoyed* OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ... and I still found MASTER OF DISGUISE to be very hard to stomach. Stay away from this one ... even if you don't have to pay any money to see it.
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Shiri (1999)
Nothing action fans haven't seen before
27 June 2003
I don't understand the praise for this movie. I'm sure it's a wonderful achievement in South Korean filmmaking, but the fact remains, it's a paint-by-numbers exercise that doesn't offer any twists or surprises for fans of spy and action movies.

This movie toppled TITANIC at the top of the South Korean box office. Great. Somebody had to eventually, right?

Just to let everyone know, I greatly enjoy action movies and films from the Far East. I just found that this is not one of the better ones from that part of the world.

My recommendation for anyone interested in getting a taste of modern South Korean cinema is to see JOINT SECURITY AREA. It's not an action film, but it's just a darned good story. JSA toppped SWIRI's box office take in its native country; once you see the two movies, you'll know why the former came out on top.
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