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30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007)
Warmed over fecal product
Really bad movie. It would require more effort then its worth to go into all the reasons this turd stunk. I love bad movies. This is not even good enough to be considered a bad movie. Unless you are one of the three or so Lorenzo Lamas fans, you know who you are, bypass this crap and move on. Got to add some more lines. Please IMDb allow five line submission. Some times you just can't express yourself in 10 lines. So I sit here and try to make 10 lines. Here is a spoiler Lameass has LT bars on one collar and a Master Chief device on his other collar. The chick has one Lt commander device and nothing on her other collar. I guess they did not have enough to go around. They are on a battleship, which we have none commissioned atm. A battleship had 1800+ men, for some reason there is only a dozen or so on this ship. Some chick was wearing a USCG shirt.
Triple Threat (2005)
Great Movie,.... No not really, it SUCKED
This movie was so stupid. I cannot believe any of the positive reviews here as they are all suspect. I have seen cheap low budget movies that manage to actually entertain, This movie is not one of those. The only thing almost good about this movie is the cover of the DVD. I recommend all renters of this movie to just break it in half and pay for the damage that way you can keep some other poor soul from ruining a night. Best scene in the movie is when the ex-assassin chick borrows a surf board and shoots a few baby waves. Her fans on the beach say she is "awesome". Did I mention that this movie sucks. In case I did not mention it I will state again that this movie SUCKS.
Cradle 2 the Grave (2003)
This Move Sucks So BAd
I cannot believe I just sat through this movie. It is almost as bad as the worst movie of all time Dragonard. I would rather sit through another showing of Dragonard then watch this movie. DMX is the worse actor I have ever seen. He can't act. Jet Li can't act. He should just stick to roles where he never has to speak.