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Daybreakers (2009)
These vampires sparkle more than Twilight
First off, the acting was just terrible. The dialogue was unintelligent, and I didn't see any chemistry at all between any of the characters. This movie, and it's not the fault of the writers or directors, just didn't agree with my concept of vampires. My concept of them is intelligent, mysterious creatures. The way they remain that way is that they don't turn the entire population to vampires, because of that very reason that they'll deplete resources. I also think I could have solved this little problem. They were running out of human blood because they kept killing humans. Maybe if they let more live, or didn't kill them, they could replenish more blood. It seems pretty simple to me. They also kind of dropped the plot with the vampires who ate other vampires. So that went nowhere. I only gave this two stars because I kind of liked all of the futuristic technology. It wasn't too ridiculous, because it's not that far in the future. But it's advanced enough that we don't have objects like that now in our homes. My last issue with this whole movie is purely personal. The lead character doesn't want to be a vampire anymore. Really? Who doesn't want to be a vampire? It was fitting that his name was Edward, because he was an extremely pathetic excuse for a supernatural creature.
The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
Loved It
This is absolutely one of my all-time favorite movies. I could watch this over and over again, and still be blown away by Riddick's brilliance. I love his character which is a man who is heartless, cold, ripped, and fearless yet still has a soft spot for "Jack". I loved Pitch Black, which is a completely different type of movie yet still wonderful. Riddick is an incredible character, and I am really looking forward to more movies in the Chronicles.
My favorite scene is when he kills a man with a teacup! I also like his little chase with Tooms the bounty hunter, and how he's not intimidated at all by him. Kira's got some pretty sweet moves, too. She's fast and can flip around and attack people like a little ninja. Her character is a real inspiration for me, until she dies.
The other thing I really like is the symbolism about religion. I don't know if it's just my imagination, but to me it seems extremely obvious that the Converts stand for Christianity, punishing anyone who doesn't believe in the "correct" religion. Just my opinion. It could be any religion that represses others, really.
xXx (2002)
Welcome to the Xander Zone
First off, I immediately liked the crazy German party opening scene. Though I am not a Rammstein fan, the energy they gave the beginning of the movie was a great way to pull the audience into the action. The stunts and driving were wonderful, as usual with Vin Diesel movies. The plot was okay. I pretty much knew that the chick was an American undercover from a little after the movie started, and she wouldn't have been my pick to end up with Xander, but whatever. The movie was still nicely executed and did not disappoint me after beginning my obsession with the actor and watching his Riddick movies. I was very please to have another movie where he was a super-action tough guy character.
Sucker Punch (2011)
The Best Movie I've Seen This Year
I knew I recognized the lead actress, but I couldn't put my finger on what from. I loved Emily Browning in "A Series of Unfortunate Events". She's so sexy, yet not trashy and very humble. She's an extremely beautiful woman, I was stunned (in a good way) to make the connection. When I saw that this was the same directed of "300" and "Watchmen", two movies I also loved, I thought this would be a good movie. I liked Rocket, as well (can't remember the actress name). She has really improved since being Donnie Darko's little girlfriend, and this certainly recovered her from being in "The Ruins". The ending was really powerful and moving for me, and I was also pleased to see that it was not a happy ending. I was kind of disappointed that the only character I didn't like lived, but I was pleased that it was a tragic ending (I know it sounds strange, but I don't like typical feel good endings). I will definitely purchase this movie when it releases to DVD. The action scenes were perfectly done, and I was surprised at how well it was done for being PG-13. I have to admit, I thought there were going to be some nudy scenes and a lot more sexy things, but the way it was done was probably more tasteful. I highly recommend this movie.
Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)
Not Bad at all.
I have to say, this film really was not bad at all for a vampire flick. I found it while surfing on Netflix and figured there's nothing like a bad horror flick, so I'd try. I was expecting some B-rated movie with horrible acting, but was really impressed. I really liked Bon Jovi's character, and that kid he was with (can't remember the name, it's been awhile). I wouldn't recommend going out of your way to see it, but it's not a total wast of time, either. Also I've never really been a Jon Bon Jovi fan. This almost made me one. Apparently I need two more lines. So I'll just keep typing. The vampire chick also was pretty good in her role.
Babylon A.D. (2008)
OK for Vin Diesel
This was not one of Vin Diesel's better movies where he plays a real badass. I'd seen it a couple of times on TV and never got to finish it, so I bought it thinking it wouldn't be a waste because I love Vin Diesel. The plot was kind of interesting. I understood everything except the creepy old woman who was supposed to be the queen but looked like she had gone through some rough plastic surgery that failed to straighten out the ugly. The whole Aurora was a vessel for future babies was easy to understand. I also liked the fighting sister who protected Aurora and went along with them. I also like the part at the end where Vin Diesel changed his mind and started chaos between the parties, because the beginning made it seem like he died (which he did), but not really. So I was quite happy with that little twist. I understand that it was based on a book which was probably much better, but I still enjoyed watching the movie.