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Assassin's Creed (2016)
Uninspired stuff
I found myself pretty nonplussed with this movie. I have played the games but the movies story certainly didn't play out quite as well. No characters from the scenes set in the past were really fleshed out at all, they didn't really have any character to speak of and that was certainly one of the strengths of the video games. Jumping back and forth from the past to the present during fight scenes was quite distracting and took away more than it added. Really not sure why they would let all the assassins eat lunch together, don't know would good they thought might come from that. Overall it wasn't the worst film ever, it looked good visually and the acting was fine but it felt like more of a wasted opportunity than anything to shout about.
VooDoo (2017)
Ummmm.....yep
I began watching the film with low expectations....these expectations were not met. I understand that many horror directors, actors etc have previously worked in the porn industry, I really wish these people had never left it and judging by the lack of effort in the screenplay department I'm guessing they aren't aware they ever did leave. No story, terrible acting, terrible dialogue and filmed, at least sometimes, with a shaky cam for literally no reason at all. I was honestly bored through almost all of it. Thought from the trailer it at least might be fun but it really wasn't. No redeeming qualities. Avoid like the plague.