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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I am nice man, with happy feelings all of the time!"
Aw, man. This movie was hilarious. Stupid, but hilarious.
Then again, it was supposed to be bad, wasn't it? Ah, well. The one character that I thought stole the movie was the villian, Master Pain--uh, Betty. Steve Odenkirk, who was dubbing ALL the characters' voices, had Master Betty sounding like the old school gangsters (m-yeah, see?). He's a kingpin, representative of the Evil Council, and the most feared man in Japan. Yet, he finds time to admire pictures of animals and to be a great magician ("Your clothes are RED!"). All-in-all, this movie was funny as Hell, but this is the kind of movie that should not have a sequel.
I Accuse My Parents (1944)
"Oh, Boo-Hoo! We all have problems."
WARNING: SPOILERS!!!
This movie is basically one long public service announcement.....from HELL!!
So, young Jimmy gets charged with manslaughter and his reason for doing so is because of his parents' lack of attention?! And here's the kicker: he's aquitted!! Anyway, whenever he meets new people, he constantly lies about how his parents are "swell" and starts shoving his "award winning" essay down their throats. However, these aren't simple, everyday lies that satisfy us. No, these are ELABORATE lies.
And because of his parents' "lousy" care, Jimmy somehow starts a life of crime, yet he is totally oblivious that it actually IS crime (now I REALLY hate this movie).
Finally, after all his whining and crying, the Judge forgives Jimmy, and warns all parents to pay more attention to their kids. So, what's our moral here? "Any child whose parents are alcoholics will eventually become chronic liars and resort to a life of crime"?! Aw man, if this weren't in MST3K format, this movie would be 10x as painful.
Hey, I have a better moral for this movie: "If the B.S. Fits, You Must Aquitt"!
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
Words can't describe how truly awful this movie is (but I'll try anyway)!
This movie is pure MST3K fodder. How they overlooked this "piece of Texas trailer-park trash" is beyond me.(Please understand that in no way am I criticizing the State of Texas, just this bucket of rancid garbage that came out of it.)
Anyway, my main complaint is that this "film" tries to do too hard to live up to the basic "renegade robot on the rampage" genre. Also, it has too much of EVERYTHING. Dialogue, bad effects, movie genres, and by far the most god-awful acting since "Laserblast". My advice: only watch this if you suddenly feel the need to be depressed.